The Ultimate in Martial Arts

keithws · 01-15-2001, 07:11 PM

That's right gentlemen. This foo foo drinking, eye brow trimming, disco dancing stud happens to be loaded with testosterone. Was there ever any doubt? Sheeeeeeeeet!

If I've told you boys once, I'll say it again. A real man doesn't have to hide behind beer drinking and poor personal grooming. A real man can express his sensitive side and be confident in doing so.

Boy Twins! I knew I was masculent, but damn! They each measured 6 inches the other day, and my wife's a little grumpy. But hey, she's use to having twelve inches in her so I don't see the problem!

The only question I have now, is the decision of training them in Japanese professional wrestling or BJJ

.

later dudes......

Mickey Finn · 01-15-2001, 07:20 PM

Your mailman must be very proud…

Ryu (non-working password · 01-15-2001, 07:35 PM

congrats!

Teach them both J-wrestling and BJJ

Make the super race now!

bobby_steeles · 01-15-2001, 07:46 PM

what are you going to tell them when, one day, they come up to you and ask "daddy? why do you have eyebrows like mommy?"

Jaguar Wong · 01-15-2001, 08:06 PM

LOL, congrats man. I say teach one of them Japanese Pro Wrestling, and the other one Brazilian Jiu Jitsu, and pit them against each other when their training is complete, so we'll know which style is really superior. Either that, or just have them fight each other all the time with no real techniques, and the surviv...er winner gets to learn both.

keithws · 01-16-2001, 12:04 AM

Damn Mickey: My wife told me all those milk bottles came from the store. I knew passing on that penis extension surgery was a bad idea!

Steeles: you have a good point, but I refuse to bust out the "unibrow" action.

Ryu and Jag: excellent ideas! There's also nothing like a little sibling rivalry to help produce that competitive fire.

later on amigos....

SweepEm · 01-16-2001, 12:19 AM

Hey KeithWus:

Good luck with the boys and hope all goes well.

Teach the boys some good real life skills, being smooth and suave with the ladies. Teach them Golf, look at Tiger Woods he made his first million when? he's how old?
Let them make the dough and you can retire.

How about baseball? Pitchers make several millions a year.

Grahf1 · 01-16-2001, 01:18 AM

Where can you learn Japanese pro wrestling.

What's inside a girl? · 01-16-2001, 02:00 AM

At least we know what's been inside your girl.

Congrats Man. I mean it.

dan downard · 01-16-2001, 02:35 AM

Two thumbs up.

EJ · 01-16-2001, 06:04 PM

U DA MAN!!!

Next daquiri is on me.

Mickey Finn · 01-16-2001, 07:09 PM

In all seriousness man, congratulations. If the boys are premature, my wife has worked in a Neonatal ICU for a very long time. I figure EJ must have your e-mail and he has mine. He can connect us if you wind up with any questions about that whole thing. And yes… I too will pony up for a ROUND of fou fou umbrella drinks!!

sccr06 · 01-16-2001, 07:30 PM

Congratulations.

We should all be so lucky.

keithws · 01-18-2001, 02:32 AM

I appreciate the gesture Mick Dawg and I'll definitely take that into consideration.....

Btw: I'll definitely be down in the Los Angeles area within 4 mnths or so for baseball or fighting. I'll get EJ to set something up.

Hell, I gotta pay sweep off before he hunts me down!!!!

later amigos...

rockinronnie · 01-18-2001, 02:48 AM

LOL@Mickey Finn! Isn't that the milk man you're refering to?

Congrats keithws! .....she's used to having 12 inches...
LMFAO!

Ronnie.

01-15-2001, 07:11 PM	#1 (permalink)
keithws Novice Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Union City, CA Posts: 221 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	That's right gentlemen. This foo foo drinking, eye brow trimming, disco dancing stud happens to be loaded with testosterone. Was there ever any doubt? Sheeeeeeeeet! If I've told you boys once, I'll say it again. A real man doesn't have to hide behind beer drinking and poor personal grooming. A real man can express his sensitive side and be confident in doing so. Boy Twins! I knew I was masculent, but damn! They each measured 6 inches the other day, and my wife's a little grumpy. But hey, she's use to having twelve inches in her so I don't see the problem! The only question I have now, is the decision of training them in Japanese professional wrestling or BJJ . later dudes...... __________________ "As long as they stick with fighting BJJ world champions, the japanese will be fine."

