Seriously bad movies

GranFire · 03-24-2007, 07:26 PM

I found myself collecting the seriously bad MA movies now out on DVD.

By accident, really *blush* (that's my story and I'm sticking to it!

)

You know, the kind, made after the passing of the great Bruce Lee, staring Bruce Li, LOL! Or notable B flicks with handsome male stars, I haven't watched 'The Night of the Warrior' yet, but hey...and let's not foget the men with the secret Kung Fus...

Somebody please cure my from my affliction!

Let me tell you, you really need to go out more, when you watch animated shows and critique the technique: Uh, sweet Palm strike, Mulan, excellent Axekick, Prince Zuko....

My oh my!

Troll Virus · 03-24-2007, 08:49 PM

No No.
Give in to the dark side!

Bad MA movies are a genre which cannot be parodied.

The badder the better.

Even old JC (Jackie Chan) has made some horrors (check out 'Master with Cracked Fingers).

So root your way to the bottom of the Cheap DVD barrel at your vendor of choice.

Love the soundtracks and special fx.

Garland · 03-24-2007, 09:05 PM

Check out SARS Wars: Bangkok Zombie Crisis.

Do it. You like B-movie crap horror flicks, this one is the crappiest I've ever seen. And I'm a verifiable James Lipton of shitty films.

GranFire · 03-24-2007, 09:36 PM

SRY, no horror flix...

I don't like the good ones!

Lets not forget "three little Ninjas" I need to find those! LOL

Tom Yum · 03-25-2007, 01:43 AM

Here's a good one for any single bachelor on a lonely evening...

Angel Fist

Staring Kat Sasoon...

Tom Yum · 03-25-2007, 01:44 AM

Worst Movie EVER:

House of the Dead (adapted from the game by SEGA).

Of all the movies adapted from video games in the last five years, House of the Dead is by far the worst. I mean it. I can sit through a good B-movie with a few chuckles, but this one had me wanting my money and time back...

Garland · 03-25-2007, 02:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tom Yum

Here's a good one for any single bachelor on a lonely evening...

Angel Fist

Staring Kat Sasoon...

Aha!
I've got some shit for you!

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I <3 Japanese cinema!

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But this Korean film looks bomb-dizzle!

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GranFire · 03-25-2007, 11:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Garland

Aha!
I've got some shit for you!

<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/z5nHtBDjO-w"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/z5nHtBDjO-w" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>

<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/SXc6yy52gAM"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/SXc6yy52gAM" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>

I <3 Japanese cinema!

<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/JQ4NT5QK-Pg"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/JQ4NT5QK-Pg" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>

But this Korean film looks bomb-dizzle!

<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/PHEvaD9Xk4A"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/PHEvaD9Xk4A" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>

I can't read that!

Piston · 03-25-2007, 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tom Yum

Here's a good one for any single bachelor on a lonely evening...

Angel Fist

Staring Kat Sasoon...

Thats one of the most ambiguous movie titles I've ever seen, love it!

GranFire · 03-25-2007, 07:20 PM

And now I will really need to find that movie....

You are supposed to help NOT to look for bad movies! Not tell me more and worse ones!

Tom Yum · 03-26-2007, 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Piston

Thats one of the most ambiguous movie titles I've ever seen, love it!

Shower/lockerroom scene is by far one of the best of the movie.

Piston · 03-26-2007, 03:28 PM

Do we get to see the great angel fist technique?

Tom Yum · 03-26-2007, 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Piston

Do we get to see the great angel fist technique?

Dude, you're mind is in the gutter...

Its a T&A type movie.

GranFire · 03-26-2007, 05:55 PM

ROFLMAOPIMP!!!!

I think I shall never recover...

Tom Yum · 03-26-2007, 08:17 PM

Thanks Granfire, I'm glad we're able to make you double over with laughter.

Might I recommend Van Damme's Bloodsport?

