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Old 12-31-2003, 07:28 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Sometimes I tell funny stories, or jokes. Farting is also acceptable. Vomiting needs to be done off of the mat. Anyone else have stories?

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LOL.. good one... very good. No humping though right?

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well, I often do a bit of laundry and sometimes a bit of grocery shopping
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Anyone else feel offended by grappling partners that just freely fart? I do. I don't have a problem holding my farts. Why can't anyone else do it?
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For someone with the name "Mr. Poopy" I figured you would be the worst at farting while rolling. I just let them rip, no use having something on my mind while I'll trying to get a position or submission.
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farting while rolling can sometimes lead to "gravy"
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Sometimes I tell funny stories, or jokes. Farting is also acceptable. Vomiting needs to be done off of the mat. Anyone else have stories?

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As far as the funny stories go, I'll sometimes ask my grappling buddy while rolling "Hey, have you been working out? (i.e. lifting)" Usually they respond w/a yes . . then I'll say "wow . . . you can't even tell" . . . always gets a smile at least . . .

Farting is just inevitable. Sometimes folks just come to class with gas, and they try as hard as possible to hold it in. I was in a guy's guard one night, and I catted up and pressed my hands into his beltline to set up a guard break. (I think that's how you type out a fart noise) . . . man was it loud . . . stopped the whole class for like a second or two . . thankfully the overpowering sweat stench masked whatever odor his gaseous-guard-break-counter had . . .

Vomit? I haven't seen it . . . yet.

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