01-15-2001, 07:35 PM	#3 (permalink)
Ryu (non-working password Advanced Join Date: Sep 2000 Posts: 1,269 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	congrats! Teach them both J-wrestling and BJJ Make the super race now! __________________ [img] http://www.angelfire.com/anime/gohandbz11/fdeath.gif[/img] Hontoo da to iu koto o mitomenakereba narimasen.

01-15-2001, 08:06 PM	#5 (permalink)
Jaguar Wong Registered User Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Las Vegas, NV Posts: 115 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	LOL, congrats man. I say teach one of them Japanese Pro Wrestling, and the other one Brazilian Jiu Jitsu, and pit them against each other when their training is complete, so we'll know which style is really superior. Either that, or just have them fight each other all the time with no real techniques, and the surviv...er winner gets to learn both. __________________ - Jaguar Wong - The 6th Lazy Venom

01-16-2001, 12:04 AM	#6 (permalink)
keithws Novice Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Union City, CA Posts: 221 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	hehe..... Damn Mickey: My wife told me all those milk bottles came from the store. I knew passing on that penis extension surgery was a bad idea! Steeles: you have a good point, but I refuse to bust out the "unibrow" action. Ryu and Jag: excellent ideas! There's also nothing like a little sibling rivalry to help produce that competitive fire. later on amigos.... __________________ "As long as they stick with fighting BJJ world champions, the japanese will be fine."

01-16-2001, 02:35 AM	#10 (permalink)
dan downard Advanced Join Date: Oct 2000 Posts: 591 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Two thumbs up. __________________

01-15-2001, 07:20 PM	#2 (permalink)
Mickey Finn Novice Join Date: Sep 2000 Posts: 373 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Your mailman must be very proud…

01-15-2001, 07:46 PM	#4 (permalink)
bobby_steeles Advanced Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: in front of my computer Posts: 649 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	what are you going to tell them when, one day, they come up to you and ask "daddy? why do you have eyebrows like mommy?"

01-16-2001, 12:19 AM	#7 (permalink)
SweepEm Master Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 2,845 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Hey KeithWus: Good luck with the boys and hope all goes well. Teach the boys some good real life skills, being smooth and suave with the ladies. Teach them Golf, look at Tiger Woods he made his first million when? he's how old? Let them make the dough and you can retire. How about baseball? Pitchers make several millions a year.

01-16-2001, 01:18 AM	#8 (permalink)
Grahf1 Novice Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 116 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Where can you learn Japanese pro wrestling.

01-16-2001, 02:00 AM	#9 (permalink)
What's inside a girl? Novice Join Date: Nov 2000 Posts: 239 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	At least we know what's been inside your girl. Congrats Man. I mean it.

01-16-2001, 06:04 PM	#11 (permalink)
EJ Master Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: Southern California!!!!!!!! Posts: 2,115 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	U DA MAN!!! Next daquiri is on me. __________________ -EJ "Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, hear the lamentation of the women!" - Conan The Barbarian

01-16-2001, 07:09 PM	#12 (permalink)
Mickey Finn Novice Join Date: Sep 2000 Posts: 373 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	In all seriousness man, congratulations. If the boys are premature, my wife has worked in a Neonatal ICU for a very long time. I figure EJ must have your e-mail and he has mine. He can connect us if you wind up with any questions about that whole thing. And yes… I too will pony up for a ROUND of fou fou umbrella drinks!!

01-16-2001, 07:30 PM	#13 (permalink)
sccr06 Novice Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: LA, CA Posts: 311 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Congratulations. We should all be so lucky. __________________ The noble soul has reverence for itself -Neitzsche

01-18-2001, 02:32 AM	#14 (permalink)
keithws Novice Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Union City, CA Posts: 221 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Thanks alot fellas!!!! I appreciate the gesture Mick Dawg and I'll definitely take that into consideration..... Btw: I'll definitely be down in the Los Angeles area within 4 mnths or so for baseball or fighting. I'll get EJ to set something up. Hell, I gotta pay sweep off before he hunts me down!!!! later amigos... __________________ "As long as they stick with fighting BJJ world champions, the japanese will be fine."

01-18-2001, 02:48 AM	#15 (permalink)
rockinronnie Registered User Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada. Posts: 237 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	LOL@Mickey Finn! Isn't that the milk man you're refering to? Congrats keithws! .....she's used to having 12 inches... LMFAO! Ronnie.

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