The Ultimate in Martial Arts

dan downard · 07-25-2001, 10:58 AM

At age 4 ...... success is ..... not peeing in your pant At age 12 ..... success is ..... having friends. At age 16 ..... success is ..... having a driver's license.
At age 20 ..... success is ..... having sex.
At age 35 ..... success is ..... having money.
At age 50 ..... success is ..... having money.
At age 60 ..... success is ..... having sex.
At age 70 ..... success is ..... having a driver's license. At age 75 ..... success is ..... having friends.
At age 80 ..... success is ..... not peeing in your pants.

SweepEm · 07-25-2001, 11:26 AM

Is there a moral to your list?

dan downard · 07-25-2001, 12:22 PM

just that life is a circle.Or is that a circus?

bobby_steeles · 07-25-2001, 02:26 PM

i think you may have struck a nerve with that last one...

Lacrymosa · 07-27-2001, 06:49 PM

Thank God, I'm successful.

hounddog · 07-27-2001, 07:25 PM

Not peeing your pants only equals success when you're 4 or 80.

07-25-2001, 10:58 AM	#1 (permalink)
dan downard Advanced Join Date: Oct 2000 Posts: 591 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	more funnies At age 4 ...... success is ..... not peeing in your pant At age 12 ..... success is ..... having friends. At age 16 ..... success is ..... having a driver's license. At age 20 ..... success is ..... having sex. At age 35 ..... success is ..... having money. At age 50 ..... success is ..... having money. At age 60 ..... success is ..... having sex. At age 70 ..... success is ..... having a driver's license. At age 75 ..... success is ..... having friends. At age 80 ..... success is ..... not peeing in your pants. __________________ Last edited by dan downard; 07-25-2001 at 11:01 AM.

07-25-2001, 12:22 PM	#3 (permalink)
dan downard Advanced Join Date: Oct 2000 Posts: 591 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	just that life is a circle.Or is that a circus? __________________

07-27-2001, 06:49 PM	#5 (permalink)
Lacrymosa Registered User Join Date: Sep 2000 Posts: 1,555 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Thank God, I'm successful. __________________ Lacrymosa dies illa qua resurget ex favilla.

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07-25-2001, 11:26 AM	#2 (permalink)
SweepEm Master Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 2,845 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Is there a moral to your list?

07-25-2001, 02:26 PM	#4 (permalink)
bobby_steeles Advanced Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: in front of my computer Posts: 649 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	i think you may have struck a nerve with that last one...

07-27-2001, 07:25 PM	#6 (permalink)
hounddog Novice Join Date: Sep 2000 Posts: 372 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Not peeing your pants only equals success when you're 4 or 80.

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