Hi. I'm new here. I'll try to post a pic of Bubba.

[Masala]

Damn!

BTW, I think that is a reasonable price, especially considering the fact that he can be used as a scarecrow in the garden during the summer, and lord only knows how many kids I could doom to a lifetime of therapy after just one Halloween with that thing.

Well Done!


PS. Can I call you BM for short?

[bubbamaker]

Yes, you can call me BM. He IS great at halloween. I always
decorate with 2 or 3 old Bubbas. I usually hang one by the neck from a tree, and that actually stops traffic. It is way too much fun.

[Masala]

See, thats what I am talking about! Great stuff!

People, buy a Bubba from BM. Just ask yourselves; how much longer can you live without a Bubba of your own?

BM, personally my wallet is a little light these days to buy a Bubba, though I am going to start saving right away. Two questions;

1) Do you have a lay-away plan?

2) Are there any charitable organizations, such as 'Save The Bubba' to whom I can make a small donation untill I can afford to give my own Bubba a decent home?

P.S. I think all sales should include a bumper sticker that says; "I'd rather be choking out Bubba"

[John Bennett]

Masala, I'd say you were being too much of a dikhead if you weren't making me laugh so much.

I'm glad to see that Bubbamaker has a good attitude about your ribbing his product. Sounds like a pretty cool guy.

SAVE THE BUBBA!

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- "I'd rather be choking out Bubba."

[bubbamaker]

LOL at "Save The Bubba". People would stop their cars
at Halloween and ask (about the hanging Bubba), "Is he real?"
And I would reply, "Don't worry, he's already dead."

I love the bumpersticker idea. Sorry, but we don't have a layaway plan. Thanks for your support guys.

[Masala]

BM does seem like a good guy, and I am more than impressed with the timeliness of his responses to me, which equates to GREAT customer service.


BTW, who's ribbing?

A few more uses for Bubba:

Got baggage? Need to work out some issues with Mom and Dad? Just stick bubba in the chair, he is a great listener.

GIrl friend/wife scared of driving alone in the city? Throw a pair of sunglasses on Bubba and put him in the passenger seat....voila! No more lone woman driving.

Got a daughter just hitting dating age? Sit bubba in the window with a cowboy hat and a shotgun, and watch that hormone junky teenage boy get half way up the walk and turn his ass right around.

Seriously, Bubba is the best grappling dummy I have ever seen, because he all that and more.

How bout this for a slogan;

"Bubba; he ain't no dummy"

[bubbamaker]

That's great! You guys are fun. Well, I'm off to the Bubba factory. I'll be back around noon.

[dan downard]

It would be a cheap price to pay in order to use the carpool lane.
It just says passengers,it doesnt say they have to be alive.

[Mickey Finn]

Originally posted by bubbamaker
I usually hang one by the neck from a tree, and that actually stops traffic. It is way too much fun.

So what we have here is a dude named Bubba living in Missouri with a black dummy hanging from a tree in the front yard with a noose around its neck.






There’s a joke in there somewhere, but I probably shouldn’t touch it.

[bubbamaker]

The one I hang from a tree isn't black. That would not be
cool. Besides, Bubba has gray skin underneath. I don't
know of anyone that is prejudiced against gray people
(although, if you see a real person that is gray, they just
might be ill and you should be careful).

[dan downard]

You may get some flack from the gray panthers.Us old people dont like to be hung in effigy.
Although I understand your discontent with old folks.After all,they are the biggest contibuters to crime in the U.S.A.












(cause they are so easy to beatup and rob)

[bubbamaker]

Well, I've got a bit of snow on my roof, too. It's hell getting
old.

[Masala]

Hey BM,

Here is another idea for future Bubba improvement;
Give the customer the option to 'tighten' the individual joints, thus providing a customizable level of resistance. That way, for example, you could simulate the situation where you fall back for an arm lock from the mount, and your opponent clasps his hands to counter; you have to work a bit to straighten out the arm.

[bubbamaker]

Bubba's arms and legs do have some resistance to bending
and straightening. I don't know how I could make that adjustable because of the way they are built, but it is something I'll think about. Thanks for the ideas.

[Masala]

Yeah, I know nothing about building things and such, so I picture everything using pullys and gears. I just kind of assumed you thing builder type guys can just add a screw here or there and make it adjustable.

While your at it, you could power Bubba with a Fision reactor and then add a pully or two to give him emotions.