Biggest fools or dumbest moments in the UFC

stusskilla · 01-06-2001, 05:49 PM

The one that pops into my mind the most was the retard that came into UFC 1 wearing one boxing glove, I have never seen something so ridiculous in my whole life, also the announcers knew nothing about fighting, especially the girl, and one guy kept kissing Jim Browns ass the whole show, others that come to mind are The so called undefeated Ranger stott, Steve Nelmark wasnt exactly a genius either.

Karlinhos · 01-06-2001, 06:07 PM

1 gloved boxer = art jimmerson.

dude, nobody in the american ma world really knew anything about nhb at that time and jimmerson thought he was being a nice guy in wearing one glove so as not to inflict too much damage on his opponent. but we all know the outcome of that fight.

"the girl" - kathy long. she knew little about nhb, she's primarily a karate practitioner/b-movie actress, she also knew minimal about grappling.

"jim brown's ass kisser" - bill "superfoot" wallace?!?!? hmmmmmm... no comment. i don't what you're talking about there.

stuss, you know, you titled this thread "biggest fools..." i'd say you're ranked right up there. i mean, with all of your latest rantings and all. i thought to my self, "hmmmm... maybe he's just getting caught up in the moment in all of his arguing with "parrishjj". i don't really know the situaion between the two of hem, but maybe he'll simmer down one day and come to his senses. and maybe he'll be able to put a calm and collected thought together and be able to convey it in a mature and educated manner..." hasn't happened yet. and this latest rambling is just the icing on the cake.

not only have you proved yourself over and over again as a "big fool", but you're very ignorant too.

the angels weep for you.

(lol)

good luck in your life. you're off to a rousing start!

Ryu (non-working password · 01-06-2001, 06:38 PM

Jesus,
Ouch, Karli....

Ryu

dan downard · 01-06-2001, 06:51 PM

I absolutly loved the the jumping somersalt heel kick that Harold Howard attempted.I like how quick he taps when he hits the ground with no damage or even a threat of a sub.Just tapped cause he was on the ground.LOL

PatrickH · 01-06-2001, 08:31 PM

The somersault kick by Harold Howard was pretty dumb but I thought it was a lot funnier when they were showing him training and he ripped into the heavy-bag with his bare hands.........that was pretty stupid. It almost had a "professional wrestling" look to it.

PatrickH

estrangulo · 01-06-2001, 08:34 PM

Speaking of Harold Howard, if you watch the tape when he comes out to fight Royce (and Royce throws in the towl). Howards manager is in the background as happy as can be, but when Harold looks back his mananger acts like he is so upset that his fighter didn't get to "beat" Gracie. It cracks me up every time I see it.

stusskilla · 01-06-2001, 11:05 PM

Karlinhos, at no point in your rambling incoherant story did you even express anything that could even be considered a rational thought, everyone who listened to you is now dumber, you will be awarded no points, and may god have mercy on your soul. -stusskilla-

Ryu (non-working password · 01-06-2001, 11:17 PM

Okay..a simple "wrong" would have been just fine, but okay thanks.

Underdog · 01-06-2001, 11:22 PM

I have only one name:

JOE SAN...

Peter E · 01-07-2001, 12:10 AM

Wow... nine posts, and still no one has mentioned Fred Ettish. Must be new MMA-forum record!

PassiveGuy · 01-07-2001, 02:10 AM

Is stuss becoming the next W.I.A.G?? I sure hope not... or maybe stuss IS W.I.A.G.?? Mann this getting ridiculous.
Good luck to both competitors!! One day I hope to be in your shoes.

FlyingArmbar7 · 01-07-2001, 08:10 AM

How about when Joe Son came out with the cross and gassed himself out. He was struggling so hard with that thing, then he gets punched in the nuts and choked with one hand.

dan downard · 01-07-2001, 08:47 AM

Mentioning Fred is kinda like BEATING A DEAD HORSE.

Oh,man was that funny.

IRONLUNG · 01-07-2001, 12:01 PM

Bill Wallace's openinig UFC I burp, Jim Brown classing Wyoming as a country, Blatnick's bolt locking inabilities, Tank talking about his Freddie Mercury dream, Dan Severn's voice, first ever UFC match tooth removal, Ron 'G-Man' Goins' spray on hair and moustache, that red headed, toothy freak from UFC IX, 'Superfoot' Wallace never letting the female commentator get a word in and getting everyones name wrong, Don Frye's one slap KO at UFC VIII, and when people ignore Blatnick's questions so they can say hi to their kids. There are a lot more than those but I'll have to review the tapes to find them.
Oh yeah, that reminds me, thanks to everyone who turned my 'Blatnick aroused' thread into a wife beating forum. It got a much bigger response than the original topic.

[Edited by IRONLUNG on 01-07-2001 at 07:04 AM]

Ryu (non-working password · 01-07-2001, 04:45 PM

sorry about that...

But I guess when certain things surface you can't just let them be.

Ryu

01-06-2001, 06:07 PM	#2 (permalink)
Karlinhos Advanced Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 650 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	1 gloved boxer = art jimmerson. dude, nobody in the american ma world really knew anything about nhb at that time and jimmerson thought he was being a nice guy in wearing one glove so as not to inflict too much damage on his opponent. but we all know the outcome of that fight. "the girl" - kathy long. she knew little about nhb, she's primarily a karate practitioner/b-movie actress, she also knew minimal about grappling. "jim brown's ass kisser" - bill "superfoot" wallace?!?!? hmmmmmm... no comment. i don't what you're talking about there. stuss, you know, you titled this thread "biggest fools..." i'd say you're ranked right up there. i mean, with all of your latest rantings and all. i thought to my self, "hmmmm... maybe he's just getting caught up in the moment in all of his arguing with "parrishjj". i don't really know the situaion between the two of hem, but maybe he'll simmer down one day and come to his senses. and maybe he'll be able to put a calm and collected thought together and be able to convey it in a mature and educated manner..." hasn't happened yet. and this latest rambling is just the icing on the cake. not only have you proved yourself over and over again as a "big fool", but you're very ignorant too. the angels weep for you. (lol) good luck in your life. you're off to a rousing start! __________________ www.grappletv.com - Accept the ORIGINATORS, not the DUPLICATORS...!!!

