Chuck Norris

OmaPlata · 07-02-2005, 02:53 PM

I knew this guy who worked as a waiter at Alices restarant in Malibu, one night Aaron Norris (chucks brother) walks up to the hostess, my buddy happens to be hanging out by her, and Aaron says Chuck Norris is here needs a table blah blah blah, and so my buddy (not trained in MMA or anything) says to Aaron jokingly "tell Chuck I liked it when Bruce Lee kicked his ass in Return of the Dragon". So as the night passes my friend happens to walk past Chucks table and Chuck reaches up and grabs my friend by the neck in a sort of "vulcan death pinch" lol and brings him to his knees and says he doesnt like that kind of talk or something. Furthermore Chuck goes to the mananger and says make sure he is never seated in my buddies section when he comes to eat there. I wish my friend knew some BJJ so he coulda snapped Chucks arm

IPON · 07-02-2005, 03:30 PM

I doubt it would help Chuck is also a purple or brown in machado JJ

SamuraiGuy · 07-02-2005, 04:58 PM

What if his buddy was Royce Gracie!!!

(Royce Gracie knows some BJJ)

IPON · 07-02-2005, 05:34 PM

I heard from somone the Royce studied BJJ but I think that's urban legend. Royce is content teaching yoga twice a day and drinking wheat grass juice.

(ps - don't don't think it would matter who the teacher was)

OmaPlata · 07-02-2005, 06:02 PM

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Originally Posted by IPON

I doubt it would help Chuck is also a purple or brown in machado JJ

well it was around 1988 when it happened, so chuck wasnt too good back then, but HOLY SHIT, I looked him up and he is a brown belt, I wont **** with Chuck LOL http://bjj.org/a/people/machado-carlos.html

LoneHusky · 07-02-2005, 07:02 PM

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH Walker.

RYO9 · 07-02-2005, 07:21 PM

you know, as good as chuck is, i hate him. walker texas ranger just pissed me off. and the guy needs to quit selling these BS workout machines.

Mullins

SweepEm · 07-03-2005, 08:39 PM

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Originally Posted by OmaPlata

I wish my friend knew some BJJ so he coulda snapped Chucks arm

Even if your friend knew LOTS OF BJJ, I doubt he could have done anything.

It is posted that Chuck has his black belt in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu from Jean Jacques Machado.

If over the years, you've watched Walker, Texas Ranger, the Machado brothers have been on the show.

moogong · 07-03-2005, 09:20 PM

I doubt that story is true...Chuck is an amazing guy with a good sense of humor. He would not get somebody in trouble over a grade school joke. Granted his films are subpar..he has always been an advocate of crosstraining and being in peak physical condition.
As for him doing BJJ...my hats off to him because he was doing it before it was "the thing to do" here in America.

twtguy · 07-05-2005, 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by IPON

I heard from somone the Royce studied BJJ but I think that's urban legend. Royce is content teaching yoga twice a day and drinking wheat grass juice.

(ps - don't don't think it would matter who the teacher was)

it is true. he has two books on bjj. you can find them at barnes a noble.

IPON · 07-05-2005, 07:51 PM

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Originally Posted by twtguy

it is true. he has two books on bjj. you can find them at barnes a noble.

I was just being sarcastic

cakegirl · 07-06-2005, 12:31 AM

Chuck seems like a nice guy.

jubaji · 07-06-2005, 12:39 AM

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Originally Posted by SweepEm

Even if your friend knew LOTS OF BJJ, I doubt he could have done anything.

Because even if your friend could have gotten the better of 'ol Mr. Norris, I'm sure he had a few folks nearby who would have ventilated him.

Garland · 07-06-2005, 01:03 AM

It's funny that this came up.
Me and my girlfriend were watching tv the other night and came across the commercial for those goofy looking exercise things...apparently the girl on the commercial passed away some time ago...
And since I haven't seen Chuck in awhile, I thought that she meant he was dead.
Seriously, he kinda dropped off the face of the earth and into obscurity.

If that story was true....the guy could have always filed for battery charges. Why fight a celebrity when you can take a punch and sue for damages.
Especially a martial arts celebrity. They shouldn't do that type of thing, very unwise.

But...the story seems a bit improbable, because Chuck Norris seems to be kinda laid back. Now Stephen Segal...that would be another story. The guy has always given me the impression, despite his charities, that he's a true, bonafide asshole in real life.

But, you never know.

My idea is...those guys are just people too, and they need their space as much as anybody else...howver if any rich guy took a swing at me, I'd let it hit, because I need $$$. (and the worse the beating, the better the bank roll.)

