The Ultimate in Martial Arts

Goozeer · 03-17-2001, 07:00 AM

I would like to see Jet Li in the UFC to see how he would do. He IS a moviestar but can he fight for real? I think that he CAN fight for real but I have my doubs that if he can win the UFC...I think I will say he will lose....

Ryu (non-working password · 03-17-2001, 01:43 PM

Jet Li has stated himself that he's never been in a real street fight. I think that should answer your question.

heh heh I'm going to give Jet Li a wirlie and steal his lunch money.

(LOL, no I guess that would be mean of me.)

Ryu

Qkfx · 03-17-2001, 01:45 PM

Hey goober-
The new UFC is looking for people to help boook matches, you should apply. I would guess your first card would read :
1) Goldberg v. Jet Li
2)Hulk Hogan v. Lou Ferrigno-
(battle of the incredible hulks)
3)Batman vs. Wolverine
am I off target?

Ryu (non-working password · 03-17-2001, 02:31 PM

Batman would KILL Wolverine...that's not even a fair match...

Hookah Smokin Caterpillar · 03-17-2001, 02:43 PM

I don't know if Batman can beat Wolverine, doesn't Wolverine heal himself? That way he wouldn't be afraid of any joint locks. Batman's only hope is a choke or a decision win

Chopstix · 03-17-2001, 02:51 PM

jet li never has fought, but he was a 5 time world wushu champion, and he wnet through some very harsh training in communist china.. they don't let you just sit back and take a drink of water when you get injured or break a bone.. he has a bad knees now, though, because when he was younger, he broke an ankle, and his coach didnt let him sit training out, he was to work on his punchs and stnad on his ankle..
i saw a clip of him working on multiple dogde and weave bags, very impressive, all at one time.. and he was using punching techniques on a tree at full power..

ps. wolverine would kick batman's ass! batman is just a man.. wolverine has enhanced reflexes, strength, unbreakable adamantium claws and skeleton, and he heals real fast.. as in bullets dont kill him fast..

Ryu (non-working password · 03-17-2001, 04:04 PM

but chopstix,
Batman is a scientific genius! Batman would find a way to nullify Wolverine's powers, and allow Batman the easy win. Besides Batman studies jiu-jitsu!

Qkfx · 03-17-2001, 04:42 PM

I have to agree with Ryu and Hookah. Batman by cape choke @ 3:22 of the 1st round.

Mr. Miyagi · 03-17-2001, 06:53 PM

This guy is no doubt a troll that has been banned several times already.

SweepEm · 03-17-2001, 10:46 PM

Somebody's reading too many comic books and living in a fantasy world.......

HA!

Robbie · 03-17-2001, 11:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ryu (non-working password
but chopstix,
Batman is a scientific genius! Batman would find a way to nullify Wolverine's powers, and allow Batman the easy win. Besides Batman studies jiu-jitsu!

lol

Yep,I'd put my money on Batman too.

Ravenman · 03-17-2001, 11:12 PM

Given Batman vs Wolverine in an anchient Greek pankration fight, naked, and to the death, I'd say Wolverine would slice off Batman's testicles and shishkabob them overn an open flame on the end of his claws.

Heck, you could have Wolverine naked, strapped to a stretcher, and sleeping, and what could Batman do to him? Nothing, he'd have no way to kill Wolverine with his bare hands.

The only ways a regular man could really kill Wolverine would be to drown him or electrocute him, neither of which could happen in an nhb fight.

Grahf1 · 03-17-2001, 11:54 PM

I've been to forums where people actually thought Batman would be able to take Superman.

Chopstix · 03-18-2001, 01:16 AM

hah.. yeah..
but one thing to point out.. i never said jet woudl do well or not in ufc, just pointed out that his training was very harsh, and he is very athletic.. whether or not he would do well in the ufc is forever debatable, cus he is never going to enter it when he gets paid upwards of 7 million dollars to be in movie...

oh and the batman thing, im just saying he'll lose cus he damn old!

Groin Grab · 03-18-2001, 03:33 AM

I would like to see both Wolverine and Jet Lee get their asses kicked! Jet Lee because all the Asain guys I go to school with from Taiwan think Jet Lee is real martial arts and Jackie Chan is fake. Just because Jet Lee was a wushu champion. The fact is both guys are doing movies man, as cool as their movies are, Jet Lees crap is no more real than Chans! And Wolverine pisses me off because he's to powerful. With out his claws and healing factor he'd be nothing. The guy as no real fighting skills or training. He's just a guy who's lucky he has a healing factor because he gets hit and injured so much by his enemies which shows how much he sucks as he already has unbreakable bones, claws that can cut through almost anything and superior smelling ablities and the guy still gets jacked up all the time and has to rely on his little healing factor. Batman would find away!

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03-17-2001, 01:45 PM	#3 (permalink)
Qkfx Novice Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Miami Posts: 154 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	r u for real? Hey goober- The new UFC is looking for people to help boook matches, you should apply. I would guess your first card would read : 1) Goldberg v. Jet Li 2)Hulk Hogan v. Lou Ferrigno- (battle of the incredible hulks) 3)Batman vs. Wolverine am I off target?

