BORED? Try these out...

[Karlinhos]

1) At lunch time, sit in your parked car w/sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3) Insist that your e-mail address is: Xena-Warrior-Princess@companyname.com or Elvis-the-King@companyname.com

4) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

5) Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN."

6) In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors".

7) Reply to everything someone says with, "That's what you think."

8) Finish all your sentences with, "In accordance with the prophecy."

9) Adjust the tint on your monitor so that the brightness level lights up the entire work area. Insist to others that you like it that way.

10) Dont use any punctuation

11) As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

12) Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.

13) Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

14) Sing along at the opera.

15) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

16) Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Wear them one day after your boss does. (This is especially effective if your boss is of the opposite gender.)

17) Put mosquito netting around your cubicle. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.

18) Call the psychic hotline and don't say anything.

19) Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, "Rock Hard".

And for the Jiu-Jitsu enthusiast…

20) Sneek up on one of your co-workers, apply a rear naked choke, put them to sleep, then run around the office yelling, "Jiu-Jitsu! Jiu-Jitsu! Jiu-Jitsu!"

[Robbie]

lol,that was good.I think I'll try some of those.

[Ryu (non-working password]

ROTF! Good God, I am near tears over this!

the "in accordance to the prophecy" thing had me rolling for some reason.

[hounddog]

LMAO Karl!

and Ryu.... turn that f!cking sig off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! aghhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Tony10]

See Ryu? People become visibly angry...

[Karlinhos]

hounddog, i'm with you on that one... RYU, TURN THE SIG OFF..!!!!!!!!!

robbie... your's is pretty funny.



[Edited by Karlinhos on 12-07-2000 at 06:54 PM]

[EJ]

#11. Contribute to the demise of the Forum by making lame ass threads.

[EJ]

Echhh!!!

Actually... I am THE MOUSEL's GUY... I love this forum.

But lately I have been patrolling ITG and the UG becuz this place is getting too out of control... the only action here is on the shitty political, Manco and religion threads.

Off topic is only funny in on topic threads... but only in small, effective doses.

Why do you think Roy Harris, Fabrizio De Santo, etc. etc. don't post here anymore???

When I want to reach John Diedenhofen, Cooter, armhunter and other knowledgeable dudes, I need to look elsewhere.

At least fil still puts up with this shit.... ask yerself...

where's Alby, SD, gunny, Raven and the rest????

At least Patterson was funny.... where is he at????




[Edited by EJ on 12-07-2000 at 06:05 PM]

[SweepEm]

hey Karl, your co-workers are still scared of being near you.

EJ: Patterson is cowering in a corner, shivering and scared

[andreh anderson]

Karl,

Did you receive my email?

[Karlinhos]

yes... THANKS!

I'll get back to you tonight or tomorrow...!