The Ultimate in Martial Arts

Oberleutnant · 05-26-2001, 04:10 PM

I WAS JUST GONNA HAVE SOME SPAGHETTI WITH PARMESAN CHEESE. I HAD EVERYTHING READY AND ON THE PLATE EXCEPT FOR THE PARMESAN CHEESE. AND THEN WHEN I WENT TO GET SOME, I WAS ALL OUT. I WAS LIKE OH ****! WHAT A WASTE. BUT THEN I REMEMBERED I HAD SOME STASHED AWAY SOMEWHERE ELSE. WHEW! WHAT A CLOSE CALL!

-A BISON® CLASSIC

MikeJKD · 05-26-2001, 05:07 PM

moron...

Karlinhos · 05-26-2001, 06:01 PM

no, no, no... stop using the phrase(s), "i had some stashed...", "i was all out..."

you need to re-phrase that with, "my MOM had some stashed...", my MOM was all out..."

oops, wait... were you quoting the ever wonderful BISON???? nevermind.

SweepEm · 05-26-2001, 10:02 PM

LSD flashback.........................

Masala · 05-30-2001, 02:53 AM

Ahh those were the days *sigh*

Patterson · 05-30-2001, 03:26 PM

I completely forgot about Bison.

Maui Jim · 05-30-2001, 03:35 PM

Oberleutnant hair would make a great weapon , woooooeee!
People still cut there hair like that, LOL
Just because your heads shaped like a bullet doesn't make you a big shot LOL!

Kim Smith · 05-30-2001, 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Oberleutnant
I WAS JUST GONNA HAVE SOME SPAGHETTI WITH PARMESAN CHEESE. I HAD EVERYTHING READY AND ON THE PLATE EXCEPT FOR THE PARMESAN CHEESE. AND THEN WHEN I WENT TO GET SOME, I WAS ALL OUT. I WAS LIKE OH ****! WHAT A WASTE. BUT THEN I REMEMBERED I HAD SOME STASHED AWAY SOMEWHERE ELSE. WHEW! WHAT A CLOSE CALL!

-A BISON® CLASSIC

That's funny but what does it have to do with BJJ? Who is this Bison character?

And what is this stuff about lighting a fire in a girl's panties? As a lady, I can tell you this kind of bragging is a big turn-off, I'll assume you're just kidding around. It's good to meet you!

Hookah Smokin Caterpillar · 05-30-2001, 07:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kim Smith

That's funny but what does it have to do with BJJ?

Nothing on this forum has anything to do w/ BJJ.

Ryu (non-working password · 05-30-2001, 07:30 PM

Damn, Hookah, that was possibly the most "tell it like it is" thing you've ever said. I completely agree with you. It's a shame...

But hey! There's much cooler forums around!

Kim, I'll warn you about one thing. Most of the guys posting here are younger than you are, and many of them have no respect for women in general. If you're looking for more adult guys who are more respectful this, sadly, may not be the forum for it. There are some good guys here though. They'll be around.

OB is just kidding though, like you said.

Later,
Ryu

Oberleutnant · 05-30-2001, 08:25 PM

Karly/Maui Jim: You two lost me

Kim Smith: I'm kidding. I don't come on the internet nor became a member of this board with the intention of picking up women(like everyone else, I take BJJ classes for that), so ensuring that I am attractive is not a concern when making posts... did you become a member to pick up men? Strange approach, but whatever blows yer hair back; happy hunting.

_________________________________

"I don't need a cell phone to drive like that, give me a beer bong!"

Maui Jim · 05-30-2001, 09:11 PM

looks like you have enough hair to blow back SPAGHETTI boy
Up-date your pic dude, unless that's the latest super cut LOL!
And what the hell is SPAGHETTI got to do with BBJ?

Oberleutnant · 05-30-2001, 09:24 PM

Maui, is my avatar working? Cuz I can't see it

Maui Jim · 05-30-2001, 10:05 PM

yEA BOY ! nice Italian pompadour look

Oberleutnant · 05-30-2001, 11:16 PM

it is? Awesome.

______________________________________

"why oh why must god curse me with these good looks?"

