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Old 06-13-2001, 03:22 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Old 06-13-2001, 05:10 PM   #17 (permalink)
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man Elvira? Have you seen her face recently??

Can you say Horse Face?

Beside I bet she is sagging to her belly button.
watch it fella! you're talkin' about my lady there...
elvira is all woman!
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Old 06-14-2001, 12:18 AM   #18 (permalink)
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Although the circumstances were horrible and this will be an ugly memory for the rest of my life. But, at least I penetrated her vagina.
I wonder how many beers it took before she passed out...............

ugly memory:

doing a babe that's passed out and she pukes on herself.......
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Old 06-14-2001, 06:04 AM   #19 (permalink)
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don't worry patterson my first time was horrible* too, but i got over it.

*she had long fingernail's i had scars all over my back for a long while
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Old 06-14-2001, 08:09 AM   #20 (permalink)
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duchman,

your pet cat does not count.
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Old 06-15-2001, 03:23 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Duchman, I'm really sorry, but that really was funny

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Old 06-24-2001, 03:37 PM   #22 (permalink)
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This topic is great! its so pointless its funny
keep it up!
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Old 06-25-2001, 11:32 AM   #23 (permalink)
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me too patterson, although not much older than 18. after that they start gaining a few pounds and wising up to the bullsheet you can pull on them. hehehe
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