The Ultimate in Martial Arts

Blue Wave Gym · 09-11-2005, 01:35 PM

anyone got em any one want to hear them if not okay

SamuraiGuy · 09-11-2005, 11:27 PM

Today I was rolling with a guy and he tried to flip me and put his foot on my groin and shot me up into the air with it..... and when I looked down there was blood all over my pants...

beat that... I dare you....

eXcessiveForce · 09-12-2005, 12:06 AM

A new guy was moving way to fast, he tried to pass my gaurd by breaking my guard, jumping to his feet and then lauching himself over my legs. Apparently his package was tangled in his boxers and as he lunged he landed on my knee. He ended up with a three inch gash in his penis.
Killed his social life for awhile.

**Garland** · 09-12-2005, 12:59 AM

I'd think that the boxers would tear before my dick would...but that enlightens me. Compression shorts from now on.

**Garland** · 09-12-2005, 01:00 AM

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Originally Posted by SamuraiGuy

Today I was rolling with a guy and he tried to flip me and put his foot on my groin and shot me up into the air with it..... and when I looked down there was blood all over my pants...

beat that... I dare you....

My condolences.
You still in one piece?

JkD187 · 09-12-2005, 05:48 PM

my buddy was in the wrestling room goin live with his training partner when he stops and looks at his shorts n he realized that he just rolled in shit, this other kid on the team crapped his pants n left practice lol.

majorfufu · 09-12-2005, 06:31 PM

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Originally Posted by eXcessiveForce

A new guy was moving way to fast, he tried to pass my gaurd by breaking my guard, jumping to his feet and then lauching himself over my legs. Apparently his package was tangled in his boxers and as he lunged he landed on my knee. He ended up with a three inch gash in his penis.
Killed his social life for awhile.

i dont have to worry about a three inch gash in my penis because mine is only two inches

SamuraiGuy · 09-12-2005, 07:54 PM

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Originally Posted by majorfufu

i dont have to worry about a three inch gash in my penis because mine is only two inches

I respect that... respect that....

Oh, and im happy to say, after getting kicked in the groin and looking down... to find my pants covered in blood... scary moment... it was just from scabs/gashes on my knees from submission wrestling.... constant matt rubbing... it was really freaky for a second though.. and a ton of blood from a little thing in the knee.

**Garland** · 09-12-2005, 08:59 PM

I've pissed blood. That sucks.
The most disgusting and painful thing I've ever witnessed was somebody failing a deadlift with waaaaaaaayyyyyy too much weight. They didn't get the thing off the ground, all I heard was a rip and a fart.
Can you say "prolapse".

SamuraiGuy · 09-12-2005, 09:05 PM

haha id shit myself laughing if I saw that... would be so gross....

wouldnt you just stop trying to lift the weights if you felt your bowels going...

hmmm well shti monday night football is on.... we will continue our discussion of gross ass things happening later lol

OmaPlata · 09-12-2005, 11:51 PM

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Originally Posted by majorfufu

i dont have to worry about a three inch gash in my penis because mine is only two inches

-mine is only 4 inches....... but some chicks like it that wide

SamuraiGuy · 09-13-2005, 08:29 PM

its not small in length.. its just so skinny... like a pencil.. or a NOODLE!... everyone knows its the width that matters... hahaha...

Noodle dick... noodle dick... noodle dick!

haha great movie...

Blue Wave Gym · 09-19-2005, 12:21 PM

one time in mma class I'm rolling with this guy who's mma trunks reaked so bad it smelled like he hadn't washed them and trained in the for 3 days then this guy gets me in an arm bar ands cuts one directly in my face and blames me while I'm lying coughing and trying not to throw up on the mat.
another timei n mma class I grappled a guy who was shirtless who hadn't taked a shower in 2 days and had trained, he wore no deodrant and his arm pit hair which was long ended up in my face like right next to my mouth, I said dude and then he put on deodrant and said see now I'm all minty fresh LOL
another time in boxing/kb class a boxer guy was sparring in the ring and got hit in the nose alot, afterwords he proceeded to to blow out both his nostrils on the canvas blowing bloody snot everywhere which I later slipped on during sparring, the first day of kb training I looked down at the canvas and saw what looked like someone had take a paint brush full of brown type paint and slung it all over the ring like a jackson pollack paniting, I then realised it was blood, lol yes this was gonna be great stuff I thought to myself.

