Troll Showdown!!!

03-26-2001, 09:09 PM

Who would win this dream match-up...

Duchman or Patterson?

Duchman may not be a true troll, but since he is a regular sparring partner of Patt and Shimora, we can include him in their auspicious company.

Duchman trains in Muay Thai/Sambo and has a devastating wooden shoe kick. He also has a hip-hop wardrobe that makes Dutch women swoon.

Patterson is an O.C. (Original Cyberterrorist) and enjoys trolling, imping, and phoning in terrorist threats to nearby high schools. As Pit Dog would put it, he is very game. All-in-all, a dang impressive keyboard warrior.

Who would win a full-NHB cage match, NTL, to the death? And what would be the method of victory? Also, who wants to ref this fight?

All responses are appreciated.

Mickey Finn · 03-26-2001, 09:11 PM

LOL! I told Sweep this is what you were doing.

SweepEm · 03-26-2001, 09:11 PM

I'll bet the farm on Duche since I heard he trains but doubt if Patt trains besides exercising his wrists spanking his monkey in the bathroom.

Mickey Finn · 03-26-2001, 09:12 PM

Hmmmm…. I see my signature still works…

03-26-2001, 09:14 PM

My dear Sweep'Em...

Perhaps you have not heard that Patterson has been, um, training with Grandmaster Shimora in the jungles of Papua New Guinea for the last year. He has learned many, um, deep...secrets from Shimora, and is prepared to rock the MMA world with the amazing prowess of cyber-ninjutsu!!!

Patterson by Da Vinci virus, crashing Duchman's hard drive.

Mickey Finn · 03-26-2001, 09:15 PM

Monkey spanking is a demanding discipline if carried out in a sufficiently arduous manner. Why, I was once a grand master of the monkey spank. Now that I am married… I am god of the monkey spank.

03-26-2001, 09:16 PM

Yes, but can he spank duch's monkey?

Better wear a cup, Aaron.

Mickey Finn · 03-26-2001, 09:24 PM

Aaron? Duchies real name is Aaron? He just dropped to a 2 to 1 underdog. Speaking of Underdog, is the resident psycho Italiano pyromaniac still lurking about the premises?

03-26-2001, 09:34 PM

Aaron Kaels, if I'm not mistaken.

Duchman may be tough, but he is in trouble if all of Patty's multiple identities show up for the fight.

Shimora · 03-27-2001, 03:33 AM

Make it a spelling competition. That would be a very even match up.

If it came to a real fight, my money is on my student Patterson. Duckman will not know what hit him.

duchman · 03-27-2001, 04:23 AM

LOL,

i think it is funny that you writing about me, while im training or having fun with my pretty girlfriend.

Ronin,
get of that super keyboard and go get a real life.
life is to short to think about me all the time

and why i'm i the only one posts his real name??

Aaron Karels

Shimora · 03-27-2001, 05:25 AM

Notice how YOU follow ME around! That you always respond to my posts within an hour of me posting.

Notice that YOU have MY name in your signature.

Notice how YOU call ME a GOD

Ive been meaning to ask. Why were you spamming the chat room during the Pride Audio Cast the other night?
That was very selfish you know.

When your pretty little girlfriend feels like a real man you send her on up to my place. (With apologies to Mr T)

duchman · 03-27-2001, 06:04 AM

to much Anal shimora,

First off my girlfriend is a seventeen year old WOMAN.
Why do you want to have sex with 17 year old are you a Pedo?

Second,
The signature, is not because youre god. It's only to piss youre off. Because you thake this sheet seriously.

Third,
I know you hacked paltalk

Fourth,
i'm training 5 days a week and go to school.
life is to short, to talk to you

This my last post to you

Lithp · 03-27-2001, 10:28 AM

Does anybody have the URL to Patterson's website. I haven't visited it for a couple of years now.

LOL @ spelling contest! Too close to call.

pfsjkd · 03-27-2001, 10:50 AM

You can't talk about a troll showdown without mentioning the original publicity bonanza himself. . .stusskilla!

03-26-2001, 09:11 PM	#2 (permalink)
Mickey Finn Novice Join Date: Sep 2000 Posts: 373 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	LOL! I told Sweep this is what you were doing. __________________ work...work...work...work...

03-26-2001, 09:12 PM	#4 (permalink)
Mickey Finn Novice Join Date: Sep 2000 Posts: 373 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Hmmmm…. I see my signature still works… __________________ work...work...work...work...

03-27-2001, 03:33 AM	#10 (permalink)
Shimora Registered User Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Papua New Guinea Posts: 671 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Make it a spelling competition. That would be a very even match up. If it came to a real fight, my money is on my student Patterson. Duckman will not know what hit him. __________________ "seriouly i would like to fight shimora for the internet fighter world titel, and beathim and chop of his fingers and hang them on the mirror of scooter " Duchman at The Choke Zone forum.

