Go Back   Deluxe Martial Arts Forums > Martial Arts > Korean Martial Arts

Korean Martial Arts Martial artists can discuss the Korean Martial Arts with practitioners worldwide.


Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Rate Thread Display Modes
Old 03-24-2007, 07:26 PM   #1 (permalink)
Registered User
 
GranFire's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: South East
Posts: 586
GranFire will become famous soon enough
Default Seriously bad movies

I found myself collecting the seriously bad MA movies now out on DVD.

By accident, really *blush* (that's my story and I'm sticking to it! )

You know, the kind, made after the passing of the great Bruce Lee, staring Bruce Li, LOL! Or notable B flicks with handsome male stars, I haven't watched 'The Night of the Warrior' yet, but hey...and let's not foget the men with the secret Kung Fus...


Somebody please cure my from my affliction!

Let me tell you, you really need to go out more, when you watch animated shows and critique the technique: Uh, sweet Palm strike, Mulan, excellent Axekick, Prince Zuko....


My oh my!
__________________

Banner by www.fiveancestors.com

http://itatigerforum.proboards103.com/


*It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog*
GranFire is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-24-2007, 08:49 PM   #2 (permalink)
Premiere Member
 
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Under a Bridge
Posts: 808
Troll Virus is on a distinguished road
Default

No No.
Give in to the dark side!

Bad MA movies are a genre which cannot be parodied.

The badder the better.

Even old JC (Jackie Chan) has made some horrors (check out 'Master with Cracked Fingers).

So root your way to the bottom of the Cheap DVD barrel at your vendor of choice.

Love the soundtracks and special fx.
Troll Virus is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-24-2007, 09:05 PM   #3 (permalink)
Registered User
 
Garland's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Salt Lake City
Posts: 4,925
Garland is a splendid one to beholdGarland is a splendid one to beholdGarland is a splendid one to beholdGarland is a splendid one to beholdGarland is a splendid one to beholdGarland is a splendid one to beholdGarland is a splendid one to behold
Default

Check out SARS Wars: Bangkok Zombie Crisis.

Do it. You like B-movie crap horror flicks, this one is the crappiest I've ever seen. And I'm a verifiable James Lipton of shitty films.
__________________
I kick you in da neck!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBHLrpn07G4
http://www.break.com/movies/englishf.html

homo homini lupus
Garland Hummel's Facebook profile
Komm Susser Todd.

No, no...no no no...whatever you are drinking, you need much, much more...and then to sleep. - jubaji
Garland is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-24-2007, 09:36 PM   #4 (permalink)
Registered User
 
GranFire's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: South East
Posts: 586
GranFire will become famous soon enough
Default

SRY, no horror flix... I don't like the good ones!

Lets not forget "three little Ninjas" I need to find those! LOL
__________________

Banner by www.fiveancestors.com

http://itatigerforum.proboards103.com/


*It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog*
GranFire is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-25-2007, 01:43 AM   #5 (permalink)
Registered User
 
Tom Yum's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Here and there.
Posts: 11,192
Tom Yum is a splendid one to beholdTom Yum is a splendid one to beholdTom Yum is a splendid one to beholdTom Yum is a splendid one to beholdTom Yum is a splendid one to beholdTom Yum is a splendid one to behold
Default

Here's a good one for any single bachelor on a lonely evening...

Angel Fist

Staring Kat Sasoon...
__________________
The more I learn, the more I realize how little I know. Slow is fast; fast is slow.

Love it, leave it or fix it.

Last edited by Tom Yum; 04-07-2007 at 02:51 AM.
Tom Yum is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-25-2007, 01:44 AM   #6 (permalink)
Registered User
 
Tom Yum's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Here and there.
Posts: 11,192
Tom Yum is a splendid one to beholdTom Yum is a splendid one to beholdTom Yum is a splendid one to beholdTom Yum is a splendid one to beholdTom Yum is a splendid one to beholdTom Yum is a splendid one to behold
Default

Worst Movie EVER:

House of the Dead (adapted from the game by SEGA).

