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Old 06-14-2001, 11:38 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Exclamation Today's my birthday!

Wish me happy birthday or else face the wrath of my computer flying triangling yours.

BTW, I had the craziest day today which included me having to walk home from my work for an hour and a half, having to punk some gangsters on the way, saw the image of my recently deceased apartment manager, and randomly sleeping with a girl that apparently had a crush on me since 5th grade who I don't even remember and still don't know her name.

If anyone is interested in the story, wish me a happy birthday and send some money for my birthday through paypal. My e-mail address is SNinja469@aol.com.

Also, to make this post MMA related; I can't wait for Din Thomas vs. BJ Penn. Who here doesn't think this match will have pro-wrestling level of greatness? I predict BJ by summersault flying triangle off of the top of the cage
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Old 06-15-2001, 12:11 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Happy B-day......im interested in ur day.....tell us!
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Happy Birthday my friend.

May you have many more.
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Happy birthday my man! I hope you're havin' a good one.

However, I know we often think alike so I feel certain that you're probably takin' care of that!


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Thanks for caring guys. I even have internet buddies... lol

Anyway, yesterday I decided to run home from my work because I didn't have a ride home for another 3 hours anyway. So I felt that since I hadn't trained for the past 2 weeks (moving to a new school) I should do some running. So I'm 75% of the way home on this so far one hour walk/run hell through So Cal's hottest day so far (which isn't saying much) and I sit on a bus stop thats in front of a Bank of America. Before I sit down at the bus stop I do notice a nice girl of hispanic decent and she notices I'm looking so I look away really fast and sit down. She then comes up and asks me if I went to Cerritos elementary and then says my name and then says this really giddy "Oh wow!" like I was a Backstreet Boy or something. I pretend that I remember her and apparently she was a 5th grader while I was a 6th grader at her school. So I tell her my hell of a day which included much more than I stated but I just wanted to get to this part of the story. She feels sorry for me and can't believe I'm going through this on my birthday and she says she wants to give me a ride home. Please note that my house is down this same street...

So she drives a few blocks then turns into this obscure neighborhood and she parks in front of this park and starts talking to me about random shit. Then she aks me if I have a girlfriend. I'm thinking in my head, "Damn, I haven't even gotten so much as a look from a girl since I broke up with my g/f in January and this girl looks like she wants to get with me." So I'm all stoked and tell her I don't and she starts getting on me! I couldn't stop her because she was good looking and I'm only a man. Well, one thing led to another and we ended up going the whole nine yards right there in the passanger seat of her car. And just to make the older people on here happy, yes we did use protection, she had condom. After that extravaganza she dropped me off at my apartments and I asked her for her number because I wanted lots more of this. She then told me that she didn't think that was a good idea because she had a boyfriend.

All I know that for one day I felt like a porn star.

One of my friends thinks this story is so unbelievably crazy but I've heard of much more random sex stories than that from anybody that went away to college. It was really insane though and I hope to do it again...
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DAMN!

What a birthday!!!!!!!
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