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Old 06-20-2007, 06:25 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Yeah, so?! If a guy can't be an illiterate stooge over a beautiful woman, what's the point of being a guy?
Mike, you make me feel hella better about being a stooge.
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Old 06-20-2007, 06:32 PM   #17 (permalink)
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We had a guy at our dojo a few months back that had blood in the same exact spot. The guy was totally embarrassed and stopped coming to the dojo. Medicial conditions.
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Old 06-20-2007, 06:59 PM   #18 (permalink)
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We had a guy at our dojo a few months back that had blood in the same exact spot. Medicial conditions.
... Ouch. What type of medical condition? Prolapsed rectum?
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Old 06-20-2007, 09:18 PM   #19 (permalink)
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The Grandmaster said it was Hemmroids. (sp)
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Old 06-20-2007, 09:36 PM   #20 (permalink)
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... Ouch. What type of medical condition? Prolapsed rectum?
i saw a video on the internet of some chick prolapsing her own colon.........man, that was rough. some people man, i dunno. the only thing worse that i can recall was this one video i saw on stileproject were this guy was bent over a bale of hay and a 300-400 lb pot belly pig in heat was trying to mount him repeatedly in some barn while people were taking pictures of it. after i saw that video, it desensitized me so bad, i really dont have too much faith in humanity
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Maybe it was an alien, impregnated into his butt when he'd been hypnotised and abducted.

Hey! Could be!
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Yeah, so?! If a guy can't be an illiterate stooge over a beautiful woman, what's the point of being a guy?
Maybe if she offered something in return I can be an illiterate stooge for a bit
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you guys suck making such a statment like that about me . when i never been in a turnament and i will nevery do that at all you all suck
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Old 06-22-2007, 09:11 PM   #24 (permalink)
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you guys suck making such a statment like that about me . when i never been in a turnament and i will nevery do that at all you all suck
what about my gi matt? do you like mi gi?
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F the nede pictureses!! IU want nmor picturies of Matbbla's birthdat balloon rides. por thge pnes wjer jr says jhe is 8 yers old and has the cakes with carrrots tp [rroff oit!!!! I amsoldop wanting to discus more insurance, so just step the fusk off, homeyts!!!!

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Right you are, Ken. Good eye!

Anyone know her name?
Model Patricia Velasquez, its right under the pic
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F the nede pictureses!! IU want nmor picturies of Matbbla's birthdat balloon rides. por thge pnes wjer jr says jhe is 8 yers old and has the cakes with carrrots tp [rroff oit!!!! I amsoldop wanting to discus more insurance, so just step the fusk off, homeyts!!!!

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i kept trying to warn matt about the importance of supplemental insurance, but he didnt want to listen. not even when i provided the chart that explains how over time, inflation can substantially reduce the purchasing power of your life insurance dollar.
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