Royce to fight in Pride 14

[Lacrymosa]

MORE GRACIE POETRY
by Lacrymosa

I had a dream one stormy night
That Ryan won his fearsome fight
He KO'd Sak with quite a punch
I knew he'd win! I had a hunch!
The Gracie family: now redeemed
The blemish gone...or so it seemed.
Not Royler, Renzo, even Royce
Could match the strength of Ryan's voice.
Reporters wrote, the cameras flashed.
The streak of Sak completely crashed.
The merchandise will sell again
The seminars we'll charge more yen
We'll take Manhattan, Royce for mayor.
Make this world the Gracie's lair.
We'll wage a war with wrestling's pros.
We'll wipe them out and kill their shows.
With Blackbelt Mag as God's new tome.
We'll oust the pope and conquer Rome
The universe is ours to keep.
The Gracie clan! I start to weep......
I woke up sad; and so I scream.....
"Aw shit! My vision's just a dream!"

[Karlinhos]

MA... i think it's best that you just find a word that rhymes with "japanese"... maybe Lac can help you (lol).

[Lacrymosa]

"Zappa knees"

[Lacrymosa]

SUNG TO THE TUNE OF "500 MILES (I'M GONNA BE)" (The Proclaimers)

"500 SAKS"
Lyrics by Lacrymosa

Ryan wakes up
And he knows he's gonna be
He's gonna be the next Brazilian who will lose

Rickson dodges
Yes we know he'd rather be
He'd rather be the man who rides the "Gracie Cruise"

Well we will fight 500 Saks
And we will fight 500 more
Just to be the clan that lost a thousand fights
And taps out on the floor

Arm is broken
Renzo knows he'd rather be
He'd rather be without his arm all in a sling

Royce was tired
And he know's he's gonna be
He's gonna be around to fight with K1 Kings.

Well we will fight 500 Saks
And we will fight 500 more
Just to be the clan that lost a thousand fights
And taps out on the floor

[Jaguar Wong]

ROTFL!! Lac, that's the best one!

[Nthman]

Heh thats classic, you should record that or something...

[Mako]

Lac,

I tip my hat to you. On a forum (and medium) where most are unable to find a coherent sentence with both hands;
where the word sonnet is an unknown, and where we have previously seen the literary prowess of those such as Patterson, your work on this thread has been "dang impressive".