Movie Characters as NHB fighters

[The Colonie Crusher]

If all the tough guy characters in movies were to have a NHB tournament, who would win? I am talking characters like Rocky, Rambo, Dalton from Roadhouse, any of Van Damme's characters, any of Seagals characters, etc. I think Rocky would take it. And NO, super human characters like The Terminator don't count.

What about if all the super comic heroes were to have a NHB tournament? I say Superman. I think him and the green Incredible Hulk would be a good fight though.

And finally, what Horror movie slasher would win in a NHB tournament? Michael Myers, Jason, Freddy, Leatherface, Ghostface? I think Michael Myers would plow through them all.

What do you guys think?

[Shimora]

Jake the muss from Once were warriors.


Cook the bacon and eggs bitch.

[Jaguar Wong]

Michael Myers is human. Jason was somebody else in half of the Friday the 13th movies (disqualified). Leatherface is just plain nuts, so he may have a chance to make it to the finals. But, Freddy's takin' the title. He's too tough. Then again, he can only take them in their dreams, so someone would have to KO his opponents first. I say Brundle Fly, or perhaps the Preadator.

For the movie charaters. I think Snake Plisken would do pretty good, but then he would be DQ'ed, cause of the no fish hooking rule, and I'm sure they would have a rule against shooting people too. Rocky has the heart and the chin to do it. He's definitely game . I'm too stubborn to let such an obvious choice win, though, so I'm going with the underdog vote: Terry Tsugori (Sonny Chiba), the Streetfighter. He can crush skulls with his fist, he can rip the "manliness" off of any foe foolish enough to attack with a jump kick, and he can even survive car wrecks off of a bridge with his "breath control". If you've seen the Streetfighter, then I'm sure you'll easily agree with me.

Comics I'm gonna have to say Superman. He's super boring, cause he's just too strong to be interesting (uh oh, their using larger guns again, oh wait, the shells are just bouncing off, what a suprise). Then again, Batman beat him before...He can do it again. An angry Hulk may have a chance, but ....

There goes any hope of me being taken seriously in any other thread now

[Edited by Jaguar Wong on 12-10-2000 at 02:33 AM]

[Robbie]

Originally posted by The Colonie Crusher
If all the tough guy characters in movies were to have a NHB tournament, who would win? I am talking characters like Rocky, Rambo, Dalton from Roadhouse, any of Van Damme's characters, any of Seagals characters, etc. I think Rocky would take it. And NO, super human characters like The Terminator don't count.

What about if all the super comic heroes were to have a NHB tournament? I say Superman. I think him and the green Incredible Hulk would be a good fight though.

And finally, what Horror movie slasher would win in a NHB tournament? Michael Myers, Jason, Freddy, Leatherface, Ghostface? I think Michael Myers would plow through them all.

What do you guys think?

Well maybe Thunderlips from Rocky 3 would have a good chance if he took rocky down,Rocky wasn't even really hurting him with any punches.But I am gonna go with jet li from lethal weapon 4.

Now onto the superheroes,I say superman easily.All that BS about Batman beating him was stupid,the writers had to make the batman fans happy,superman has super strength and one punch could rip through batmans chest easily.

Now I'm gonna have to go with jason from the fridays the 13th series,even though I like Michael myers and all I think jason would win,freddy wouldn't be all that useful unless he could get in their dreams.I can't even believe you put ghostface up there lol.

[The Colonie Crusher]

A couple things.....

1) When did Batman beat Superman?

2) Michael Myers may be human but he is certainly superhuman. BTW, he would murder Jason and Freddy.

3) Thunderlips had no chin at all and couldn't take a body shot. I do agree though that he couldv'e simply mounted Rocky all those times he slammed him in that match. But, it's a movie. And movie fans don't want to see two guys wrestling around for three hours trying to "pass the guard".

[Bau13]

What are you talking about...Seagal in undersiege would rip all their throats out!!

[Jaguar Wong]

Batman beat Superman in Dark Knight Returns. Well, sort of. He beat him down (near death), looked him in the eye, then fell into a coma and faked his own death.

Sonny Chiba all the way.