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Old 09-16-2005, 01:47 PM   #1 (permalink)
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thatd be a dream if i had to go in............I would know who to hire as my bodyguards right off the bat
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You realize you have no other means of paying them except for anal rapage and oral pleasure, right?
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thatd be a dream if i had to go in............I would know who to hire as my bodyguards right off the bat
You know, I should quote this and entitle it, "OmaPlata, on what it would be like to be in a jail cell with four guys about to penetrate his behindmen."
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you're sent to a max security prision and vanderli silva, walid ismail, brock lesner and chuck liddell are your cell mates and your locked up with them in the cell like 23 hours a day, as soon as you arive they inform you you're going to be the woman of the cell.Yikes!!!!
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