05-26-2001, 04:10 PM	#1 (permalink)
Oberleutnant Novice Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Setting a small fire in your girl's panties Posts: 278 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Close Call!!! I WAS JUST GONNA HAVE SOME SPAGHETTI WITH PARMESAN CHEESE. I HAD EVERYTHING READY AND ON THE PLATE EXCEPT FOR THE PARMESAN CHEESE. AND THEN WHEN I WENT TO GET SOME, I WAS ALL OUT. I WAS LIKE OH ****! WHAT A WASTE. BUT THEN I REMEMBERED I HAD SOME STASHED AWAY SOMEWHERE ELSE. WHEW! WHAT A CLOSE CALL! -A BISON® CLASSIC __________________ "Success comes two chicks at a time"

05-26-2001, 05:07 PM	#2 (permalink)
MikeJKD Novice Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Colorado Springs, Colorado Posts: 144 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	moron... __________________ "Nature is ruled by the redness of fang and claw." -Ernest Hemingway "The God of War hates those who hesitate." -Euripides

05-26-2001, 06:01 PM	#3 (permalink)
Karlinhos Advanced Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 650 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	blah... no, no, no... stop using the phrase(s), "i had some stashed...", "i was all out..." you need to re-phrase that with, "my MOM had some stashed...", my MOM was all out..." oops, wait... were you quoting the ever wonderful BISON???? nevermind. __________________ www.grappletv.com - Accept the ORIGINATORS, not the DUPLICATORS...!!!

05-30-2001, 02:53 AM	#5 (permalink)
Masala Registered User Join Date: Sep 2000 Posts: 186 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Ahh those were the days sigh __________________

05-30-2001, 08:25 PM	#11 (permalink)
Oberleutnant Novice Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Setting a small fire in your girl's panties Posts: 278 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Karly/Maui Jim: You two lost me Kim Smith: I'm kidding. I don't come on the internet nor became a member of this board with the intention of picking up women(like everyone else, I take BJJ classes for that), so ensuring that I am attractive is not a concern when making posts... did you become a member to pick up men? Strange approach, but whatever blows yer hair back; happy hunting. _________________________________ "I don't need a cell phone to drive like that, give me a beer bong!" Last edited by Oberleutnant; 05-30-2001 at 08:38 PM.

05-26-2001, 10:02 PM	#4 (permalink)
SweepEm Master Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 2,845 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	LSD flashback.........................

05-30-2001, 03:26 PM	#6 (permalink)
Patterson Registered User Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: northern california Posts: 317 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	I completely forgot about Bison.

05-30-2001, 03:35 PM	#7 (permalink)
Maui Jim Registered User Join Date: Sep 2000 Posts: 237 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Oberleutnant hair would make a great weapon , woooooeee! People still cut there hair like that, LOL Just because your heads shaped like a bullet doesn't make you a big shot LOL!

05-30-2001, 07:30 PM	#10 (permalink)
Ryu (non-working password Advanced Join Date: Sep 2000 Posts: 1,269 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Damn, Hookah, that was possibly the most "tell it like it is" thing you've ever said. I completely agree with you. It's a shame... But hey! There's much cooler forums around! Kim, I'll warn you about one thing. Most of the guys posting here are younger than you are, and many of them have no respect for women in general. If you're looking for more adult guys who are more respectful this, sadly, may not be the forum for it. There are some good guys here though. They'll be around. OB is just kidding though, like you said. Later, Ryu

05-30-2001, 09:11 PM	#12 (permalink)
Maui Jim Registered User Join Date: Sep 2000 Posts: 237 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	looks like you have enough hair to blow back SPAGHETTI boy Up-date your pic dude, unless that's the latest super cut LOL! And what the hell is SPAGHETTI got to do with BBJ?

05-30-2001, 09:24 PM	#13 (permalink)
Oberleutnant Novice Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Setting a small fire in your girl's panties Posts: 278 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Maui, is my avatar working? Cuz I can't see it

05-30-2001, 10:05 PM	#14 (permalink)
Maui Jim Registered User Join Date: Sep 2000 Posts: 237 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	yEA BOY ! nice Italian pompadour look

05-30-2001, 11:16 PM	#15 (permalink)
Oberleutnant Novice Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Setting a small fire in your girl's panties Posts: 278 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	it is? Awesome. ______________________________________ "why oh why must god curse me with these good looks?"

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