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Old 07-31-2001, 09:15 PM   #1 (permalink)
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[COLOR=red][SIZE=4][FONT=times new roman]Hey, the settings didn't work...maybe this time.
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Old 07-31-2001, 09:30 PM   #5 (permalink)
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This reminds me of an incident in my youth.....

.......wait!.......just.....lemee........get this zipper open.......argh! What am I doing wrong?!
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end result, you peed in your pants..............
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No that was an even YOUNGER incident I narrowly missed........1st Grade.......

......THIS fumbling of HER zipper happened in the back seat of my car at age 15
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Old 08-01-2001, 04:09 PM   #12 (permalink)
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HER zipper? Did she have to pee and couldn't get it down herself?
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grandma never forgave him...
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Well.....not exactly....

Boy....you guys are THICK!
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Why thank you!

But just so you know, I got length as well as girth.
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