MY GOD!!

[Oberleutnant]

"Is there nothing greater than a pepperoni pizza done right? A mansion? A
yacht? World peace?
Peace of mind? Good memories? Sweet dreams? Time
alone with loved ones? Time spent with
friends? Orgasms? A good pump? A second chance?
Free privates from the great Rickson? The
power of Mother Nature? Your own playmate fukktoy?
Exotic cars? A PIII 550 with a 21 inch
flat panel and all the trimmings? Power? Respect?
Courage? The latest and the greatest? A
signed autographed picture of The Bison?

NO!!!

NO! NO! NO!

NOTHING and I mean NOTHING beats a pepperoni pizza
done right.

And if you ever are fortuante enough to find one
thing that does....fall to your knees and
praise The Lord."

-A BISON classic



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"Life iz a wazte of time.....Time iz a wazte of life....So get wazted all the time...and have the time of your life " -Karlee

[E1am]

Bison come back. Being in Japan for more than two years that quote have so much more meaning to me.

[Underdog]

Last time I eated pizza I had all my hairs; long time ago...

BUT...

My favorite pizza is done with lot of sardinian cheese (very hot and spicy!) lots of pepperoni, and slices of hot salami; add to this essicated hot pepperoni (I dont'know the exact translation but they are essentialy dessicated red pepperoni; REEEAL hot..).

Usually the thing is devoured with red wine.

After that:

Either you girlfriend is VERY compassionate about your breath...

Or you must drive her home with a gag on your mouth...


ITALY'S BEST LIFE:
1.FERRARI'S AND LAMBORGHINI CARS
2.PIZZA
3.GIRLS
4.POT

LOL!

[YeLLa-TiGeR]

Underdog, you hit the bong once in awhile?

[duchman]

chewing gum

[Underdog]

Not often, but when we Ruas Vale Tudo advanced student gather, there is an elite group named

Stoned temple disceples...

[EJ]

BISON was a classic.

[Rainbowthief]

Bison was the funniest member. I think he said his Bison name was banned. I wish he'd come back, though, and post more stuff like that.

He's right about the pizza too.

[EJ]

A recent work by BISON from another forum... IN THE GUARD



"Topic: Which gi has thickest collar / hardest to choke?

It doesn't matter which gi has the thickest collar! I wear a gi with an average collar and if some S.O.B. wants to try to choke me - well come and get me, biyatch. If some wussyboy scrub thinks he can behind his gi, step on up because Big Daddy Bison wants to reach into your $200 collars, trap your pencil neck between the beefy forearms and pull you into reality. OH HELL YEAH!!!"


LMAO!!!!

[John Bennett]

Bison was pretty much an ass, but that one had me rolling.

It was a true Mousel's Forum Classic™.

[Atomic]

Underdog--

Sardinian cheese? That's that rotting shit with maggots in it, right? ****in' gross, buddy! LOL. I've read some crazy articles on that stuff. You'd never catch me eating it.

Atomic

[Underdog]

Man, never in my mind I would have imagined to find a person from the other part of the word that do know "casu marzu" (that's sardinian for "rotten cheese"; yes, it do exist really, in my zone is severely prohibited by medical authorities but it's also done alot by sheperds in the mountains. At risk to sound crazy; I've eated it sometimes and if you don't mind the maggots (they are not the same family as beef maggots, mind you, they are innocuous) it's a very palatable thing.

BTW the other sardinian hot cheese it's "Casizolu" and it's similar to Mozzarella (the usual pizza cheese) other tha it's HOT!

An american that do know casu marzu, go figure; the web is a strange place....

[Atomic]

Ah, yes, casu marzu is the name. LOL. I know what it is and I always found it interesting how it was banned for sanitation reasons. I find it more interesting that some of the properties, IE, the burning sensations, are from toxins and stuff.

I guess the web, and Italy are strange places. Hahhaa.

Atomic

[SweepEm]

"Bison was the funniest member. I think he said his Bison name was banned. I wish he'd come back, though, and post more stuff like that. "

Give me a break.

[Rainbowthief]

Originally posted by SweepEm
"Bison was the funniest member. I think he said his Bison name was banned. I wish he'd come back, though, and post more stuff like that. "

Give me a break.

Yeah, take a break. You're just pissed because Bison frequently made you the butt of his jokes and named you as one of the people who (in his opinion) ruined this forum. Actually, I believe his exact words were something like "assholes like SweepEm and Cool Hand Ed". Anyway, I have no beef with you, but I think Bison was hilarious. I don't know how anyone could fail to appreciate his sense of humor, but I guess that sort of thing is subjective.