03-27-2001, 04:23 AM	#11 (permalink)
duchman Advanced Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: holland Posts: 1,034 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	LOL, i think it is funny that you writing about me, while im training or having fun with my pretty girlfriend. Ronin, get of that super keyboard and go get a real life. life is to short to think about me all the time and why i'm i the only one posts his real name?? Aaron Karels __________________ Aaron "Duchman" Karels

03-27-2001, 05:25 AM	#12 (permalink)
Shimora Registered User Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Papua New Guinea Posts: 671 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Notice how YOU follow ME around! That you always respond to my posts within an hour of me posting. Notice that YOU have MY name in your signature. Notice how YOU call ME a GOD Ive been meaning to ask. Why were you spamming the chat room during the Pride Audio Cast the other night? That was very selfish you know. When your pretty little girlfriend feels like a real man you send her on up to my place. (With apologies to Mr T) __________________ "seriouly i would like to fight shimora for the internet fighter world titel, and beathim and chop of his fingers and hang them on the mirror of scooter " Duchman at The Choke Zone forum. Last edited by Shimora; 03-27-2001 at 06:29 AM.

03-26-2001, 09:09 PM	#1 (permalink)
Ronin Guest Posts: n/a	Who would win this dream match-up... Duchman or Patterson? Duchman may not be a true troll, but since he is a regular sparring partner of Patt and Shimora, we can include him in their auspicious company. Duchman trains in Muay Thai/Sambo and has a devastating wooden shoe kick. He also has a hip-hop wardrobe that makes Dutch women swoon. Patterson is an O.C. (Original Cyberterrorist) and enjoys trolling, imping, and phoning in terrorist threats to nearby high schools. As Pit Dog would put it, he is very game. All-in-all, a dang impressive keyboard warrior. Who would win a full-NHB cage match, NTL, to the death? And what would be the method of victory? Also, who wants to ref this fight? All responses are appreciated.

03-26-2001, 09:11 PM	#3 (permalink)
SweepEm Master Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 2,846 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	I'll bet the farm on Duche since I heard he trains but doubt if Patt trains besides exercising his wrists spanking his monkey in the bathroom.

03-26-2001, 09:14 PM	#5 (permalink)
Ronin Guest Posts: n/a	My dear Sweep'Em... Perhaps you have not heard that Patterson has been, um, training with Grandmaster Shimora in the jungles of Papua New Guinea for the last year. He has learned many, um, deep...secrets from Shimora, and is prepared to rock the MMA world with the amazing prowess of cyber-ninjutsu!!! Patterson by Da Vinci virus, crashing Duchman's hard drive.

03-26-2001, 09:15 PM	#6 (permalink)
Mickey Finn Novice Join Date: Sep 2000 Posts: 373 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Monkey spanking is a demanding discipline if carried out in a sufficiently arduous manner. Why, I was once a grand master of the monkey spank. Now that I am married… I am god of the monkey spank.

03-26-2001, 09:16 PM	#7 (permalink)
Ronin Guest Posts: n/a	Yes, but can he spank duch's monkey? Better wear a cup, Aaron.

03-26-2001, 09:24 PM	#8 (permalink)
Mickey Finn Novice Join Date: Sep 2000 Posts: 373 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Aaron? Duchies real name is Aaron? He just dropped to a 2 to 1 underdog. Speaking of Underdog, is the resident psycho Italiano pyromaniac still lurking about the premises?

03-26-2001, 09:34 PM	#9 (permalink)
Ronin Guest Posts: n/a	Aaron Kaels, if I'm not mistaken. Duchman may be tough, but he is in trouble if all of Patty's multiple identities show up for the fight.

03-27-2001, 06:04 AM	#13 (permalink)
duchman Advanced Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: holland Posts: 1,034 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	to much Anal shimora, First off my girlfriend is a seventeen year old WOMAN. Why do you want to have sex with 17 year old are you a Pedo? Second, The signature, is not because youre god. It's only to piss youre off. Because you thake this sheet seriously. Third, I know you hacked paltalk Fourth, i'm training 5 days a week and go to school. life is to short, to talk to you This my last post to you __________________ Aaron "Duchman" Karels

03-27-2001, 10:28 AM	#14 (permalink)
Lithp Novice Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 82 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Does anybody have the URL to Patterson's website. I haven't visited it for a couple of years now. LOL @ spelling contest! Too close to call.

03-27-2001, 10:50 AM	#15 (permalink)
pfsjkd Novice Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: San Diego Posts: 127 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	You can't talk about a troll showdown without mentioning the original publicity bonanza himself. . .stusskilla! __________________ The guy is actually an anti-athlete. Kirik on Tape Lord

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