What things do you do while rolling?

[mjohnson]

Sometimes I tell funny stories, or jokes. Farting is also acceptable. Vomiting needs to be done off of the mat. Anyone else have stories?

MJ

[mjohnson]

LOL.. good one... very good. No humping though right?

MJ

[HuSanYan]

well, I often do a bit of laundry and sometimes a bit of grocery shopping

[JaredExtreme]

I calculate pi.

[MrPoopy]

Anyone else feel offended by grappling partners that just freely fart? I do. I don't have a problem holding my farts. Why can't anyone else do it?

[mjohnson]

For someone with the name "Mr. Poopy" I figured you would be the worst at farting while rolling. I just let them rip, no use having something on my mind while I'll trying to get a position or submission.

[MrPoopy]

Why, oh why am I always being judged by my name?

[gracilva]

farting while rolling can sometimes lead to "gravy"
not that i know

[Seifer2399]

Originally Posted by mjohnson

Sometimes I tell funny stories, or jokes. Farting is also acceptable. Vomiting needs to be done off of the mat. Anyone else have stories?

MJ

As far as the funny stories go, I'll sometimes ask my grappling buddy while rolling "Hey, have you been working out? (i.e. lifting)" Usually they respond w/a yes . . then I'll say "wow . . . you can't even tell" . . . always gets a smile at least . . .

Farting is just inevitable. Sometimes folks just come to class with gas, and they try as hard as possible to hold it in. I was in a guy's guard one night, and I catted up and pressed my hands into his beltline to set up a guard break. (I think that's how you type out a fart noise) . . . man was it loud . . . stopped the whole class for like a second or two . . thankfully the overpowering sweat stench masked whatever odor his gaseous-guard-break-counter had . . .

Vomit? I haven't seen it . . . yet.

Best regards,

Seifer2399

[Tom Yum]

Now never laugh again, unless someone comes to class to roll wearing a toga or peanut butter, otherwise he has made you 6 times weaker.