Go Back   Deluxe Martial Arts Forums > Martial Arts > Mixed Martial Arts (MMA) & BJJ Forum

Mixed Martial Arts (MMA) & BJJ Forum Discuss the extremely effective art of Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, No-Holds-Barred and Mixed Martial Arts with experts worldwide.


Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Rate Thread Display Modes
Old 12-30-2000, 08:52 PM   #1 (permalink)
Advanced
 
duchman's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: holland
Posts: 1,034
Groans: 0
Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts
duchman is on a distinguished road
Send a message via ICQ to duchman
Talking

Well guys, i got to wear wooden shoes for the first time in my live today.
I think they should be weared in mma, they make footlocks difficult and give you a hard kick.

What do you think?
duchman is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-31-2000, 12:37 AM   #2 (permalink)
Novice
 
Join Date: Nov 2000
Posts: 239
Groans: 0
Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts
What's inside a girl? is on a distinguished road
Default

Well, when England played the Dutch I cornered a tulipboy in an alley. I didn't have a weapon with me so I improvised and used the guy's clogs to smack him upside the head. It was quite sad, instead of fighting back he simply rolled over and took a beating (after first offering his ass, what a bitch). It is true what they say about the Dutch- they are cowards (and bitches).

En-ga-land!!!!
What's inside a girl? is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-31-2000, 05:10 AM   #3 (permalink)
Novice
 
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Liverpool, England
Posts: 18
Groans: 0
Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts
IRONLUNG is on a distinguished road
Default

You should never wear wooden shoes in a rainy country. Not unless you Ronseal them first.
IRONLUNG is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-31-2000, 05:46 AM   #4 (permalink)
Novice
 
Join Date: Dec 2000
Posts: 43
Groans: 0
Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts
troll's lover is on a distinguished road
Red face


What's inside a girl?
I understand your question. It is obvious from your name that you don't know. But that's okay!
You must be REALLY gay to have that question you've been pondering as you actual name!

If you don't know what's inside a girl, maybe you like men?
I think so.

troll's lover is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-31-2000, 09:21 AM   #5 (permalink)
Advanced
 
duchman's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: holland
Posts: 1,034
Groans: 0
Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts
duchman is on a distinguished road
Send a message via ICQ to duchman
Default

You know troll's lover i like youre style and i think you are right
duchman is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks


Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 
Thread Tools
Display Modes Rate This Thread
Rate This Thread:

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is On
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On



All times are GMT -5. The time now is 08:01 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.0 Beta 4
Copyright ©2000 - 2008, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
SEO by vBSEO 3.2.0
Template-Modifications by TMS
© Copyright 1996-2008, Mousel's Self-Defense Academy