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View Poll Results: Which mma persons head most looks like a penis???
Dana White 4 80.00%
Matt Serra 1 20.00%
Frank Trigg 0 0%
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Old 11-29-2006, 04:12 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default which mma persons head most resembles a penis?

we've all thought this before
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Dana White!!!! Fucking dick head from hell.
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I've never liked that reptile in a suit he's the dictionar definiton of a fu*k head promoter he's got no heart either in a semi-recent playboy interview(I only read hte articles I swear) he said he didn't turn pro in boxing because "he didn't want to be like some of the guys at the gym that were 30 and hadn't made it" well most people don't "make it" as in getting rich off of fighting they fight for ther HONOR OF FIGHTING FOR THE SAKE OF BEING A FU*KING MAN don't you get that dana!!!!!! put yourself out there take a risk a chance have some BALLS for once in you life.SOME of us are qasi disabled from training for fights/fighting and our lives are wrecked now and we'd still do it all over again thank you dana for pissing on us right back at ya buddy

I still respect his amature boxing record though that's why I can't belive the shit he does/says I'd expect a hell of a lot more from a former fighter amature or pro I got to go take a shower now to clean myself off
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iam going 2 have 2 go with bas ruten. sorry bas!
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Why is there no mention of the X-man's Juggernaut?
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He never fought MMA. Nor has he ever fought Bruce Lee.

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He never fought MMA. Nor has he ever fought Bruce Lee. So half the board knows he sucks. And so does the other half.
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So half the board knows he sucks. And so does the other half.




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HERE COMES TE JUGGER NAUT BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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IM THE JUGGER NAUGHT BITCH!!
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