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Old 12-07-2000, 03:45 PM   #1 (permalink)
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My stocks always go down. Why do they always go down? There are only two ways a stock can go; up or down, but mine always go down. What the fuk is up with that? My stocks always go down, but my friends stocks always go up. So I buy my friends stocks and they sell as soon as they hear I bought. Whats up with that? What kind of friends are those? And they are not even real friends because I have never met them. What kind of friends sell the stock you just bought when they have never even met you? I used to be good at picking stocks and friends, but now I suck. Its like softball. I suck at softball and I have always sucked at softball. Why do I suck so bad at softball? And why did they always choose softball as the sport to play on visiting day at camp when I was a kid? They could have chosen Soccer or Ultimate Frisbee or any number of games that I was good at, but they always chose softball. What the fuk is up with that? My dad thought I was no good at sports because all he ever saw me play was softball. I loved Bjj and I was good at it, but now I never go to class because I am so busy making money that I never seem to make. Why am I so busy making money that I never make? What kind of sick cruel joke is that? So I go on the Atkins diet to lose the 10 lbs I gained while I was busy not making any money, and it works great! And whats more, I don't have to eat any vegetables. I hate vegetables, but now I have to eat them because the Atkins diet gave me high colesterol. What the fuk is up with that? Vegetables suck! They only put em on your plate to take up space. You go out to eat and order the chicken in a saffron cream sauce and you always get a pile of carrots and broccoli to go with it. They don't even season them because they know that no one is going to eat it, so why waste the seasoning? The only time they taste good is if you smother them in butter and salt, and I can't even do that. Cholesterol sucks. If I wasn't so busy not making money, I never would have had to go on Atkins. What is UP WITH THAT?! Why do I get high colesterol from Atkins but my dad who has naturally high colesterol, had his reduced by going on Atkins? Atkins sucks. If Atkins had a stock I would short it, but then of course it would go up. Why do the stocks I short always go up? Why can't I buy the stocks that go up and short the stocks that go down? How come whenever I would steal a chick I didn't really like, from some guy, he didn't care because he didn't didn;t like her either, but 3 months later when she gets stolen from me, I am an emotional wreck even though I never liked her in the first place? What the **** is up with that!? Why couldn't I ever steal chicks I didn't like and then not care when she got stolen from me? Thats so screwed up.
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Old 12-07-2000, 04:04 PM   #2 (permalink)
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The market is down and will never go back up. Sell everything you have and put the money under your mattress.

eat your vegetables. They are good for you.

Softball sucks. It could be your golf swing that fuks up your softball swing. If so, stick with golf and give up softball. If not, maybe your dad was right. You are unathletic.

You must have cheated on the Atkins diet and snuck too many carbs when your wife wasnt looking. Maybe if you stopped wasting your time playing softball and started real man sports like hunting, wilding, pit dog fighting, etc. you wouldnt need to go on Atkins.

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you have no will power. You are unathletic, poor and fat and your arteries are hardening at a torrid pace.

hope this helps.
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Old 12-07-2000, 04:09 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Unhappy Masala Baby...

*sigh*

Stocks - Technology = Bad, Pharmaceuticles = Good. You should listen to me, because we're not "friends". Bottom line, you're horrible at the stock market... FACE IT.

"Friends" - People you've never met in person should not be considered "friends". You're lousy at picking friends... FACE IT

Softball - Soccer's not a sport... at least the way YOU play it (electronically). You're a non-athletic, couch sitting, computer jockeying, nerd... FACE IT.

BJJ - Quiting to "make money that you're NOT making"??? You're a fickle, greedy for something you're not attaining, weekend warrior... FACE IT.

Cholesterol/vegatables - Vegatables are GOOD... cholesterol is BAD... FACE IT.

Chicks - Aren't you married?!?!?! Number one, you're "stealing" that are skanks. Skanks are easy to "steal" and dudes like you get emotionally attached to skanks on some twisted level. Emotionally, you're still in High School. You're emoitonally immature... FACE IT.

Masala... after all is said and done, just know that I still love you... FACE IT.



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HOUNDDOG...

LMFAO... great minds...
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LMAO Karl
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You better shake yerself Masala, and start winning again. Or else... no aircar.
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Old 12-07-2000, 05:15 PM   #7 (permalink)
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What stocks have you been playing?I've been playing WCOM for the last couple weeks and doing quite well.If you are looking for good buys they are definately out there in the tech sector.I'm hoping MSFT will drop in the high 40s,and also I want ORCL to go back to the low 20s.DELL is also a good long term buy at these levels IMO.
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Houndog/Karlinhos: Jesus, man! Talk about kicking a guy when he's down! I guess that career at the Suicide Prevention Hotline didn't pan out, huh.

Don't listen to them, Masala. Listen to what I'm saying:

We're all very different people. We're not Watusi, we're not Spartans, we're Americans! With a capital "A," huh? And you know what that means? Do you? That means that our forefathers were kicked out of every decent country in the world!
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and your the same person that was giving me advice on a few of these subjects? damn no wonder shit kept going wrong...
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if msft drops into the 40's again i will hang myself.
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if msft drops into the 40's again i will hang myself.
It's getting closer and closer to the 40s today.Am I invited to your funeral?lol
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EJ says to Masala:

"You better shake yerself Masala"

Uhhh EJ, where do you think Masala is at, a urinal?





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LOL @ Masala - I have the same problem. I just looked and all I saw was red.
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Why can't I have an aircar? That sucks so bad. You don't know how bad I want an aircar, but it's pretty damn bad. I'm gonna have a frickin heart attack from my high colesterol that Atkins gave me before they even start producing the aircar, even though I have been interested in aircars for a long ass time, and only just now started getting interested in my cholesterol. How fair is that? If I had been interested in my cholesterol for years then I could understand having a heart attack before the aircar, but this is just too much. Why can't they produce an aircar before my heart attack? Is that so much to ask? And why am I a newbie? I have wasted more time on this forum then all of you put together, but I am still a newbie. What is up with that!? Why can't Tim just take pity on me and give me back my status? What did I ever do to him? I have tried my damndest to not take up his forum space with a bunch of posts about BJJ or NHB like everyone else, and this is the thanks I get? Damn I wish I had a cup of coffee, except I hate coffee unless it has a ton of sugar and cream in it. I quit coffee for Atkins, but now I can't drink it because of the high colesterol that Atkins gave me. How fair is that? If I had an aircar I never would have been concerned about staying shape because, well, I would have had an aircar! But because I wanted to stay in shape, I will die of a heart attack before I ever get an aircar. That sucks.

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....and I've never even played the stock market.
You're not missing much right now but when gore finally gives up watch the Nasdaq go crazy.No matter what analysts say,the tech stocks is the place to be buying IMO.
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