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Old 02-14-2005, 02:23 PM   #1 (permalink)
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You MMA and BJJ guys have not got a clue how to fight. My Wing Chun Sifu says that you are all misguided morons who can't fight diddly squat.

I know a lot about knives too, and like to twirl them. You MMA bully boys come near me with your mounts and you'll get shanked right up yer jacksie wacksies oh yes.

Funnily enough, we can prove that Wing Chun invented power punches, and the Masters of old even designed gun fighting stances before the world even knew about guns. The Chinese invented gun powder too, so that proves my point.

I have trained extensively in Sifu's body hard soft defense system, and can repel any blow from any weapon with my soft belly tissue.

Your mounts and silly armlocks are no match for the structured power of my gunfighting Wing Chun, and I know this because my Sifu says so.

Anybody want to prove themselves?
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Bri Thai, Knock it off.

I don't have the time or inclination to keep deleting posts or play your games.

I've got my own rehab to work on (I just got done with 2 rounds of brain surgery) and frankly it is a waste of my time to deal with you and H2H and your childish antics.

You want to take shots at phil, go to pax and take shots. Don't bring trash in here.
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I am innocent of this henious charge. Innocent. Innocent I tell you.

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You MMA and BJJ guys have not got a clue how to fight. My Wing Chun Sifu says that you are all misguided morons who can't fight diddly squat.

I know a lot about knives too, and like to twirl them. You MMA bully boys come near me with your mounts and you'll get shanked right up yer jacksie wacksies oh yes.

Funnily enough, we can prove that Wing Chun invented power punches, and the Masters of old even designed gun fighting stances before the world even knew about guns. The Chinese invented gun powder too, so that proves my point.

I have trained extensively in Sifu's body hard soft defense system, and can repel any blow from any weapon with my soft belly tissue.

Your mounts and silly armlocks are no match for the structured power of my gunfighting Wing Chun, and I know this because my Sifu says so.

Anybody want to prove themselves?
I'm not trying to be a dick or anything, but is this post a joke or was it put up to start something? My guess is joke, because I'm going to give us all the benefit of the doubt and figure we don't say silly things just to cause trouble. I think.
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Welcome to defend.net!

I usually say silly things to humble me self and for occasional comic relief but this is a great site about martial arts.

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You MMA and BJJ guys have not got a clue how to fight. My Wing Chun Sifu says that you are all misguided morons who can't fight diddly squat.

I know a lot about knives too, and like to twirl them. You MMA bully boys come near me with your mounts and you'll get shanked right up yer jacksie wacksies oh yes.

Funnily enough, we can prove that Wing Chun invented power punches, and the Masters of old even designed gun fighting stances before the world even knew about guns. The Chinese invented gun powder too, so that proves my point.

I have trained extensively in Sifu's body hard soft defense system, and can repel any blow from any weapon with my soft belly tissue.

Your mounts and silly armlocks are no match for the structured power of my gunfighting Wing Chun, and I know this because my Sifu says so.

Anybody want to prove themselves?

Am I to understand that you have just used this forum as a platform to call out any and all MMA and BJJer's? I don't know if your extremely confident or need to be committed?

Here is some free unsolicited advice, be careful what you ask for. To assume your Wing Chun Sifu is fool proof is awfully naive, especially since you mentioned using a knife and MMA in the same context. Apparently you have never tangled with a BJJ person. I would say most any BLUE belt in BJJ could give you a different perspective on thing's without using a knife.

Good Luck!
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This post is hyserical. Fake its funny, if its serious its even funnier. As if to answer a real comment like this; good you can twirl knives. So can clowns. join the circus, you would be alot safer twirling knives and getting shot out of a cannon than you would picking fights with MMA and BJJ practishioners; for that matter, i wouldnt tangle with a TaeBO practitioner either if i were you. Stopping any weapon with your bare self, I wouldnt test that....it is likely to get you killed. Many of your chinese predicessors thought they could stop any weapon too...thats why many were slaughtered when guns came about.( i believe they invented gunpowder for fireworks) Someone said something once, to the effect of "a man who learned by himself may be blind from the truth, but may eisier find the right way; but a man who has learned from a blind man, may be unable to learn right, because of his faith to his blind master." Lmfao. i really hope youre not serious.
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Many of your chinese predicessors thought they could stop any weapon too...thats why many were slaughtered when guns came about.( i believe they invented gunpowder for fireworks) Someone said something once, to the effect of "a man who learned by himself may be blind from the truth, but may eisier find the right way; but a man who has learned from a blind man, may be unable to learn right, because of his faith to his blind master."
It is once said that "the man who is most easy to kill with a weapon, is he who does not try to evade it". Of course the once was just now, and I said it, but still a valid point I think!
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Another troll, folks like you give WC a bad name.
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Does the phrase 'hook line and sinker' mean anything you yous guys?

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as a wing chun practisioner (sp.) i also find this funny.

anyways i think that this is a joke.
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Old 02-20-2005, 03:20 PM   #13 (permalink)
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No, it is not a joke.

It is someone who just simply cannot let go of a certain issue. This person has Phil on the brain, 24/7. It really is sad.

Even those of us who worship his Philness don't think about him as much as 'Phil Elnore' seems to.

It's just...sad.

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. Apparently you have never tangled with a BJJ person. I would say most any BLUE belt in BJJ could give you a different perspective on thing's without using a knife.

Good Luck!
Sorry but:
I think a 'trained' person in knife will KILL your BJJ blue belt.
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