God bless America!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[keithws]

I can't believe some of the lilly livered panzy shit I'm reading! Belgium and Canada, give me a freaking break!

Point blank. Those 2 little sissy countries thank there lucky stars that the good ole red, white, and blue has their back if the sh*t hits the fan.

In fact, every time there's an international incident, who has to straighten the situation out? That's right, the U.S.A. (don't even say U.N.)! And the funny thing is, no one thanks us for saving their asses. They just criticize us when things don't go right.

And don't complain about living here either! We live in the greatest country in the world. If you have the drive and persistence, you can obtain any goal you set for yourself.

Btw: If my countries calls upon me, I'm there even if I don't agree with the cause. Someone has to pay the bill.

Damn whiners! I'm going to get myself a daquiri to cool down.......

[Mickey Finn]

Damn keithws, sounds like you been hitting those umbrella drinks a little early today eh? LOL! I take that back. It IS beer o’clock on a Friday. Pass me one of them fou fou drinks big guy.

[Tony10]

Dude, while you're running Old Glory up that pole, shouldn't you be a drinking a PBR?!! What the hell is wrong with you!!

PBR: Pure-brewed, in God's country!

Sure, Puerto Rico's an American territory, but there's fifty effin' stars on the flag, brother: not fifty-one! Yet. Goddammit.

When there are 51, Chief, then I'll break out the mini-umbrellas. Until then, it's PBR or death. Don't tread on me.

Or, as this dude Lloyd I knew who was in the army used to say:

"I say we nuke em' until they glow and get it over with. Then it's Miller Time, for God's sake!"

[Edited by Tony10 on 10-06-2000 at 04:14 PM]

[Smackus Chan]

Canada is thanking the stars that some arrogant, egotistical
rednecks is there to back us up if sh!t hits the fan?
You know what? I have no idea why you do that. Canadians never pop up on this board and start insulting Americans, but you Americans do jump up and start flaming Canadians.
The only time Canadians have said anything bad about you Americans is when you pr!cks start it first.

[EJ]

As the Geto Boyz so eloquently stated:

"I ain't goin' to war for no shit-talken' president!!! F*ck, F*ck, F*ck a WAR!!!"

God bless America... Just don't expect me to leave my wife widowed so I can die in some shit forsaken oil field, or some damned jungle.

Anyhoo, cheers boys!!! I plan on trainen with a hang-over tomorrow morning!!!

[Evilution]

Great posts everyone (except for the canadian).

[SweepEm]

Let's hear it for hot dogs, baseball games and Budweiser and all the umbrella drinks that Keithws drinks.

Damn dude, you sound sheet faced already.

I hope you were standing at attention, saluting our flag while typing your post.

[GinSueDog]

Hahahaha...LMAO...that line should be a classic.

BTW, we all know Canadians all just want to be Americans anyways. Maybe one day Canadia will be the fifty-first state

[Edited by GinSueDog on 10-06-2000 at 07:28 PM]

[Mickey Finn]

'Eh, I was just sittin here on the davenport you know? Eh?'

LMFAO!!!!!! Good work men. The Canadian invasion force will probably be hitting the border within the next 24 hours. Nice effort “you pricks.” BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

This thread is killing me.

[hounddog]

heeheeheeheeheehee
meow

[Patterson]

Your going to fight for a cause you don't believe in? This kind of ignorance is sickingly not uncommon. Although the average guy is too stupid to really make good choices on the causes he should fight for anyways.

[Ryu (non-working password]

Smackus Chan, educated Americans don't bash other countries because they usually have the knowledge and money to get out of their houses once in a while How else can you know that in the US, Torontonian "Bubble tea" is referred to as "pearl milk tea?"
Any kind of knowledge is a gem.

In all seriousness I think most of the guys on this forum are bugging you because they know it will get a rise out of you. When our presidential hopefulls act like junior high schoolers and resort to "I know you are, but what am I?" then I doubt you have to get as peeved! hahah by the way guys who are you voting for president? Lieberman or Cheeney?

....I have no time to write serious posts anymore..LOL perhaps I'll see everybody in another 5 days or so!

Take care,
Ryu

[grappler]

Do any of you remember the "Whats up with Canadas obsession with patches on thier gi bags" thread??? It was the greatest thread ever. It raged on for weeks.

Does Canada even have an army? Im not trying to be funny, I really do not know. I know that they have those guys on horses and all but do they have tanks and planes

[keithws]

Background music while I'm talking and standing at attention sweep, "Star-spangled Banner".

"Ohhhh, sayyyy, can you seeeeeeee........."

You should all be proud of this great country, and yes even go to war if called upon. I know some of you might call it sickening to fight for a cause you don't believe. But, when you're all grown up and have pubes, you'll realize there are times when you have to step up to the plate.

The United States has provided you with the first computer, the world wide web (you little keyboard biotches:}), baseball, the telephone, football, basketball, wwf wrestling, internet dating, airplanes, the first man on the moon, disco music, jazz, rock, rap, fake titties, television, shall I go on.

But more important, we are a democracy which allows you hippies to smoke your marijuana for medical purposes and cry about how wrong war is. Sh*t, what would have happened if we had your attitute in WWII. Hell, we'd be part of Germany and it's master race.

"What so proudly we hail'd......."

BTW ya freakin mounty boy: Did I give you permission to talk MR. CANADA. What the hell contributions have you made to our society besides Paul Schaffer and Alan Thicke.

And Patterson, You're not allowed to speak about our country negatively until you're 18. You probably still think Frank Shamrock is an American hero. And the average guy knows Shamrock isn't an American hero!

"and the home of the braveeeEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeee"

lmao Tony10, I think I'll have that beer now.




[Edited by keithws on 10-07-2000 at 12:25 AM]

[SweepEm]

Yes dude, please go on, tell us more....

Oh and while you are up, get me another Blue Hawaiian and I want a few more of those tasty cherries in the drink.