Of all the movies adapted from video games in the last five years, House of the Dead is by far the worst. I mean it. I can sit through a good B-movie with a few chuckles, but this one had me wanting my money and time back...
__________________
The more I learn, the more I realize how little I know. Slow is fast; fast is slow.

Love it, leave it or fix it.
Tom Yum is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-25-2007, 02:57 AM   #7 (permalink)
Registered User
 
Garland's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Salt Lake City
Posts: 4,925
Garland is a splendid one to beholdGarland is a splendid one to beholdGarland is a splendid one to beholdGarland is a splendid one to beholdGarland is a splendid one to beholdGarland is a splendid one to beholdGarland is a splendid one to behold
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Tom Yum View Post
Here's a good one for any single bachelor on a lonely evening...

Angel Fist

Staring Kat Sasoon...
Aha!
I've got some shit for you!

<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/z5nHtBDjO-w"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/z5nHtBDjO-w" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>

<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/SXc6yy52gAM"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/SXc6yy52gAM" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>

I <3 Japanese cinema!

<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/JQ4NT5QK-Pg"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/JQ4NT5QK-Pg" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>

But this Korean film looks bomb-dizzle!

<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/PHEvaD9Xk4A"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/PHEvaD9Xk4A" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>
__________________
I kick you in da neck!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBHLrpn07G4
http://www.break.com/movies/englishf.html

homo homini lupus
Garland Hummel's Facebook profile
Komm Susser Todd.

No, no...no no no...whatever you are drinking, you need much, much more...and then to sleep. - jubaji
Garland is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-25-2007, 11:52 AM   #8 (permalink)
Registered User
 
GranFire's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: South East
Posts: 586
GranFire will become famous soon enough
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Garland View Post
Aha!
I've got some shit for you!

<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/z5nHtBDjO-w"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/z5nHtBDjO-w" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>

<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/SXc6yy52gAM"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/SXc6yy52gAM" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>

I <3 Japanese cinema!

<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/JQ4NT5QK-Pg"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/JQ4NT5QK-Pg" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>

But this Korean film looks bomb-dizzle!

<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/PHEvaD9Xk4A"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/PHEvaD9Xk4A" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>


I can't read that!
__________________

Banner by www.fiveancestors.com

http://itatigerforum.proboards103.com/


*It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog*
GranFire is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-25-2007, 02:52 PM   #9 (permalink)
Registered User
 
Piston's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2005
Posts: 307
Piston will become famous soon enough
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Tom Yum View Post
Here's a good one for any single bachelor on a lonely evening...

Angel Fist

Staring Kat Sasoon...
Thats one of the most ambiguous movie titles I've ever seen, love it!
__________________
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyBr7ZdwnPo Woman hitting pimp gets beat down - karma baby!
http://www.comegetyousome.com/viewvid.php?id=1623
Wonderful set of knockouts!
Love your BOB http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2363831283
Piston is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-25-2007, 07:20 PM   #10 (permalink)
Registered User
 
GranFire's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: South East
Posts: 586
GranFire will become famous soon enough
Default

And now I will really need to find that movie....

You are supposed to help NOT to look for bad movies! Not tell me more and worse ones!
__________________

Banner by www.fiveancestors.com

http://itatigerforum.proboards103.com/


*It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog*
GranFire is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-26-2007, 02:52 PM   #11 (permalink)
Registered User
 
Tom Yum's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Here and there.
Posts: 11,192
Tom Yum is a splendid one to beholdTom Yum is a splendid one to beholdTom Yum is a splendid one to beholdTom Yum is a splendid one to beholdTom Yum is a splendid one to beholdTom Yum is a splendid one to behold
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Piston View Post
Thats one of the most ambiguous movie titles I've ever seen, love it!
Shower/lockerroom scene is by far one of the best of the movie.
__________________
The more I learn, the more I realize how little I know. Slow is fast; fast is slow.

