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Old 01-20-2001, 05:35 AM   #1 (permalink)
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I was just wondering.With all you surf ninja beach bums down there in sunny old Cali Forn Iay spending your time waiting for surf at the BJJ schools.How do they keep from getting all that sand in the school?
Also,I was just curious.If I turn on my blender in Portland,do your lights dim in California?Tee Hee.
That brown out in San Francisco?That was me!
I was making strawberry foo foo drinks.Tee Hee.
Anyone who has a tan this time of year should be tied to my truck and drug through the snow.Unless you got it sking on the mountain of course.
Damn fruity boys down there all staying warm and toasty.Makes me sick I tell you.
Get up here ,grab an ax, get out in those snow covered mountains and make a man of yourselves.
There's steelhead in those ice covered rivers that are just begging for a fight.Now go kick some arse.
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Old 01-20-2001, 06:59 AM   #2 (permalink)
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sounds like a bad case of PMS Dan

lighten up.

Oh, I guess you are just jealous.

Well, let me tell you, we don't have the rolling black outs and the weather is just great here.

Blue skies, and sunshine.
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Old 01-20-2001, 07:23 AM   #3 (permalink)
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PREACH ON BROTHER DAN! I am in total agreement with Pastor Downard. Dan you forgot to mention how they move up here and drive our property values up and bring all the crime and grime they are trying to escape from. I truly do feel your pain though. But dan this winter has been nice so lets be thankful for that.
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Old 01-20-2001, 07:38 AM   #4 (permalink)
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You guys are right.It has been a mild winter so far and I could be up in Chicago or Kansas or someplace really cold.
I need a nice trip to a warmer climate.
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You also know of places that the steelhead are begging for a fight. I have been up to the Chehalis River 3 times and have caught 1 steelhead and a bunch of chubs. This is 8 hours a day for 1 focking steelhead. It could be worse though last year I didnt catch anything.
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Old 01-20-2001, 07:49 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Bird.You have GOT to go fishing with me.
I have access to 1/4 mile of private property across the river from the hatchery on the Clackamas.We even have our own boat ramp.
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Old 01-20-2001, 07:53 AM   #7 (permalink)
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DAN,I MUST GO FISHING WITH YOU!
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Old 01-20-2001, 02:49 PM   #8 (permalink)
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DD... LMFAO! ya bastid! funny FRICK!

oops, sorry... i gotta go. the mats need sweeping and the surf is RISING!

BYE!

SURF ON!

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Know what's funny? In England, "grit" means dog crap. They have grit recepticles all over the parks.
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Cleen yuor mats yuo derty pig.
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