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Old 10-02-2000, 12:39 AM   #1 (permalink)
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I've been hearing about a new show on MTV called "Jackass". It premiered this evening at 9pm but I missed it.

It looks like just our cup of tea. Martial Arts applications are getting to see how real humans react to pepper spray and tazer guns.

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"This fall, MTV prepares to paint the world an absurd shade of brown with the release of Jackass. Jackass features silly pranks, stupid crap, and idiotic stunts."


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Old 10-02-2000, 09:20 AM   #2 (permalink)
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i thought it sucked...
its really stupid...and gross...
they had a guy stand in a full of sheet portable potty and they flipped it over...they had cameras in there...
they showed all the sheet that flipped out and oh man...you don't want to see that...


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Am i the only one who hates mtv??????????
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I hate MTV because they play shows like Jackass instead of playing music, but the show was pretty funny. I liked the midget on the skateboard dressed up like an umpa-lumpa.
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I hate MTV because they play shows like Jackass instead of playing music, but the show was pretty funny. I liked the midget on the skateboard dressed up like an umpa-lumpa.
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midget throwing ?? Dwarf tossing???

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I LMFAO!! at that idiot in the porta potty last night. It was so disgusting I could barely stand to watch but at the same time I was laughing so hard my wife came downstairs to see what the hell was going on. It was sophomoric, juvenile, anally fixated, and immature. And God help me, it was killing me. I’m so disappointed in myself.
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I couldn't stand to watch the idiot in the sheeter, but I was f*cken dying when the dude was taken diggers off the stairs in the wheelchair... I felt sooo dirty. My wife was looken at me like I was some kind of depraved lunatic.

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As dumb as it is, I was laughing my ass off at almost all of it. The shopping cart bit was priceless.

Sending the padded fat guy in the wheelchair into the pine tree was beyond hilarious.

He allowed himself to be pepper-sprayed, tasered and shocked. I guess that pepper spray stuff works!

I didn't like Tom Green at all, but for some reason this show doesn't seem as mean-spirited. Maybe because Johnny Knoxville doesn't obviously hate people and himself like Tom Green?
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Along the same lines, at one of the local parks where I live they caught some pervert that was down underneath in the….uh….receptacle section of the outhouse. He was down there digging on getting sh*t on, literally. Some woman went in to use the potty and heard him down there and called the cops. The cops showed up and ordered the guy out of the crapper. When they got him out, no one wanted to handcuff him. LOL!! They called the fire department to come hose the guy down and then drew straws; loser got him in the back of his car. My neighbor is a fireman and he was there for this delightful event. They were laughing like hell as they hosed the pervert down.
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I liked it! The guy jumping out of the trunk with only a thong on and that girl got all freaked out. The fat ass skaters and the oompa loompa skater. I know it was dumb, but funny.
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