01-06-2001, 06:38 PM	#3 (permalink)
Ryu (non-working password Advanced Join Date: Sep 2000 Posts: 1,269 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Jesus, Ouch, Karli.... Ryu __________________ [img] http://www.angelfire.com/anime/gohandbz11/fdeath.gif[/img] Hontoo da to iu koto o mitomenakereba narimasen.

01-06-2001, 06:51 PM	#4 (permalink)
dan downard Advanced Join Date: Oct 2000 Posts: 591 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	I absolutly loved the the jumping somersalt heel kick that Harold Howard attempted.I like how quick he taps when he hits the ground with no damage or even a threat of a sub.Just tapped cause he was on the ground.LOL __________________

01-06-2001, 11:17 PM	#8 (permalink)
Ryu (non-working password Advanced Join Date: Sep 2000 Posts: 1,269 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Okay..a simple "wrong" would have been just fine, but okay thanks. __________________ [img] http://www.angelfire.com/anime/gohandbz11/fdeath.gif[/img] Hontoo da to iu koto o mitomenakereba narimasen.

01-07-2001, 08:47 AM	#13 (permalink)
dan downard Advanced Join Date: Oct 2000 Posts: 591 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Mentioning Fred is kinda like BEATING A DEAD HORSE. Oh,man was that funny. __________________

01-06-2001, 05:49 PM	#1 (permalink)
stusskilla Novice Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Globe Arizona Posts: 258 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	The one that pops into my mind the most was the retard that came into UFC 1 wearing one boxing glove, I have never seen something so ridiculous in my whole life, also the announcers knew nothing about fighting, especially the girl, and one guy kept kissing Jim Browns ass the whole show, others that come to mind are The so called undefeated Ranger stott, Steve Nelmark wasnt exactly a genius either.

01-06-2001, 08:31 PM	#5 (permalink)
PatrickH Novice Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: BEAUMONT, TX Posts: 98 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	The somersault kick by Harold Howard was pretty dumb but I thought it was a lot funnier when they were showing him training and he ripped into the heavy-bag with his bare hands.........that was pretty stupid. It almost had a "professional wrestling" look to it. PatrickH

01-06-2001, 08:34 PM	#6 (permalink)
estrangulo Novice Join Date: Sep 2000 Posts: 13 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Speaking of Harold Howard, if you watch the tape when he comes out to fight Royce (and Royce throws in the towl). Howards manager is in the background as happy as can be, but when Harold looks back his mananger acts like he is so upset that his fighter didn't get to "beat" Gracie. It cracks me up every time I see it.

01-06-2001, 11:05 PM	#7 (permalink)
stusskilla Novice Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Globe Arizona Posts: 258 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Karlinhos, at no point in your rambling incoherant story did you even express anything that could even be considered a rational thought, everyone who listened to you is now dumber, you will be awarded no points, and may god have mercy on your soul. -stusskilla-

01-06-2001, 11:22 PM	#9 (permalink)
Underdog Novice Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Italy Posts: 452 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	I have only one name: JOE SAN...

01-07-2001, 12:10 AM	#10 (permalink)
Peter E Novice Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 3 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Wow... nine posts, and still no one has mentioned Fred Ettish. Must be new MMA-forum record!

01-07-2001, 02:10 AM	#11 (permalink)
PassiveGuy Novice Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: central GA Posts: 141 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Is stuss becoming the next W.I.A.G?? I sure hope not... or maybe stuss IS W.I.A.G.?? Mann this getting ridiculous. Good luck to both competitors!! One day I hope to be in your shoes.

01-07-2001, 08:10 AM	#12 (permalink)
FlyingArmbar7 Novice Join Date: Nov 2000 Posts: 18 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	How about when Joe Son came out with the cross and gassed himself out. He was struggling so hard with that thing, then he gets punched in the nuts and choked with one hand.

01-07-2001, 12:01 PM	#14 (permalink)
IRONLUNG Novice Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Liverpool, England Posts: 18 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Bill Wallace's openinig UFC I burp, Jim Brown classing Wyoming as a country, Blatnick's bolt locking inabilities, Tank talking about his Freddie Mercury dream, Dan Severn's voice, first ever UFC match tooth removal, Ron 'G-Man' Goins' spray on hair and moustache, that red headed, toothy freak from UFC IX, 'Superfoot' Wallace never letting the female commentator get a word in and getting everyones name wrong, Don Frye's one slap KO at UFC VIII, and when people ignore Blatnick's questions so they can say hi to their kids. There are a lot more than those but I'll have to review the tapes to find them. Oh yeah, that reminds me, thanks to everyone who turned my 'Blatnick aroused' thread into a wife beating forum. It got a much bigger response than the original topic. [Edited by IRONLUNG on 01-07-2001 at 07:04 AM]

01-07-2001, 04:45 PM	#15 (permalink)
Ryu (non-working password Advanced Join Date: Sep 2000 Posts: 1,269 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	sorry about that... But I guess when certain things surface you can't just let them be. Ryu __________________ [img] http://www.angelfire.com/anime/gohandbz11/fdeath.gif[/img] Hontoo da to iu koto o mitomenakereba narimasen.

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