The Ultimate in Martial Arts

Andrew WA · 12-11-2003, 01:43 PM

I have a hard time downloading any type of fight footage that involved grappeling because I am at the schools library and when I do it it looks kind of weird to others and people will think I am downloading gay porn. Especially the guard position and when they are struggling to get out of the guard. Its kind of embarrassing but I want to download them so I can learn stuff and see what they do.

Does anyone else have this problem?

Szczepankiewicz · 12-11-2003, 01:57 PM

That's because it IS gay porn.

Softcore perhaps, but gay and porn it be.

Two sweaty guys rolling around on soft cushions in either their jammies or their underwear trying desparately to get the other guy to give up or give in.

Tell me that is not a Homoerotic's dream!

fcokeefe · 12-11-2003, 03:47 PM

I stumbled across a site a few month back that had pictures of men grappling and giving them homosexual conintations (sp) with there discriptions. I was funny but kinda strange at the same time.

Maxetai · 12-12-2003, 09:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Andrew WA

I have a hard time downloading any type of fight footage that involved grappeling because I am at the schools library and when I do it it looks kind of weird to others and people will think I am downloading gay porn. Especially the guard position and when they are struggling to get out of the guard. Its kind of embarrassing but I want to download them so I can learn stuff and see what they do.

Does anyone else have this problem?

No, I don't have this problem, but perhaps you should see it in a different light.
If people look at you funny, find a way to explain to them what you are actually downloading. Who knows you just might introduce some people to BJJ!
Hey, you might even meet girls this way! Just the opposite of what's troubling you.

Szczepankiewicz · 12-12-2003, 09:42 AM

You might also meet some cute, young, single fellas who are ready and willing to roll around with you...

cakegirl · 12-12-2003, 10:03 AM

You do BJJ, and yet you're obsessing that BJJ looks gay.

Maybe you need to talk to a professional about your preoccupation!?!?!

Cakegirl

Szczepankiewicz · 12-12-2003, 10:19 AM

Nope not at all. I just need to train more with Bitty.

Cakegirl, it's called psychological warfare.

My opponent is so worried about getting felt up there distracted and not in the moment. Then I drop the hammer and thier ass is mine!

(not literally of course)

Spanky

cakegirl · 12-12-2003, 10:24 AM

Spanky, I was talking more to Andrew_WA who's worried that the kids in the library are going to think he's a fag. What you and Bitty do in your own time is up to you!!!

Cakegirl

Szczepankiewicz · 12-12-2003, 10:41 AM

See Bitty. We are accepted.

Bjjexpertise@be · 12-13-2003, 03:57 PM

Andy, by repeatedly denying that you aren't gay isn't going to help teh situation. Next time they say to you "hey man stop looking at gay porn." Just say to them "You should take a look at this, they have some cute guys." You are showing your insecurities when you repeatedly deny the fact that you're not looking at gay porn. Just reply with a sarcastic comment like the one i showed you.

osopardo · 12-18-2003, 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Maxetai

Who knows you just might introduce some people to BJJ!
Hey, you might even meet girls this way!

Just remember - there are two J's there. It's BJJ, got it? BJJ!

Maxetai · 12-18-2003, 05:53 PM

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Originally Posted by osopardo

Just remember - there are two J's there. It's BJJ, got it? BJJ!

What are you talking about?

Bjjexpertise@be · 12-18-2003, 08:55 PM

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What are you talking about?

LOL...you don't get it? Let me help you out. Take out one 'j' from BJJ. That leaves two letters. What do those two letters stand for? I'll give you a hint, it's a synonym for the words 'happy', joy', 'love', and occasionally 'gay'.

osopardo · 12-19-2003, 05:48 AM

Thank you! That's why it's important to spell your username correctly, right?

12-11-2003, 01:43 PM	#1 (permalink)
Andrew WA Registered User Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Louisville, Kentucky, USA Posts: 254 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Its weird to download BJJ movies off the internet I have a hard time downloading any type of fight footage that involved grappeling because I am at the schools library and when I do it it looks kind of weird to others and people will think I am downloading gay porn. Especially the guard position and when they are struggling to get out of the guard. Its kind of embarrassing but I want to download them so I can learn stuff and see what they do. Does anyone else have this problem? __________________ Zin-ji! Why are you so stupid?...If you hadn't let him escape...You will be executed now. Six months hard labor!

12-11-2003, 03:47 PM	#3 (permalink)
fcokeefe Registered User Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 70 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	I stumbled across a site a few month back that had pictures of men grappling and giving them homosexual conintations (sp) with there discriptions. I was funny but kinda strange at the same time. __________________ "I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him" Mark Twain

12-12-2003, 10:03 AM	#6 (permalink)
cakegirl Registered User Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: under a pebble Posts: 881 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	You do BJJ, and yet you're obsessing that BJJ looks gay. Maybe you need to talk to a professional about your preoccupation!?!?! Cakegirl __________________

12-12-2003, 10:24 AM	#8 (permalink)
cakegirl Registered User Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: under a pebble Posts: 881 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Spanky, I was talking more to Andrew_WA who's worried that the kids in the library are going to think he's a fag. What you and Bitty do in your own time is up to you!!! Cakegirl __________________

12-13-2003, 03:57 PM	#10 (permalink)
Bjjexpertise@be Registered User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: florida Posts: 2,023 Groans: 4 Groaned at 1 Time in 1 Post	Andy, by repeatedly denying that you aren't gay isn't going to help teh situation. Next time they say to you "hey man stop looking at gay porn." Just say to them "You should take a look at this, they have some cute guys." You are showing your insecurities when you repeatedly deny the fact that you're not looking at gay porn. Just reply with a sarcastic comment like the one i showed you. __________________ Mike Brewer's 2008 Athleticon Challenge!!! 45563 Pushups Completed 45563 Situps Completed

12-11-2003, 01:57 PM	#2 (permalink)
Szczepankiewicz Registered User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Meridian, ID, USA Posts: 4,109 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	That's because it IS gay porn. Softcore perhaps, but gay and porn it be. Two sweaty guys rolling around on soft cushions in either their jammies or their underwear trying desparately to get the other guy to give up or give in. Tell me that is not a Homoerotic's dream!

12-12-2003, 09:42 AM	#5 (permalink)
Szczepankiewicz Registered User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Meridian, ID, USA Posts: 4,109 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	You might also meet some cute, young, single fellas who are ready and willing to roll around with you...

12-12-2003, 10:19 AM	#7 (permalink)
Szczepankiewicz Registered User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Meridian, ID, USA Posts: 4,109 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Nope not at all. I just need to train more with Bitty. Cakegirl, it's called psychological warfare. My opponent is so worried about getting felt up there distracted and not in the moment. Then I drop the hammer and thier ass is mine! (not literally of course) Spanky

12-12-2003, 10:41 AM	#9 (permalink)
Szczepankiewicz Registered User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Meridian, ID, USA Posts: 4,109 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	See Bitty. We are accepted.

12-19-2003, 05:48 AM	#14 (permalink)
osopardo Registered User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Hurricane Alley Posts: 170,033 Posts: 1,920 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Thank you! That's why it's important to spell your username correctly, right? __________________ Le Bear Extraordinaire! *Mike Brewer's 2008 Athleticon Challenge!!!* Pushups Completed: 5 1/2 Situps Completed: Does using my hands count?

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