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Old 10-03-2000, 01:57 AM   #1 (permalink)
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How many of you think Mr. Louisiana got jobbed? I personnally think it was a fix...........
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Old 10-03-2000, 02:04 AM   #2 (permalink)
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How many umbrella drinks did it take for you to want to watch that program?

You were sober?

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Old 10-03-2000, 09:07 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Guy Mezger was one of the bachelors...
i was like WTF???

His intro was like...
Hi i'm Guy Mezger, I'm a professional fighter from...(where ever he is from)...

anybody else catch this?
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Old 10-03-2000, 11:04 AM   #4 (permalink)
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This is all over the **GASP*** Underground. They are clowning Guy's azz pretty good over there.


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Old 10-03-2000, 11:33 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Hi!

My name is Guy Mezger.....I'm Tito Ortiz's bitch.
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Old 10-03-2000, 11:37 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 10-03-2000, 11:38 AM   #7 (permalink)
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I hope to god it was your wife's idea to watch this. I really do not want to believe your a closet case ala duchman. Please I am begging you to say it wasnt your idea to watch this.

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Old 10-03-2000, 02:45 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Now do you see what I'm talking about Bird man. Wife's make you watch stuff like that! And, you chose Montana over the Bay area. Get ready for domestication Big man, cause you ain't got a prayer now! Do you want me to reserve you a seat for MR. bacheleor 2001?

Lmao lac....

Sweep, I bucked up last night and had a Zima.
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Old 10-03-2000, 02:45 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Why the hell would you even want to watch that shit?
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Old 10-03-2000, 02:48 PM   #10 (permalink)
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big turd,
does your boyfriend know youre on his computer
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Old 10-03-2000, 04:41 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Hey I chose steers over queers,at least I wasnt watching that sexiest bachelor crap with a foo foo drink in hand. Save that reservation Keith my girl is making damn good money now. There is no way in hell I am screwing this up. Plus she doesnt complain in the least when me and my friends sit in the living room all night getting drunk and playing UFC! What else do you want from a woman?
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Old 10-03-2000, 07:10 PM   #12 (permalink)
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"What else do you want from a woman?"


Maybe a hummer????


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After watching Conan O'Brien and his take on this
Mr. Dip stick pageant I remembered this post from yesterday
I have to say I didn't see the show but this has to be the funniest thread I've read since they discovered that Sak's Dad was Mr Miyagi

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Old 10-05-2000, 12:28 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Wink Hummer's are all good!

Bird man, ignorance is really bliss. Dude, of course she's gonna let you be a juvenile while you're only engaged! Women are smart and know exactly when to put the hammer down. It's when you've spent 15 grand on a wedding and that ring is on her finger.

Remember the word "Responsibility" bro, cause you're going to hear it alot.

And screw you guys, cause watching that bacheleor sh*t wasn't too bad. It made my wife horny and I didn't have to go through that forplay buisness :}.
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Old 10-05-2000, 12:41 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Talking Come on please keep this stuff up, this is funny stuff!

Come on please keep this stuff up, this is funny stuff!
If it gets you laid I would let her too.
I remember the movie where these guys wait outside a
Chip and Dales club for horny chicks on there way home.
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