The Ultimate in Martial Arts

Masala · 02-08-2001, 03:00 AM

In a small apartment, as close as dare be to the wrong side of town, a proud crazy shifted from side to side in the full length closet door mirror, a mirror slightly warped by time, casting back images just shy of a funhouse.

A pack of Camel straights rolled up his left t~shirt sleeve revealed a fading Diane Summer's "Hot Love" tattoo, long ago etched in bleached skin.

He shifted the cigs to his right arm, rearranging the stretched left sleeve over the tat. As the right sleeve rose over the Camels, another tattoo came to light. Hoards of bed lice snapped to attention, as, in the warp~a~mirror, it looked to be an exaggerated and severed Swami head. It disappeared in Camel yellow.

Gaze still fixed straight ahead into the mirror, he shook back a long mane of hair. He raised his left hand and pointed a Travolta cool finger at the imaginary lady beyond the mirror.

"Yo, Momma, wha' say we head down and trip the light fantastic?"

After pausing for effect he backed away and sat on the edge of the bed, obscuring 72 bed lice in full buttal eclipse, looked again to the mirror and lit a smoke. A toothy grin spread across his sunken and pasty white cheeks.

"Oh yeah, the king of funk is back!"

Karlinhos · 02-08-2001, 03:59 AM

am i alone in NOT understanding this???

DIRE WOLF · 02-08-2001, 04:03 AM

NO.

E1am · 02-08-2001, 04:04 AM

I think Ronin should send Masala some of his meds.

SweepEm · 02-08-2001, 05:17 AM

Uhhh,
the Queen of disco is Donna Summer

Masala · 02-08-2001, 03:04 PM

Don't fear what you don't understand.

keithws · 02-08-2001, 05:38 PM

I'm with ya Mas. These boys just don't understand what funk is all about.

Actually, I really don't know what the hell that was all about bro and I'm hip unlike those ole timers.

Are we to assume that you're getting your music career back on track?

Or, did you decide to regress back to you're earlier days and start hittin those shrooms again?

Later on my psychodelic brother.....

Masala · 02-08-2001, 06:02 PM

Ha! I knew this brief window of otherness would draw you out Keith.

How ya doing you wrestler loving scum bag??

Yes, my friend, THE KING OF FUNK IS BACK!!!

My drummer moved back from Boston, so the band is alive and kicking and we even have our first gig lined up! Ohhh yes, I will be making the little girls scream and squeel as I flash my 8 inch....silvery sparkled platform boots that go up to my knees! White silk scarves, purple wide brimmed hats with yellow feathers, pin striped zuit suits with rainbow suspenders and an extra wide pink tie.... Boston will never be the same!

bobby_steeles · 02-08-2001, 07:10 PM

aren't the new kids on the block from boston? ...um, yeah.

keithws · 02-08-2001, 07:56 PM

LOL: I simply had lost my will to post until you drew me out with your mighty return.

I knew you couldn't continue to deny your true calling Mas.
I just went and threw on a little Parliment to celebrate. Hell, I even put on my ole leathers!

Although most peeps aren't aware of this, it was two jewish cats that developed the Motown sound. "It's true, it's true!" That's right funk and soul are in your blood. I watched a big VH1 special on Motown and found that out!

That banking-wallstreet image is just a facade for jewish people basically denying their true heritage.

Mas, it simply takes one brave soul to pave the way for his brothers and sisters. Do not let your path be obstructed again my friend. Be brave and let it be known that it's time to claim your throne.

LET THE JEWISH KING OF FUNK REIGN AGAIN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SweepEm · 02-08-2001, 09:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by keithws
LOL: I simply had lost my will to post until you drew me out with your mighty return.

I knew you couldn't continue to deny your true calling Mas.
I just went and threw on a little Parliment to celebrate. Hell, I even put on my ole leathers!

Although most peeps aren't aware of this, it was two jewish cats that developed the Motown sound. "It's true, it's true!" That's right funk and soul are in your blood. I watched a big VH1 special on Motown and found that out!

That banking-wallstreet image is just a facade for jewish people basically denying their true heritage.

Mas, it simply takes one brave soul to pave the way for his brothers and sisters. Do not let your path be obstructed again my friend. Be brave and let it be known that it's time to claim your throne.

LET THE JEWISH KING OF FUNK REIGN AGAIN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

After flying so high on what ever you are on dude, watch out for that crash landing!
I think you'll skip the munchie's stage.

HA!