03-17-2001, 02:43 PM	#5 (permalink)
Hookah Smokin Caterpillar Novice Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Anaheim, CA Posts: 393 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	I don't know if Batman can beat Wolverine, doesn't Wolverine heal himself? That way he wouldn't be afraid of any joint locks. Batman's only hope is a choke or a decision win __________________ "Living is easy with eyes closed, Misunderstanding all you see, Its getting hard to be someone but it all works out, It doesn't matter much to me..." - Lennon, John

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Ravenman Novice Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: New Orleans Posts: 77 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Given Batman vs Wolverine in an anchient Greek pankration fight, naked, and to the death, I'd say Wolverine would slice off Batman's testicles and shishkabob them overn an open flame on the end of his claws. Heck, you could have Wolverine naked, strapped to a stretcher, and sleeping, and what could Batman do to him? Nothing, he'd have no way to kill Wolverine with his bare hands. The only ways a regular man could really kill Wolverine would be to drown him or electrocute him, neither of which could happen in an nhb fight. __________________ To have more, you must first become more.

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03-17-2001, 07:00 AM	#1 (permalink)
Goozeer Novice Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Denmark Posts: 28 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	I would like to see Jet Li in the UFC to see how he would do. He IS a moviestar but can he fight for real? I think that he CAN fight for real but I have my doubs that if he can win the UFC...I think I will say he will lose....

03-17-2001, 01:43 PM	#2 (permalink)
Ryu (non-working password Advanced Join Date: Sep 2000 Posts: 1,269 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Jet Li has stated himself that he's never been in a real street fight. I think that should answer your question. heh heh I'm going to give Jet Li a wirlie and steal his lunch money. (LOL, no I guess that would be mean of me.) Ryu

03-17-2001, 02:31 PM	#4 (permalink)
Ryu (non-working password Advanced Join Date: Sep 2000 Posts: 1,269 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Batman would KILL Wolverine...that's not even a fair match...

03-17-2001, 02:51 PM	#6 (permalink)
Chopstix Novice Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Toronto, Ontario Posts: 103 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	jet li never has fought, but he was a 5 time world wushu champion, and he wnet through some very harsh training in communist china.. they don't let you just sit back and take a drink of water when you get injured or break a bone.. he has a bad knees now, though, because when he was younger, he broke an ankle, and his coach didnt let him sit training out, he was to work on his punchs and stnad on his ankle.. i saw a clip of him working on multiple dogde and weave bags, very impressive, all at one time.. and he was using punching techniques on a tree at full power.. ps. wolverine would kick batman's ass! batman is just a man.. wolverine has enhanced reflexes, strength, unbreakable adamantium claws and skeleton, and he heals real fast.. as in bullets dont kill him fast..

03-17-2001, 04:04 PM	#7 (permalink)
Ryu (non-working password Advanced Join Date: Sep 2000 Posts: 1,269 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	but chopstix, Batman is a scientific genius! Batman would find a way to nullify Wolverine's powers, and allow Batman the easy win. Besides Batman studies jiu-jitsu!

03-17-2001, 04:42 PM	#8 (permalink)
Qkfx Novice Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Miami Posts: 154 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	I have to agree with Ryu and Hookah. Batman by cape choke @ 3:22 of the 1st round.

03-17-2001, 06:53 PM	#9 (permalink)
Mr. Miyagi Registered User Join Date: Oct 2000 Posts: 758 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	This guy is no doubt a troll that has been banned several times already.

03-17-2001, 10:46 PM	#10 (permalink)
SweepEm Master Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 2,845 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Somebody's reading too many comic books and living in a fantasy world....... HA!

03-17-2001, 11:54 PM	#13 (permalink)
Grahf1 Novice Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 116 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	I've been to forums where people actually thought Batman would be able to take Superman.

03-18-2001, 01:16 AM	#14 (permalink)
Chopstix Novice Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Toronto, Ontario Posts: 103 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	hah.. yeah.. but one thing to point out.. i never said jet woudl do well or not in ufc, just pointed out that his training was very harsh, and he is very athletic.. whether or not he would do well in the ufc is forever debatable, cus he is never going to enter it when he gets paid upwards of 7 million dollars to be in movie... oh and the batman thing, im just saying he'll lose cus he damn old!

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03-18-2001, 03:33 AM	#15 (permalink)
Groin Grab Registered User Join Date: Mar 2001 Posts: 104 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	I would like to see both Wolverine and Jet Lee get their asses kicked! Jet Lee because all the Asain guys I go to school with from Taiwan think Jet Lee is real martial arts and Jackie Chan is fake. Just because Jet Lee was a wushu champion. The fact is both guys are doing movies man, as cool as their movies are, Jet Lees crap is no more real than Chans! And Wolverine pisses me off because he's to powerful. With out his claws and healing factor he'd be nothing. The guy as no real fighting skills or training. He's just a guy who's lucky he has a healing factor because he gets hit and injured so much by his enemies which shows how much he sucks as he already has unbreakable bones, claws that can cut through almost anything and superior smelling ablities and the guy still gets jacked up all the time and has to rely on his little healing factor. Batman would find away!