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Thread: I finally found a use for my old karate dan ranking certificates…

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    Novice Mickey Finn is on a distinguished road
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    I finally found a use for my old karate dan ranking certificates…

    I used to have them hanging in the hall, framed and under glass in the early 80’s. I lost all but one in a move years later. (probably out in that black hole of a garage somewhere)

    I have one left. First Dan granted by Nakayama before his death. It occupies a place of honor under my couch.

    I use it to clean weed on.

    Somewhere Nakayama and Funakoshi spin in their graves…

    Ippon.


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    lmao

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    ooo, that was mean!
    "Nemo me impune lacssit"

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    yo mick, i think is very disrespecfull kyokushin and youre teachers
    Aaron "Duchman" Karels

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    Yo dutchie, I’m a G don’t ya know. I be livin the thug life in suburbia, on the cul-de-sac drinkin 40’s and torching blunts with my homies. We be some bad ass accountants and sheet who ain’t got no respect for no one who ain’t down for the cul-de-sac. Word. That’s what I’m talking bout fool. I gots no love for dead Japanese who be sweatin my ass and chargin me money to get my ass kicked. I ain’t down with that sheet no more.

    Gotsta go now and bust a cap in the ass of that fool neighbor who parked his Winnebago in front of my ski boat.

    Out.

    work...work...work...work...

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    Oh my, that's harsh.......

    Mr. Nakayama, may I help you with taking the KNIFE out of your back....LMAO!
    Lacrymosa dies illa qua resurget ex favilla.

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    all of a sudden douchie's english has taken a turn for the worse!

    yo mick, you sho' am one funny sum-bitch! when downin' the 40's, don't y'all forget to pour some out for da homies that were downed in combat.
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    Yo mick,
    what's popping man?

    i thank ya straight up bro for showing me the fuc*ing true G way. I'm going set my karate pants on some sh*t hot fire.
    My and soccer playing homeboy's, are thrue g's where going to bust up a rap tune while seeing those b*tch a*s pant's burn the biatch they are.

    stay thight bro.


    Aaron, most dangerous g on amsterdam
    Aaron "Duchman" Karels

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    The Wooden-Shoe Mafia......
    Lacrymosa dies illa qua resurget ex favilla.

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    Yo karinhos and lacryingmose,

    Don't make ****ing mad i'm the true thug from a-dam. when i'm on some crazy as* dutch doobie sh*t, there is no fu*king limet to my crazyness. Il will f*cking email my self right into youre mother ****in* pc and pop the **** out out of yo printers.

    betta lay low
    Aaron "Duchman" Karels

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    Hehe, I found my karate brown belt certificate covered in irish creme liquer in the cab of my pick-up.
    "I don't fight in the street, there's no mats out there." - JaredExtreme

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    Well OG Doobie Duchie....

    I guess I just be punked-out.....

    I be back wiff my homies, G.....and we'll beat yo' dike-fingering azz, sucka!
    Lacrymosa dies illa qua resurget ex favilla.

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    Originally posted by Lacrymosa
    we'll beat yo' dike-fingering azz, sucka!
    LMFAO!!!


    I love lesbian jokes...

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    check yo email, future biatch of mine. i have a susprise in it f*g .
    Aaron "Duchman" Karels

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    Watch out it looks like douche boy has joined the balonie cavalry. Mick u doobie smoking mo fo! I have a new found respect for you. I personally use old maxims for cleaning my weed on but different strokes. I would like to make a suggestion for you a new signature. A quote by the great Light Heavyweight Champion Billy COnn right after he was KO'd by Joe Louis in there first fight when he was way ahead and decided to go for the KO when they asked him why he did it, he said "Whats the use of being Irish if you cant be stupid" .

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