Love it, leave it or fix it.
Tom Yum is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-26-2007, 03:28 PM   #12 (permalink)
Registered User
 
Piston's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2005
Posts: 307
Piston will become famous soon enough
Default

Do we get to see the great angel fist technique?
__________________
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyBr7ZdwnPo Woman hitting pimp gets beat down - karma baby!
http://www.comegetyousome.com/viewvid.php?id=1623
Wonderful set of knockouts!
Love your BOB http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2363831283
Piston is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-26-2007, 04:58 PM   #13 (permalink)
Registered User
 
Tom Yum's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Here and there.
Posts: 11,192
Tom Yum is a splendid one to beholdTom Yum is a splendid one to beholdTom Yum is a splendid one to beholdTom Yum is a splendid one to beholdTom Yum is a splendid one to beholdTom Yum is a splendid one to behold
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Piston View Post
Do we get to see the great angel fist technique?
Dude, you're mind is in the gutter...


Its a T&A type movie.
__________________
The more I learn, the more I realize how little I know. Slow is fast; fast is slow.

Love it, leave it or fix it.
Tom Yum is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-26-2007, 05:55 PM   #14 (permalink)
Registered User
 
GranFire's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: South East
Posts: 586
GranFire will become famous soon enough
Default

ROFLMAOPIMP!!!!

I think I shall never recover...
__________________

Banner by www.fiveancestors.com

http://itatigerforum.proboards103.com/


*It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog*
GranFire is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-26-2007, 08:17 PM   #15 (permalink)
Registered User
 
Tom Yum's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Here and there.
Posts: 11,192
Tom Yum is a splendid one to beholdTom Yum is a splendid one to beholdTom Yum is a splendid one to beholdTom Yum is a splendid one to beholdTom Yum is a splendid one to beholdTom Yum is a splendid one to behold
Default

Thanks Granfire, I'm glad we're able to make you double over with laughter.

Might I recommend Van Damme's Bloodsport?
__________________
The more I learn, the more I realize how little I know. Slow is fast; fast is slow.

Love it, leave it or fix it.
Tom Yum is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks


Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 
Thread Tools
Display Modes Rate This Thread
Rate This Thread:

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is Off
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Boxing Movies southpaw14 Boxing Discussion Forum 4 02-25-2007 02:49 PM
FMA movies? KitEskrima Filipino Martial Arts 10 11-10-2005 09:24 PM
New Movies SweepEm Mixed Martial Arts (MMA) & BJJ Forum 20 06-14-2001 05:45 AM
movies of jiu jitsu? sappsycho2k Mixed Martial Arts (MMA) & BJJ Forum 5 01-07-2001 06:38 PM


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 02:36 AM.

These are the 100 most searched terms
Search Cloud
bruce lee diet bruce lee mma chicago mma defend.net dekiti tersia deluxe martial arts dwayne johnson training dwayne johnson trainingsplan dwayne johnson workout emin boztepe flicker jab gene simco gym names how long does it take to get a black belt in bjj how to do an armbar how to increase flexibility jerry poteet kabuton keysi fighting system kickboxing vs muay thai krav maga mma krav maga ufc krav maga vs mma martial art forums martial arts avatars martial arts forum martial arts forums martial arts: emin boztepe mma fighter diet mma melbourne muay boran muay thai conditioning muay thai contender muay thai in queens muay thai prices classes portland or muay thai tattoo muay thai tattoos muay thai workout ninjitsui paul vunak rockson gracie roy jones jr workout roy jones training shadow thundercloud stronger punch tommy carruthers training songs ultimate fighter song winston omega มวยโบราณ ... powered by Simple Search Cloud


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.7.2
Copyright ©2000 - 2008, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
SEO by vBSEO 3.2.0 RC5
Template-Modifications by TMS
© Copyright 1996-2003, Mousel's Self-Defense Academy