I Took My Wifes Birth Control Pill

Ian The Machine Freeman · 01-17-2001, 06:56 AM

My wife and I both workout, so we take our daily intake of vitamins and minarals, to be honest we take that many we rattle.

Anyway, when we put them out we put them in two small cups ready to take after breakfast. I personally pour all my tablets into one hand, fill the cup with water and swallow in one foul swoop. GONE!

Yes, only to have picked up the wrong cup and took my wifes Birth control pill. Well, they say it's safe for a man to take, but I didn't half get female instincts from taking it. Here's why :

1. I never moved off my ass all day.

2. Nagged the hell out of my wife.

3. Went off sex and had a constant headache.

4. Used the telephone all day to talk to my Mum who lives only two minutes walk away.

5. Went out and bought myself some new clothes, but told the wife it was in the sale when it wasn't.

6. I won every argument because I know I'm never wrong.

7. I wanted my wife to go out and make money, but wanted her home 24 mours a day too.

8. Started getting ready to go out to a bar at 5pm and finished getting ready by 10pm.

9. Wondered what the hell I seen in my wife after all this time and kept telling her who I could have married.

10. But the most frighting side effect was thinking my best pal Carl was cute.

Underdog · 01-17-2001, 11:10 AM

BAHAWHAWHAHAHWAHAWHAW!

That remind me the time I've given some ephedrine pill to a female friend that needed to lose weight...She did lose, but she was also all-day frantic and nervous.

Ooops, I forgot, I toled her it was some vitamins and mineral to cope with the diet!

HAWHAWHAWHAW(cought..)hawhaw(cought more)HAHAHAW!

Hmm. sorry I must put the bong away now...

duchman · 01-17-2001, 12:33 PM

The same side-affect's as steroids so far! LOL

Evilution · 01-17-2001, 02:30 PM

That story is funny as hell. Reminds me of a joke about how alcohol has estrogen in it. Think about it, you drink enough and you start to talk nonstop and lose the ability to drive a car.

AtletaDoMataLeao · 01-17-2001, 03:36 PM

Ian.......I'm getting a case of Deja vu here.

Paul

What's inside a girl? · 01-17-2001, 08:19 PM

I accidentally wore my g/f's panties once. It had the same effect, although I must admit, I did enjoy the silky smoothness. I recommend everyone try panties.

rockinronnie · 01-18-2001, 03:31 AM

That's too funny Ian!

Biggest question is though......did they control the birth?

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

Just jokin' BIG GUY!

Ronnie.

rockinronnie · 01-18-2001, 03:37 AM

I was trying my best BRITISH humour....guess it didn't work....

...gotta start gettin' hooked up again to watchin' CORONATION STREET on sunday mornings....this helps me with my british humour (kinda)...

...all I need now is the freakin' accent to go with it! lol

Ronnie.

(that's what you call being..."SSSTEW-PID"!!)..or does that verge on being just plain ol' daft?

E1am · 01-18-2001, 04:11 AM

Ohhhh, THAT'S why she made me use a condom this time.

01-17-2001, 06:56 AM	#1 (permalink)
Ian The Machine Freeman Novice Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Sunderland, England Posts: 78	My wife and I both workout, so we take our daily intake of vitamins and minarals, to be honest we take that many we rattle. Anyway, when we put them out we put them in two small cups ready to take after breakfast. I personally pour all my tablets into one hand, fill the cup with water and swallow in one foul swoop. GONE! Yes, only to have picked up the wrong cup and took my wifes Birth control pill. Well, they say it's safe for a man to take, but I didn't half get female instincts from taking it. Here's why : 1. I never moved off my ass all day. 2. Nagged the hell out of my wife. 3. Went off sex and had a constant headache. 4. Used the telephone all day to talk to my Mum who lives only two minutes walk away. 5. Went out and bought myself some new clothes, but told the wife it was in the sale when it wasn't. 6. I won every argument because I know I'm never wrong. 7. I wanted my wife to go out and make money, but wanted her home 24 mours a day too. 8. Started getting ready to go out to a bar at 5pm and finished getting ready by 10pm. 9. Wondered what the hell I seen in my wife after all this time and kept telling her who I could have married. 10. But the most frighting side effect was thinking my best pal Carl was cute. __________________ Ian 'The Machine' Freeman www.ianthemachine.com

01-17-2001, 02:30 PM	#4 (permalink)
Evilution Novice Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Corvallis Oregon Posts: 216	Ian Freeman That story is funny as hell. Reminds me of a joke about how alcohol has estrogen in it. Think about it, you drink enough and you start to talk nonstop and lose the ability to drive a car. __________________ UNITED WE STAND

01-17-2001, 03:36 PM	#5 (permalink)
AtletaDoMataLeao Novice Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: London,UK Posts: 98	lol Ian.......I'm getting a case of Deja vu here. Paul

01-18-2001, 04:11 AM	#9 (permalink)
E1am Advanced Join Date: Sep 1998 Location: Seattle, Washington USA Posts: 706	Ohhhh, THAT'S why she made me use a condom this time. __________________ Give me a case of Budweiser and an ounce. I gotta slow down. -- Dennis Leary

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01-17-2001, 11:10 AM	#2 (permalink)
Underdog Novice Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Italy Posts: 452	BAHAWHAWHAHAHWAHAWHAW! That remind me the time I've given some ephedrine pill to a female friend that needed to lose weight...She did lose, but she was also all-day frantic and nervous. Ooops, I forgot, I toled her it was some vitamins and mineral to cope with the diet! HAWHAWHAWHAW(cought..)hawhaw(cought more)HAHAHAW! Hmm. sorry I must put the bong away now...

01-17-2001, 12:33 PM	#3 (permalink)
duchman Advanced Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: holland Posts: 1,034	The same side-affect's as steroids so far! LOL

01-17-2001, 08:19 PM	#6 (permalink)
What's inside a girl? Novice Join Date: Nov 2000 Posts: 239	I accidentally wore my g/f's panties once. It had the same effect, although I must admit, I did enjoy the silky smoothness. I recommend everyone try panties.

01-18-2001, 03:31 AM	#7 (permalink)
rockinronnie Registered User Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada. Posts: 237	That's too funny Ian! Biggest question is though......did they control the birth? HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! Just jokin' BIG GUY! Ronnie.

01-18-2001, 03:37 AM	#8 (permalink)
rockinronnie Registered User Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada. Posts: 237	I was trying my best BRITISH humour....guess it didn't work.... ...gotta start gettin' hooked up again to watchin' CORONATION STREET on sunday mornings....this helps me with my british humour (kinda)... ...all I need now is the freakin' accent to go with it! lol Ronnie. (that's what you call being..."SSSTEW-PID"!!)..or does that verge on being just plain ol' daft?

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