Situation IV

[Michael Wright]

Originally Posted by Mike Brewer

You know, jubaji put up some great threads with these situations. Everybody bitches that he doesn't contribute, and he's done at least five threads in 24 hours that could be really thought-provoking, idea exchanging threads.

And all he gets for doing exactly what you've all asked of him is flack?

Fuckin A. I can't contribute to the thread because I'm not a grappler. What I just wanted to say is that in all the time I have been here, jubaji has been one of the most constructive members.

When things go quiet he bumps threads and starts new ones, like these, and some great thought provoking ones on the Open Access forum. And when people are dragging the forum down with bullshit he is the first to tell them to get fucked, and 99% of the time he is right. And most of all, he is honest to a fault.

I endorse all of that, and will still do so if it becomes pointed in my direction.

Anyway, thats that, I'll step aside.

[Britt]

Originally Posted by Bjjexpertise@be

Only reason I didn't want to stand up is because if I try to stand up and face him he'd already be right up in my face (assuming he's rushing me) the second I turn around and my balance would be way off from trying to stand up in such an awkward position. Since my balance is off and I'm not 100% sure of his exact body position he'd be able to land some surprise punches without me being able to block too well. And of course as we all know, it's the punches that you don't see that do the most damage. In the end, if he rushes me while I'm trying to stand I'd probably be knocked back down from either his barrage of punches or just his bum rush in general.

Of course if my specialty were striking or if I felt that it was in my best interest to stay standing I would still seek to go to my feet. However, I'd still seek to turn and face him in guard with a froggy hop first just so I know exactly where he is, what his intentions are (is he trying to rush me?), and regain my composure. From there I would stand up when I feel I have the opening.

Just my 2 cents .

You're probably more confident in your ground game than I am.

[treelizard]

Originally Posted by Michael Wright

When things go quiet he bumps threads and starts new ones, like these, and some great thought provoking ones on the Open Access forum. And when people are dragging the forum down with bullshit he is the first to tell them to get fucked, and 99% of the time he is right. And most of all, he is honest to a fault.

I asked him to marry me once, but he said his wife might take issue with that.

[Britt]

Originally Posted by treelizard

I asked him to marry me once, but he said his wife might take issue with that.

Hey, he said "might," which also means "might not!" Don't give up hope!

[Michael Wright]

Originally Posted by treelizard

I asked him to marry me once, but he said his wife might take issue with that.

I'll marry you...

[Bjjexpertise@be]

Sorry guys she's already betrothed........to moi!!! Bwahahhaha suckers!

[treelizard]

Shucks. This is like walking into a gym.

[DickHardman]

Originally Posted by treelizard

I asked him to marry me once

well your judgment is obviously severely impaired.

[treelizard]

Originally Posted by DickHardman

well your judgment is obviously severely impaired.

Yeah, I know. It's usually a bad idea to go for married guys... Plus my boyfriend might get upset.

[treelizard]

Okay, to get back on topic I guess what I would do is get on my heels, drive back on them until my head is above his head, then get my shoulders on the mat, and get half guard when he tries to swing his leg over.

Am I close?

[DickHardman]

Originally Posted by treelizard

Yeah, I know. It's usually a bad idea to go for married guys... Plus my boyfriend might get upset.

oh, well thats normal to want what you cant have and not be content with what you do have, everyone does that.

i was talking more about your infatuation with an internet troll. i mean, of all the internet characters you could be in love with, you are scraping the bottom of the barrel. you could have chosen the black guy who knocks himself out and still tries to use the nunchucks cause he thinks he is still in the zone, that guy is an internet legend. surely he is more eyecatching than a 45 year old highschool religion teacher with man breasts. '

this guy was even featured on a south park episode.

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