09-11-2005, 01:35 PM	#1 (permalink)
Blue Wave Gym Registered User Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: minnesota Posts: 965 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	gross mma and grappeling stories anyone got em any one want to hear them if not okay __________________ Tiens, voila du boudin, voila du boudin, voila du boudin Pour les Alsaciens, les Suisses, et les Lorrains Pour les Belges, il n'y en a plus, pour les Belges, il n'y en a plus Ce sont des tireurs au cul. Tireurs au cul

09-11-2005, 11:27 PM	#2 (permalink)
SamuraiGuy Registered User Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 1,866 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Today I was rolling with a guy and he tried to flip me and put his foot on my groin and shot me up into the air with it..... and when I looked down there was blood all over my pants... beat that... I dare you.... __________________ "a few User CP's that are pretty significant ones(like a BoarSpear or SamuraiGuy one). " - GracieHunter I choke people, I dont poke people. -- Me Were you born to resist or be abused? I swear I'll never give in, I refuse. -- Foo Fighters I want a girl that spends more time on her back than Royce Gracie. I'll knee you in the face like your name was Josh Koschek -- Me

09-12-2005, 12:06 AM	#3 (permalink)
eXcessiveForce Excessive Moderator Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Missouri Posts: 2,991 Groans: 0 Groaned at 1 Time in 1 Post	A new guy was moving way to fast, he tried to pass my gaurd by breaking my guard, jumping to his feet and then lauching himself over my legs. Apparently his package was tangled in his boxers and as he lunged he landed on my knee. He ended up with a three inch gash in his penis. Killed his social life for awhile. __________________ eXcessiveFORCE. If you must use force, make it excessive. www.b-prime.com A success and achievement community

09-12-2005, 12:59 AM	#4 (permalink)
Garland Premiere Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Salt Lake City Posts: 5,275 Groans: 1 Groaned at 2 Times in 2 Posts	I'd think that the boxers would tear before my dick would...but that enlightens me. Compression shorts from now on. __________________ homo homini lupus

09-12-2005, 08:59 PM	#9 (permalink)
Garland Premiere Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Salt Lake City Posts: 5,275 Groans: 1 Groaned at 2 Times in 2 Posts	I've pissed blood. That sucks. The most disgusting and painful thing I've ever witnessed was somebody failing a deadlift with waaaaaaaayyyyyy too much weight. They didn't get the thing off the ground, all I heard was a rip and a fart. Can you say "prolapse". __________________ homo homini lupus

09-12-2005, 05:48 PM	#6 (permalink)
JkD187 Registered User Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: NY! Posts: 982 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	my buddy was in the wrestling room goin live with his training partner when he stops and looks at his shorts n he realized that he just rolled in shit, this other kid on the team crapped his pants n left practice lol.

09-12-2005, 09:05 PM	#10 (permalink)
SamuraiGuy Registered User Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 1,866 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	haha id shit myself laughing if I saw that... would be so gross.... wouldnt you just stop trying to lift the weights if you felt your bowels going... hmmm well shti monday night football is on.... we will continue our discussion of gross ass things happening later lol __________________ "a few User CP's that are pretty significant ones(like a BoarSpear or SamuraiGuy one). " - GracieHunter I choke people, I dont poke people. -- Me Were you born to resist or be abused? I swear I'll never give in, I refuse. -- Foo Fighters I want a girl that spends more time on her back than Royce Gracie. I'll knee you in the face like your name was Josh Koschek -- Me

09-13-2005, 08:29 PM	#12 (permalink)
SamuraiGuy Registered User Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 1,866 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	its not small in length.. its just so skinny... like a pencil.. or a NOODLE!... everyone knows its the width that matters... hahaha... Noodle dick... noodle dick... noodle dick! haha great movie... __________________ "a few User CP's that are pretty significant ones(like a BoarSpear or SamuraiGuy one). " - GracieHunter I choke people, I dont poke people. -- Me Were you born to resist or be abused? I swear I'll never give in, I refuse. -- Foo Fighters I want a girl that spends more time on her back than Royce Gracie. I'll knee you in the face like your name was Josh Koschek -- Me

09-19-2005, 12:21 PM	#13 (permalink)
Blue Wave Gym Registered User Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: minnesota Posts: 965 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	ok one time in mma class I'm rolling with this guy who's mma trunks reaked so bad it smelled like he hadn't washed them and trained in the for 3 days then this guy gets me in an arm bar ands cuts one directly in my face and blames me while I'm lying coughing and trying not to throw up on the mat. another timei n mma class I grappled a guy who was shirtless who hadn't taked a shower in 2 days and had trained, he wore no deodrant and his arm pit hair which was long ended up in my face like right next to my mouth, I said dude and then he put on deodrant and said see now I'm all minty fresh LOL another time in boxing/kb class a boxer guy was sparring in the ring and got hit in the nose alot, afterwords he proceeded to to blow out both his nostrils on the canvas blowing bloody snot everywhere which I later slipped on during sparring, the first day of kb training I looked down at the canvas and saw what looked like someone had take a paint brush full of brown type paint and slung it all over the ring like a jackson pollack paniting, I then realised it was blood, lol yes this was gonna be great stuff I thought to myself. __________________ Tiens, voila du boudin, voila du boudin, voila du boudin Pour les Alsaciens, les Suisses, et les Lorrains Pour les Belges, il n'y en a plus, pour les Belges, il n'y en a plus Ce sont des tireurs au cul. Tireurs au cul

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