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Old 09-29-2000, 10:17 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Old 09-29-2000, 10:25 AM   #2 (permalink)
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What do i have to do to get banned?
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Old 09-29-2000, 11:14 AM   #3 (permalink)
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You didn't ask nice enough the first time
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Old 09-29-2000, 12:41 PM   #4 (permalink)
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So is he banned yet? Give him what he wants. It is better for the forum anyways. We all know he will just come back under a troll handle. If he was really serious he would have just left without telling you to ban him. So do it and get it over with. PLEASE..
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Old 09-29-2000, 12:44 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Being the giver that I am, I feel compelled to try and solve the language barrier that is clouding the relationship between Duchman and the English speaking community that resides on this board. Towards that effort I would like to provide the following link for English to Dutch translation.

http://www.notam.uio.no/~hcholm/altlang/ht/Dutch.html

With this link you too will be able to tell Duchman exactly what you are thinking and have nothing lost in the translation. Here is a brief sampling of some of the invaluable phrases and words you too can learn!

Afzuigen = BJ

Beffen = the uh… female counterpart

Bokkelul = Insult: jack ass, scum bucket

broekhoesten = to fart

drol, de = a piece of human excrement

een nummertje maken = to copulate

flikker = A homosexual


These are just a few of the hundreds of invaluable words and phrases contained in this treasure trove of bilingual communication! Give, give, give. I should have gone into international diplomacy.

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Old 09-29-2000, 01:25 PM   #6 (permalink)
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hey duch,

just keep being yourself and i'm sure yer wish will come true. it is good to see a young man with aspirations.


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Old 09-29-2000, 02:11 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Why do you want to be banned? Why don't you just stop coming to the forum?
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Old 09-30-2000, 04:25 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Old 09-30-2000, 11:04 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Talking Tim whats the problem????

I was banned in under an hour when i asked.Why is Dutchman so special.
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Old 09-30-2000, 11:57 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Martial Artist - it's just a matter of courtesy. You asked respectfully...he didn't. As soon as I sense that he really wants to be banned and he asks very, very kindly, he has to stay.

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Old 10-01-2000, 10:25 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Martial artist,
did the choke out braindamage to you?

Tim does not ban me because i'm the Sh.t

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Old 10-01-2000, 10:27 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Big bird,
Still drunk?!

Mickey Finn,
If you want to learn the new dutch slang i would be happy to teach for 50$ an hour!

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Old 10-01-2000, 10:50 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Why not leave. This is nothing but a pathetic cry for attention. Does your mother not give enought attention? I bet you are the ugly child. LEAVE DUCH! If you have any balls you will just go. You are a joke with no balls if you stay.

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Old 10-01-2000, 11:03 AM   #14 (permalink)
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can you stop!!
i'm not going to start a flame war whit you!
Because it is a waste of time.

I'm off to the dojo! Do the same!
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Hey BITCH you are the one saying you want banned. Not me. You should be thankful to Tim for his hardwork instead you come on here and act like a punk. Is that how you repay people. We all owe Tim a great big thank-you and we also owe him respect enough not to be pricks on his forum, at least for the first month.
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