Couldn't resist posting this: http://www.topsecrettraining.com

Nit · 03-22-2005, 03:15 AM

http://www.topsecrettraining.com

its so deadly (bad) that the US Government, Army and Police refuse to train it.

sikal · 03-22-2005, 09:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Nit

http://www.topsecrettraining.com

its so deadly (bad) that the US Government, Army and Police refuse to train it.

I assume he's staying so secretive about his identity and specific background so the government doesn't know who is is? Riiight! It's so people won't hunt him down and beat the tar out of him when they realize they've been taken for a ride.

Some that makes that much noise and hype is all but guaranteed to be nothing more than noise and hype.

Mike

Nit · 03-23-2005, 03:26 AM

yer, reminds me of Bri

perhaps the training is so secret you have to do it blindfolded...

if your listening Bri, I'm ready to beat that dummy now... the apprehension has gone and the slap seems to be working

**Thai Bri** · 03-26-2005, 06:36 AM

Yeah. The dummy did tell me that he thought you were a pussy............ And he doesn't even have arms!

SimonM · 03-26-2005, 09:44 AM

You gotta love the absence of any images or descriptions of technique or theory behind this "deadly" fighting system.

wushu_flip · 03-27-2005, 05:02 PM

I say some1 order it and see how BS it is,laugh ur arse through three DVDs, and then return for full mooney back garentee. u can order from the sight, it says ORDER in the top right corner of the article above the title.

wushu_flip · 03-27-2005, 05:09 PM

YOU will learn how do ABSOLUTELY NOTHING IN AND ACTION PACKED 5 MINUETS SPREAD OUT OVER 3 DVDs. ORDER NOW AND GET TEN FREE BOXES OF KRISPIE KREMES AND OUR EXTRA DELICOUS SUGAR COATED SUGAR* FROSTING ALSO OUTLAWED BY CONGRESS. THATS Y WE MADE A WEBSITE ABOUT THIS, SO THERE IS NO WAY CONGRESS CAN FIND US

* each gram os sugar coated sugar frosting increases the rate of heart atacks in your early twenties by 99.9%

AND NO TAX!!!!!!!!!!!! CHINPOKOMON!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rank7 · 03-28-2005, 05:37 AM

pure gimmick tree.

Broadsword2004 · 03-28-2005, 09:55 AM

I love how he refers to himself as, "Lieutenant X, former U.S. Military Intelligence Officer, U.S. Army Special Forces."

But seriously, just buy any martial arts magazine and you see TONS of these.

Slavist · 03-31-2005, 10:59 AM

I love the testimony from the real martial artists who bought the tapes to watch them once and return them. He watched it, thought it was BS, but notice that he didn't return them. Instead he watched them again several weeks later. I found this so absurd.

Also, he commends on finding his web-site. Wow

03-22-2005, 03:15 AM	#1 (permalink)
Nit Registered User Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: On the heads of clean people Posts: 239	Couldn't resist posting this: http://www.topsecrettraining.com http://www.topsecrettraining.com its so deadly (bad) that the US Government, Army and Police refuse to train it. __________________ Nit

03-23-2005, 03:26 AM	#3 (permalink)
Nit Registered User Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: On the heads of clean people Posts: 239	yer, reminds me of Bri perhaps the training is so secret you have to do it blindfolded... if your listening Bri, I'm ready to beat that dummy now... the apprehension has gone and the slap seems to be working __________________ Nit

03-28-2005, 09:55 AM	#9 (permalink)
Broadsword2004 Registered User Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 579	I love how he refers to himself as, "Lieutenant X, former U.S. Military Intelligence Officer, U.S. Army Special Forces." But seriously, just buy any martial arts magazine and you see TONS of these. __________________ "NOTE - never piss off a guy who can clean in excess of 350lbs as the upward pulling motion transfers very nicely to the atomic wedgie" - lifter

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Slavist Registered User Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 3	I love the testimony from the real martial artists who bought the tapes to watch them once and return them. He watched it, thought it was BS, but notice that he didn't return them. Instead he watched them again several weeks later. I found this so absurd. Also, he commends on finding his web-site. Wow

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