I farted!!!!

Water Dragon · 10-14-2000, 05:22 PM

Is this not one of the most embarassing things you've ever done? To make it worse, I was working a triangle when it happened. Talk about frantic tapping.

quietanswer · 10-14-2000, 06:42 PM

at a particular judo club i had a tendency to let one rip.. the exercises seemed to bring it out of me..

(shrug)

SweepEm · 10-14-2000, 09:14 PM

flatulance is a normal body function, depending on your diet.

I hope no one lit a match. Heh heh

Maxximus · 10-14-2000, 10:44 PM

I was sparring an hour ago in Shooto class against a relatively new guy and I caught him with a pretty hard cross and shot in. i slammed him down pretty hard with a side tackle and as i pressed my weight on him in the side mount I heard him rip a LOUD one. Sounded kind of wet also

Oh well sh!t happens

SweepEm · 10-15-2000, 03:28 AM

Beans Beans are good for your heart,

The more you eat, the more you fart.

Now wet farts aren't a normal bodily function.

Zhoozhitsu · 10-15-2000, 05:37 AM

Water,

So you ripped one when you had your sparring partner in a triangle. What happened next?

Underdog · 10-15-2000, 12:33 PM

When we do knee-on-belly drills our system automatically shift to "fart tudo" mode.

Also, I wonder if farting doing a triangle would be judged negatively on competition.

Maybe "malicious intent"?

If this pratice would be more spread I would have a good explaination about the blonde dyed guys that seems to abound on BJJ;

maybe it's not dye, but gas....

10-15-2000, 02:16 PM

Water Dragon:

Are you the one responsible for the explosion aboard the U.S.S. Cole?

You've got to learn to control your flatulence.

Water Dragon · 10-15-2000, 02:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Zhoozhitsu
Water,

So you ripped one when you had your sparring partner in a triangle. What happened next?

What do you think he did? He tapped. Then I had to sit down for a minute because I was laughing so damn hard. I was red as HELL, I was so embarassed.

10-14-2000, 05:22 PM	#1 (permalink)
Water Dragon Registered User Join Date: Sep 2000 Posts: 136	Is this not one of the most embarassing things you've ever done? To make it worse, I was working a triangle when it happened. Talk about frantic tapping. __________________ Although there are many styles, they all rely on the strong beating the weak and the slow yielding to the fast. These are not related to the power which must be learned. -- The Taiji Classics

10-14-2000, 06:42 PM	#2 (permalink)
quietanswer Novice Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Saint Louis, Missouri, USA Posts: 377	i recall at a particular judo club i had a tendency to let one rip.. the exercises seemed to bring it out of me.. (shrug) __________________ ------------------------------------------------ *St Louis MMA Club for Boxing / Clinch / Grappling Training* *www.stlouistrainingcircle.com*

10-14-2000, 10:44 PM	#4 (permalink)
Maxximus Novice Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 216	teeheehee... I was sparring an hour ago in Shooto class against a relatively new guy and I caught him with a pretty hard cross and shot in. i slammed him down pretty hard with a side tackle and as i pressed my weight on him in the side mount I heard him rip a LOUD one. Sounded kind of wet also Oh well sh!t happens __________________ "Son, we're not saying that there's anything wrong with you...but its just that NORMAL boys your age DON'T spend all day lifting weights and learning how to choke people to death!"

10-15-2000, 05:37 AM	#6 (permalink)
Zhoozhitsu Master Join Date: Sep 2000 Posts: 2,154	Water, So you ripped one when you had your sparring partner in a triangle. What happened next? __________________ - Brian ------- "You may not be interested in war, but war is interested in you," Trotsky

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10-14-2000, 09:14 PM	#3 (permalink)
SweepEm Master Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 2,846	flatulance is a normal body function, depending on your diet. I hope no one lit a match. Heh heh

10-15-2000, 03:28 AM	#5 (permalink)
SweepEm Master Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 2,846	Beans Beans are good for your heart, The more you eat, the more you fart. Now wet farts aren't a normal bodily function.

10-15-2000, 12:33 PM	#7 (permalink)
Underdog Novice Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Italy Posts: 452	When we do knee-on-belly drills our system automatically shift to "fart tudo" mode. Also, I wonder if farting doing a triangle would be judged negatively on competition. Maybe "malicious intent"? If this pratice would be more spread I would have a good explaination about the blonde dyed guys that seems to abound on BJJ; maybe it's not dye, but gas....

10-15-2000, 02:16 PM	#8 (permalink)
Ronin Guest Posts: n/a	Water Dragon: Are you the one responsible for the explosion aboard the U.S.S. Cole? You've got to learn to control your flatulence.

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