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View Poll Results: WHAT WOULD YOU DO IN THIS SITUATION?
say shut the f**** up b***h and sock him in the jaw via hook 1 5.26%
say get f***** this is a public street and leave the car where it is 2 10.53%
move the car 10 52.63%
call the cops so they can explain the concept of public property to this knuckle head 6 31.58%
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Old 09-24-2005, 01:29 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default real life "altercation" that happened to me yesterday/what would you do?

This has been a bad week, found out I'm finished as a figher at 28, on monday ran into a chick I used to mess with at a mall on thursday and I got into a little thing over parking on friday.Ok the ymca by my house is redoing their parking/we can't park there any longer,so 1 of the cars I drive has to be parked on a public street, I go to park the car(welcome to jam rock song blaring at like volume 10 outa my ride) I park, when suddenly a guy comes out of his house he asks "are you with the ymca"(I have a duffel bag with my boxing gear on my shoulder) I say "no" he says "this is a private street and you can't park here". I say while walking up to him "excuse me are you telling me that this isn't a public street"(which it f****** well is and he dam knows it) he says "no it's only for the people who live on the street".I'm losing it now and really want to say shut up b*** and left hook him in the jaw, but there's a problem, I have a copy of psalms and proverbs in my pocket and he's wearing an usa t-shirt in red white and blue, so it would be wrong to commit an act of violence on someone while have the scriptures on your person. It would be unpatriotic and beat someone down in a usa t-shirt so I say "you know what I'm not going to get in an inncodent with you today so I'll move the car" which I did, I'm proud of myself for handleing it that way. Btw this guy often parks in the ymca lot instead of his own driveway, what a bulls*** artist lol. The guy thanked me for moving the car and explained that his girl had her car broken into a number of times.What would you do?
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Wheres the burn his house down option.....

I'd prolly just say.. yeah its a public street... bye...
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Nobody got hurt. Nobody missed their workout. Sounds like a good day to me...

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I would have just said in a polite way this is a public street and I would just walk away.. If he says I am going to call the cops and have your car towed so go ahead.. Then and only then if after parking my car there and I came back and something was done to it would I beat the shiz outta him.. Its good you resolved it but personally I wouldn't have moved it on a public street.. I would have said "what the F are you talking about a private street ?" I think next time if you need to park there then you should..
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move the freakin car...if he is that big an asshole you may have to fight...when 2 assholes clash people wind up in jail and or the hospital.... all because someone is too cool to move the car? i dont think thats proper mindset of a mature martial artist who is secure in his abilities and manhood AVOIDANCE is your best defense.
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NEVER piss off someone when they know where you parked!

you could have ignored him and went inside, only to find he's keyed ur sh%t...
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NEVER piss off someone when they know where you parked!

you could have ignored him and went inside, only to find he's keyed ur sh%t...

This is known to be true. Dont ever let someone know where ur car is if theyre mad at you and its some unknown person. They will **** up ur car
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With your typing skills I pray to god you're still in highschool.
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With your typing skills I pray to god you're still in highschool.

$ave it for th "proper grammar" thread...
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I vote move the car. You did the right thing....
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My dad always told me that if you fight, make sure it's for the right reasons. If you get into an argument with some a$$hole and he ends up pulling a gun and shooting you - well, you just died for some a$$hole's opinion. The epitath read:

"Here lies Joe Dumbsh*t. He got shot in the head 46 times because he didn't want to move his car."
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....^^^^ thats pretty sick there.... makes sense... simple... I'ma steal that and use that...
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this has been a bad week found out i'm finished as a fighert at 28 on monday ran into a chikc I used to mess with at a mall on thursday and I got into a little thing over parking on friday. ok the ymca by my house is redong then parking/we can't park there any longer so 1 of the cars i drive has to be park on a public street, i go to park the car(welcome to jam rock song blaring at like volume 10 outa my ride) i park when suddenly a guy comes out of his house he asks are you with the ymca(I' have a duffel bag with my boxing gear on my shoulder) i say no he says this is a private stree and you can't park here, I say while walking up to him excuse me are you telling me that this isn't a public street(which it f****** well is and he dam knows it) he says no it's only for the people who live on the street,i'm losing it now and realy want to say shutup b*** and left hook him in the jaw but theres a problem i hanv a copy of psalms and proverbs in my pocket and he's wearing an usa t-shirt in red white nad blue so it would be wrong to commit an act of violence on some one while have the scrptures on your person and it would be unpatriotic and beat someone down in a usa t-shirt so i say you know what I'm not going to get in an inncodent with you today so I' ll move the car whic I did I'm proud of myself for hnadleing it that way, btw this guy often parks in the ymca lot insteaof his own driveway talk ABOUT A HYPOCRITE lol the guy thanked me for moving the car and explaind that his girl had her car broken into a number of times.What would you do?
I would have pretended to be mentally challenged and demanded I use his restroom...or that he take me to Disneyland.

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I would have tried to hit on him...that would generally make people leave me the **** alone.

"Park my car...oh, I'm sorry babe...can I do anything for you to make it up?"

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I would have pretended to be mentally challenged and demanded I use his restroom...or that he take me to Disneyland.

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I would have tried to hit on him...that would generally make people leave me the **** alone.

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