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Old 10-13-2000, 03:50 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Satan is on your side.
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Old 10-13-2000, 04:02 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Hey Patty might get laid! Come here about it. Oh screw it we all know he will mess it up somehow
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Old 10-13-2000, 06:51 AM   #4 (permalink)
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One of these days, the timing will be right, the moon will be in the right spot, the air will be crisp, all is quiet and Patt will get laid.
We might have to pay her, but he will do it.
We just hope he lasts long enough. Heh heh.
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I would hope I get laid before I move to l.a. in like 3 years.
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I hope you've improved on your social skills,
no sane girl will want you between her thighs if you are still being a weird smart mouthed bitch.
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Old 10-19-2000, 06:52 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Hey Patty a girl is actually acknowledging your existence. Go for it PATTY!
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Old 10-20-2000, 03:26 AM   #9 (permalink)
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maybe the young dude is finally learning some socializing techniques.

A while back, I had one friend at the age of 30, going to bars and still using the "what's your sign" opening line. But this dude has absolutely no common sense, but he was an Engergizer bunny, kept going and going, to all these girls and finally one would be dumb and blind and have sex with him. He played the odds, if you keep asking out girls, sooner or later, (usually later, much later) that one was desperate/stupid enough to go out with him.
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I'm very witty and good looking but I am the most gutless rejection fearing bottom feeding cest pool swimming maggot in the world. I'm a genius so naturally I act differently than your average moron and these idiots don't understand my behavior or my incredibly witty insights and think I'm "weird". We'll see who has the last laugh when I get out of high school and am rich and can make up for my high school failures by having sex with fat black prostitutes.
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Old 10-22-2000, 06:24 AM   #11 (permalink)
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I think Jeffrey Dahmer said practically the same thing in his autobiography, talking about his high school days.

Hmm, I wonder if this hot sauce will make this taste good?
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I would preferr to be compared to Bundy than Dahmer.
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Old 10-23-2000, 02:18 AM   #13 (permalink)
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One of the reasons that Ted Bundy was so successful in luring women to their deaths was his charm and good looks.

Now Jeffrey Dahmer is, uuuuh, was an ugly geeky dude.

The prosecution rests your honor.
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Holler at me. OK?
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I am charming and good looking you fool!
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