OmaPlata · 07-06-2005, 08:58 PM

even more untrue would be the guy making up a story as dumb as that. It did happen.
maybe that was a sensitive nerve with chuck, because Bruce could have kicked his ass back then, as rumor has it, they were really fighting during the scene in the colliseum

07-02-2005, 02:53 PM	#1 (permalink)
OmaPlata Registered User Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: san diego Posts: 1,404 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Chuck Norris I knew this guy who worked as a waiter at Alices restarant in Malibu, one night Aaron Norris (chucks brother) walks up to the hostess, my buddy happens to be hanging out by her, and Aaron says Chuck Norris is here needs a table blah blah blah, and so my buddy (not trained in MMA or anything) says to Aaron jokingly "tell Chuck I liked it when Bruce Lee kicked his ass in Return of the Dragon". So as the night passes my friend happens to walk past Chucks table and Chuck reaches up and grabs my friend by the neck in a sort of "vulcan death pinch" lol and brings him to his knees and says he doesnt like that kind of talk or something. Furthermore Chuck goes to the mananger and says make sure he is never seated in my buddies section when he comes to eat there. I wish my friend knew some BJJ so he coulda snapped Chucks arm

07-02-2005, 03:30 PM	#2 (permalink)
IPON Registered User Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: NYC Posts: 1,568 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	I doubt it would help Chuck is also a purple or brown in machado JJ __________________ A person who is said to be proficient in the arts is like a fool. Because of his foolishness in concerning himself with just one thing, he thinks of nothing else and thus becomes proficient. - Hagarkure

07-02-2005, 04:58 PM	#3 (permalink)
SamuraiGuy Registered User Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 1,866 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	What if his buddy was Royce Gracie!!! (Royce Gracie knows some BJJ) __________________ "a few User CP's that are pretty significant ones(like a BoarSpear or SamuraiGuy one). " - GracieHunter I choke people, I dont poke people. -- Me Were you born to resist or be abused? I swear I'll never give in, I refuse. -- Foo Fighters I want a girl that spends more time on her back than Royce Gracie. I'll knee you in the face like your name was Josh Koschek -- Me

07-02-2005, 05:34 PM	#4 (permalink)
IPON Registered User Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: NYC Posts: 1,568 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	I heard from somone the Royce studied BJJ but I think that's urban legend. Royce is content teaching yoga twice a day and drinking wheat grass juice. (ps - don't don't think it would matter who the teacher was) __________________ A person who is said to be proficient in the arts is like a fool. Because of his foolishness in concerning himself with just one thing, he thinks of nothing else and thus becomes proficient. - Hagarkure

07-06-2005, 12:31 AM	#12 (permalink)
cakegirl Registered User Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: under a pebble Posts: 838 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Chuck seems like a nice guy. __________________

07-02-2005, 07:02 PM	#6 (permalink)
LoneHusky Registered User Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 578 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH Walker.

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RYO9 Registered User Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: State College, PA Posts: 116 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	you know, as good as chuck is, i hate him. walker texas ranger just pissed me off. and the guy needs to quit selling these BS workout machines. Mullins

07-03-2005, 09:20 PM	#9 (permalink)
moogong Registered User Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Virginia Posts: 31 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	I doubt that story is true...Chuck is an amazing guy with a good sense of humor. He would not get somebody in trouble over a grade school joke. Granted his films are subpar..he has always been an advocate of crosstraining and being in peak physical condition. As for him doing BJJ...my hats off to him because he was doing it before it was "the thing to do" here in America.

07-06-2005, 01:03 AM	#14 (permalink)
Garland Registered User Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Salt Lake City Posts: 5,013 Groans: 1 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	It's funny that this came up. Me and my girlfriend were watching tv the other night and came across the commercial for those goofy looking exercise things...apparently the girl on the commercial passed away some time ago... And since I haven't seen Chuck in awhile, I thought that she meant he was dead. Seriously, he kinda dropped off the face of the earth and into obscurity. If that story was true....the guy could have always filed for battery charges. Why fight a celebrity when you can take a punch and sue for damages. Especially a martial arts celebrity. They shouldn't do that type of thing, very unwise. But...the story seems a bit improbable, because Chuck Norris seems to be kinda laid back. Now Stephen Segal...that would be another story. The guy has always given me the impression, despite his charities, that he's a true, bonafide asshole in real life. But, you never know. My idea is...those guys are just people too, and they need their space as much as anybody else...howver if any rich guy took a swing at me, I'd let it hit, because I need $$$. (and the worse the beating, the better the bank roll.) __________________ homo homini lupus

07-06-2005, 08:58 PM	#15 (permalink)
OmaPlata Registered User Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: san diego Posts: 1,404 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	even more untrue would be the guy making up a story as dumb as that. It did happen. maybe that was a sensitive nerve with chuck, because Bruce could have kicked his ass back then, as rumor has it, they were really fighting during the scene in the colliseum

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