I'm at a stage in my life.

Patterson · 06-12-2001, 08:17 PM

I'm at a stage in my life, where I only want fully developed girls. Yeah like I would take 18 over 14. Never thought it would happen.

Shimora · 06-12-2001, 08:47 PM

It still hasnt happened for some people.

Patterson this makes you a......a.......ADULTOPHILE!!!!!!

Ryu (non-working password · 06-12-2001, 09:12 PM

Tell us when you actually GET a girlfriend.

Patterson · 06-12-2001, 11:24 PM

You don't have to lash out at me because your full of sexual frustration Ryu.

SweepEm · 06-12-2001, 11:26 PM

looks like you finally hit puberty......................

do you have any hair on your balls yet?
no don't answer that, I don't want to know........

HA!

Patterson · 06-12-2001, 11:45 PM

Guys, I am not a virgin anymore.

BIG BIRD · 06-12-2001, 11:54 PM

What was his name? ANd how much did it cost?

Patterson · 06-12-2001, 11:59 PM

His name was Dan. Dan Downard.

SweepEm · 06-13-2001, 03:22 AM

I hope Dan was gentle with you,

this being your first time...........

I'm sure we are all glad that you've finally come out of the closet.

Masala · 06-13-2001, 07:56 AM

I think you all should be ashamed of yourselves. Patterson is reaching out to us; like a tiny light from a distant galaxy and all you people can do is ask who pricked a hole in the night.

Patterson, my heartfelt congratulations. May you find many more warm vaginal orifices to penetrate with your penis in the future.

bobby_steeles · 06-13-2001, 10:44 AM

i've always went for the elvira type over the cameron diaz/ally mcbeal look myself.

YeLLa-TiGeR · 06-13-2001, 11:32 AM

man Elvira? Have you seen her face recently??

Can you say Horse Face?

Beside I bet she is sagging to her belly button.

dan downard · 06-13-2001, 12:14 PM

Patterson,you said you wouldnt kiss and tell.Well,from that position it woulda been hard to kiss me,so I guess it's O.K.

Just how I got thrown in here I have no idea.Ya bastids.

That smell on my fingers really is................. fish!

keithws · 06-13-2001, 01:48 PM

That was bueatiful Mas. "a tiny light from a distant galaxy..."

Damn Pat, you aint a virgin and you're craven 18 yr old chicks!

This is a far cry from watching pornos and chatting with dudes at the same time.

I always wondered why it took you so long to respond in chat. Honestly, I wish you would have never told me the ugly the truth.

Cngratulations on a change for the better.

BTW Dan: I knew there was something suspicious about "shad fishing" :}! Like EJ, I ain't never heard of a shad fish. This development with Patterson and you brought a whole new light to the mystery!!!!!!!

later amigos....

Patterson · 06-13-2001, 01:55 PM

It was with that one too Masala. So it finally happened man. Although the circumstances were horrible and this will be an ugly memory for the rest of my life. But, at least I penetrated her vagina. I had a goal, and I reached it. Now its time to move on. Yeah keithws I suppose this is better. Like 2 nights ago I tried to look at porno and it just pissed me off that I was looking at other people having sex. I'm so passed porn now. And I now understand that fully developed girls are better than shrill little freshman.

06-12-2001, 08:17 PM	#1 (permalink)
Patterson Registered User Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: northern california Posts: 317	I'm at a stage in my life. I'm at a stage in my life, where I only want fully developed girls. Yeah like I would take 18 over 14. Never thought it would happen.

06-12-2001, 08:47 PM	#2 (permalink)
Shimora Registered User Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Papua New Guinea Posts: 671	It still hasnt happened for some people. Patterson this makes you a......a.......ADULTOPHILE!!!!!! __________________ "seriouly i would like to fight shimora for the internet fighter world titel, and beathim and chop of his fingers and hang them on the mirror of scooter " Duchman at The Choke Zone forum.

06-13-2001, 07:56 AM	#10 (permalink)
Masala Registered User Join Date: Sep 2000 Posts: 186	I think you all should be ashamed of yourselves. Patterson is reaching out to us; like a tiny light from a distant galaxy and all you people can do is ask who pricked a hole in the night. Patterson, my heartfelt congratulations. May you find many more warm vaginal orifices to penetrate with your penis in the future. __________________

06-13-2001, 11:32 AM	#12 (permalink)
YeLLa-TiGeR Registered User Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Boston Posts: 1,148	man Elvira? Have you seen her face recently?? Can you say Horse Face? Beside I bet she is sagging to her belly button. __________________ "Nemo me impune lacssit"

06-13-2001, 12:14 PM	#13 (permalink)
dan downard Advanced Join Date: Oct 2000 Posts: 591	Patterson,you said you wouldnt kiss and tell.Well,from that position it woulda been hard to kiss me,so I guess it's O.K. Just how I got thrown in here I have no idea.Ya bastids. That smell on my fingers really is................. fish! __________________

06-12-2001, 09:12 PM	#3 (permalink)
Ryu (non-working password Advanced Join Date: Sep 2000 Posts: 1,269	Tell us when you actually GET a girlfriend.

06-12-2001, 11:24 PM	#4 (permalink)
Patterson Registered User Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: northern california Posts: 317	You don't have to lash out at me because your full of sexual frustration Ryu.

06-12-2001, 11:26 PM	#5 (permalink)
SweepEm Master Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 2,846	looks like you finally hit puberty...................... do you have any hair on your balls yet? no don't answer that, I don't want to know........ HA!

06-12-2001, 11:45 PM	#6 (permalink)
Patterson Registered User Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: northern california Posts: 317	Guys, I am not a virgin anymore.

06-12-2001, 11:54 PM	#7 (permalink)
BIG BIRD Novice Join Date: Sep 2000 Posts: 393	What was his name? ANd how much did it cost?

06-12-2001, 11:59 PM	#8 (permalink)
Patterson Registered User Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: northern california Posts: 317	His name was Dan. Dan Downard.

06-13-2001, 03:22 AM	#9 (permalink)
SweepEm Master Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 2,846	I hope Dan was gentle with you, this being your first time........... I'm sure we are all glad that you've finally come out of the closet.

06-13-2001, 10:44 AM	#11 (permalink)
bobby_steeles Advanced Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: in front of my computer Posts: 650	i've always went for the elvira type over the cameron diaz/ally mcbeal look myself.

06-13-2001, 01:48 PM	#14 (permalink)
keithws Novice Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Union City, CA Posts: 221	That was bueatiful Mas. "a tiny light from a distant galaxy..." Damn Pat, you aint a virgin and you're craven 18 yr old chicks! This is a far cry from watching pornos and chatting with dudes at the same time. I always wondered why it took you so long to respond in chat. Honestly, I wish you would have never told me the ugly the truth. Cngratulations on a change for the better. BTW Dan: I knew there was something suspicious about "shad fishing" :}! Like EJ, I ain't never heard of a shad fish. This development with Patterson and you brought a whole new light to the mystery!!!!!!! later amigos.... __________________ "As long as they stick with fighting BJJ world champions, the japanese will be fine."

06-13-2001, 01:55 PM	#15 (permalink)
Patterson Registered User Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: northern california Posts: 317	It was with that one too Masala. So it finally happened man. Although the circumstances were horrible and this will be an ugly memory for the rest of my life. But, at least I penetrated her vagina. I had a goal, and I reached it. Now its time to move on. Yeah keithws I suppose this is better. Like 2 nights ago I tried to look at porno and it just pissed me off that I was looking at other people having sex. I'm so passed porn now. And I now understand that fully developed girls are better than shrill little freshman.

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