02-08-2001, 03:00 AM	#1 (permalink)
Masala Registered User Join Date: Sep 2000 Posts: 186 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	In a small apartment, as close as dare be to the wrong side of town, a proud crazy shifted from side to side in the full length closet door mirror, a mirror slightly warped by time, casting back images just shy of a funhouse. A pack of Camel straights rolled up his left t~shirt sleeve revealed a fading Diane Summer's "Hot Love" tattoo, long ago etched in bleached skin. He shifted the cigs to his right arm, rearranging the stretched left sleeve over the tat. As the right sleeve rose over the Camels, another tattoo came to light. Hoards of bed lice snapped to attention, as, in the warp~a~mirror, it looked to be an exaggerated and severed Swami head. It disappeared in Camel yellow. Gaze still fixed straight ahead into the mirror, he shook back a long mane of hair. He raised his left hand and pointed a Travolta cool finger at the imaginary lady beyond the mirror. "Yo, Momma, wha' say we head down and trip the light fantastic?" After pausing for effect he backed away and sat on the edge of the bed, obscuring 72 bed lice in full buttal eclipse, looked again to the mirror and lit a smoke. A toothy grin spread across his sunken and pasty white cheeks. "Oh yeah, the king of funk is back!" __________________

02-08-2001, 03:59 AM	#2 (permalink)
Karlinhos Advanced Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 650 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	am i alone in NOT understanding this??? __________________ www.grappletv.com - Accept the ORIGINATORS, not the DUPLICATORS...!!!

02-08-2001, 04:04 AM	#4 (permalink)
E1am Advanced Join Date: Sep 1998 Location: Seattle, Washington USA Posts: 706 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	I think Ronin should send Masala some of his meds. __________________ Give me a case of Budweiser and an ounce. I gotta slow down. -- Dennis Leary

02-08-2001, 03:04 PM	#6 (permalink)
Masala Registered User Join Date: Sep 2000 Posts: 186 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Don't fear what you don't understand. __________________

02-08-2001, 05:38 PM	#7 (permalink)
keithws Novice Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Union City, CA Posts: 221 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	And the King of disco is your's trully..... I'm with ya Mas. These boys just don't understand what funk is all about. Actually, I really don't know what the hell that was all about bro and I'm hip unlike those ole timers. Are we to assume that you're getting your music career back on track? Or, did you decide to regress back to you're earlier days and start hittin those shrooms again? Later on my psychodelic brother..... __________________ "As long as they stick with fighting BJJ world champions, the japanese will be fine."

02-08-2001, 04:03 AM	#3 (permalink)
DIRE WOLF Novice Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Baltimore,Maryland Posts: 120 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	NO.

02-08-2001, 05:17 AM	#5 (permalink)
SweepEm Master Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 2,845 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Uhhh, the Queen of disco is Donna Summer

02-08-2001, 06:02 PM	#8 (permalink)
Masala Registered User Join Date: Sep 2000 Posts: 186 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Ha! I knew this brief window of otherness would draw you out Keith. How ya doing you wrestler loving scum bag?? Yes, my friend, THE KING OF FUNK IS BACK!!! My drummer moved back from Boston, so the band is alive and kicking and we even have our first gig lined up! Ohhh yes, I will be making the little girls scream and squeel as I flash my 8 inch....silvery sparkled platform boots that go up to my knees! White silk scarves, purple wide brimmed hats with yellow feathers, pin striped zuit suits with rainbow suspenders and an extra wide pink tie.... Boston will never be the same! __________________

02-08-2001, 07:10 PM	#9 (permalink)
bobby_steeles Advanced Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: in front of my computer Posts: 649 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	aren't the new kids on the block from boston? ...um, yeah.

02-08-2001, 07:56 PM	#10 (permalink)
keithws Novice Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Union City, CA Posts: 221 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	LOL: I simply had lost my will to post until you drew me out with your mighty return. I knew you couldn't continue to deny your true calling Mas. I just went and threw on a little Parliment to celebrate. Hell, I even put on my ole leathers! Although most peeps aren't aware of this, it was two jewish cats that developed the Motown sound. "It's true, it's true!" That's right funk and soul are in your blood. I watched a big VH1 special on Motown and found that out! That banking-wallstreet image is just a facade for jewish people basically denying their true heritage. Mas, it simply takes one brave soul to pave the way for his brothers and sisters. Do not let your path be obstructed again my friend. Be brave and let it be known that it's time to claim your throne. LET THE JEWISH KING OF FUNK REIGN AGAIN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! __________________ "As long as they stick with fighting BJJ world champions, the japanese will be fine."

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