03-24-2007, 07:26 PM	#1 (permalink)
GranFire Registered User Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: South East Posts: 586	Seriously bad movies I found myself collecting the seriously bad MA movies now out on DVD. By accident, really blush (that's my story and I'm sticking to it! ) You know, the kind, made after the passing of the great Bruce Lee, staring Bruce Li, LOL! Or notable B flicks with handsome male stars, I haven't watched 'The Night of the Warrior' yet, but hey...and let's not foget the men with the secret Kung Fus... Somebody please cure my from my affliction! Let me tell you, you really need to go out more, when you watch animated shows and critique the technique: Uh, sweet Palm strike, Mulan, excellent Axekick, Prince Zuko.... My oh my! __________________ Banner by www.fiveancestors.com http://itatigerforum.proboards103.com/ It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog

03-24-2007, 09:05 PM	#3 (permalink)
Garland Registered User Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Salt Lake City Posts: 4,925	Check out SARS Wars: Bangkok Zombie Crisis. Do it. You like B-movie crap horror flicks, this one is the crappiest I've ever seen. And I'm a verifiable James Lipton of shitty films. __________________ I kick you in da neck! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBHLrpn07G4 http://www.break.com/movies/englishf.html homo homini lupus Komm Susser Todd. No, no...no no no...whatever you are drinking, you need much, much more...and then to sleep. - jubaji

03-24-2007, 09:36 PM	#4 (permalink)
GranFire Registered User Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: South East Posts: 586	SRY, no horror flix... I don't like the good ones! Lets not forget "three little Ninjas" I need to find those! LOL __________________ Banner by www.fiveancestors.com http://itatigerforum.proboards103.com/ It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog

03-25-2007, 01:43 AM	#5 (permalink)
Tom Yum Registered User Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Here and there. Posts: 11,192	Here's a good one for any single bachelor on a lonely evening... Angel Fist Staring Kat Sasoon... __________________ The more I learn, the more I realize how little I know. Slow is fast; fast is slow. Love it, leave it or fix it. Last edited by Tom Yum; 04-07-2007 at 02:51 AM.

03-25-2007, 01:44 AM	#6 (permalink)
Tom Yum Registered User Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Here and there. Posts: 11,192	Worst Movie EVER: House of the Dead (adapted from the game by SEGA). Of all the movies adapted from video games in the last five years, House of the Dead is by far the worst. I mean it. I can sit through a good B-movie with a few chuckles, but this one had me wanting my money and time back... __________________ The more I learn, the more I realize how little I know. Slow is fast; fast is slow. Love it, leave it or fix it.

03-24-2007, 08:49 PM	#2 (permalink)
Troll Virus Premiere Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Under a Bridge Posts: 808	No No. Give in to the dark side! Bad MA movies are a genre which cannot be parodied. The badder the better. Even old JC (Jackie Chan) has made some horrors (check out 'Master with Cracked Fingers). So root your way to the bottom of the Cheap DVD barrel at your vendor of choice. Love the soundtracks and special fx.

03-25-2007, 07:20 PM	#10 (permalink)
GranFire Registered User Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: South East Posts: 586	And now I will really need to find that movie.... You are supposed to help NOT to look for bad movies! Not tell me more and worse ones! __________________ Banner by www.fiveancestors.com http://itatigerforum.proboards103.com/ It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog

03-26-2007, 03:28 PM	#12 (permalink)
Piston Registered User Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 307	Do we get to see the great angel fist technique? __________________ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyBr7ZdwnPo Woman hitting pimp gets beat down - karma baby! http://www.comegetyousome.com/viewvid.php?id=1623 Wonderful set of knockouts! Love your BOB http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2363831283

03-26-2007, 05:55 PM	#14 (permalink)
GranFire Registered User Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: South East Posts: 586	ROFLMAOPIMP!!!! I think I shall never recover... __________________ Banner by www.fiveancestors.com http://itatigerforum.proboards103.com/ It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog

03-26-2007, 08:17 PM	#15 (permalink)
Tom Yum Registered User Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Here and there. Posts: 11,192	Thanks Granfire, I'm glad we're able to make you double over with laughter. Might I recommend Van Damme's Bloodsport? __________________ The more I learn, the more I realize how little I know. Slow is fast; fast is slow. Love it, leave it or fix it.

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