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Old 05-26-2001, 03:10 PM   #1 (permalink)
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I WAS JUST GONNA HAVE SOME SPAGHETTI WITH PARMESAN CHEESE. I HAD EVERYTHING READY AND ON THE PLATE EXCEPT FOR THE PARMESAN CHEESE. AND THEN WHEN I WENT TO GET SOME, I WAS ALL OUT. I WAS LIKE OH ****! WHAT A WASTE. BUT THEN I REMEMBERED I HAD SOME STASHED AWAY SOMEWHERE ELSE. WHEW! WHAT A CLOSE CALL!


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Old 05-26-2001, 04:07 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 05-26-2001, 05:01 PM   #3 (permalink)
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no, no, no... stop using the phrase(s), "i had some stashed...", "i was all out..."

you need to re-phrase that with, "my MOM had some stashed...", my MOM was all out..."

oops, wait... were you quoting the ever wonderful BISON???? nevermind.
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Old 05-26-2001, 09:02 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Ahh those were the days *sigh*
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I completely forgot about Bison.
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Oberleutnant hair would make a great weapon , woooooeee!
People still cut there hair like that, LOL
Just because your heads shaped like a bullet doesn't make you a big shot LOL!
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I WAS JUST GONNA HAVE SOME SPAGHETTI WITH PARMESAN CHEESE. I HAD EVERYTHING READY AND ON THE PLATE EXCEPT FOR THE PARMESAN CHEESE. AND THEN WHEN I WENT TO GET SOME, I WAS ALL OUT. I WAS LIKE OH ****! WHAT A WASTE. BUT THEN I REMEMBERED I HAD SOME STASHED AWAY SOMEWHERE ELSE. WHEW! WHAT A CLOSE CALL!


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That's funny but what does it have to do with BJJ? Who is this Bison character?

And what is this stuff about lighting a fire in a girl's panties? As a lady, I can tell you this kind of bragging is a big turn-off, I'll assume you're just kidding around. It's good to meet you!
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That's funny but what does it have to do with BJJ?
Nothing on this forum has anything to do w/ BJJ.
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Damn, Hookah, that was possibly the most "tell it like it is" thing you've ever said. I completely agree with you. It's a shame...

But hey! There's much cooler forums around!


Kim, I'll warn you about one thing. Most of the guys posting here are younger than you are, and many of them have no respect for women in general. If you're looking for more adult guys who are more respectful this, sadly, may not be the forum for it. There are some good guys here though. They'll be around.

OB is just kidding though, like you said.


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Old 05-30-2001, 07:25 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Karly/Maui Jim: You two lost me

Kim Smith: I'm kidding. I don't come on the internet nor became a member of this board with the intention of picking up women(like everyone else, I take BJJ classes for that), so ensuring that I am attractive is not a concern when making posts... did you become a member to pick up men? Strange approach, but whatever blows yer hair back; happy hunting.

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looks like you have enough hair to blow back SPAGHETTI boy
Up-date your pic dude, unless that's the latest super cut LOL!
And what the hell is SPAGHETTI got to do with BBJ?
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Maui, is my avatar working? Cuz I can't see it
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yEA BOY ! nice Italian pompadour look
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it is? Awesome.


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