Get your blackbelt here....

[Tim Mousel]

I just received the following email from Sifu Edwards. I highly encourage all forum members to call Sifu Edwards and then to report back to us what you have learned!!!



Become a certified Kung Fu Blackbelt in five easy moves for just $499.00 !!


Do you want the prestige of becoming a Certified Kung Fu Blackbelt?? Call (352) 307-3821.

Can you handle the respect that comes with the rank of Blackbelt??

IF YOU ANSWERED, "YES" TO BOTH OF THESE QUESTIONS, YOU ARE ONLY ONE PHONE CALL AWAY FROM ACHIEVING THE RANK OF KUNG FU BLACKBELT. CALL (352) 307-3821 !!

Hi, my name is Sifu Edwards, and I am a 3rd degree Blackbelt Sifu Instructor. I have been a martial arts instructor my entire adult life. I am a decorated combat Vietnam Veteran and I received a purple heart for wounds received in combat. I currently own and operate a professional bodyguard agency for wealthy clients outside Orlando, Florida.

After years of study, I have developed a unique, easy to learn home study program. All you need to perform are the following stances:

1. Crane
2. Leopard
3. Praying Mantis
4. Dragon
5. Serpent

After performing the five animal stances and your fees processed, you will be awarded:

1. A FIRST DEGREE BLACKBELT in Kung Fu.
2. An official BLACKBELT CERTIFICATE with authentic seal with my original signature and the original signatures of two other Blackbelts.
3. A notarized certificate of authenticity.
4. A copy of my 3rd Degree BLACKBELT SIFU INSTRUCTOR CERTIFICATE, signed by a World Champion Grand Master, authorizing me, to certify you.

Simply purchase my course, learn five moves, and verify you can perform these stances by emailing me (ON YOUR HONOR) that you have completed the course and I WILL CERTIFY YOU AS FIRST DEGREE BLACKBELT...

For more information call (352) 307-3821. We will answer any questions you have personally; we also offer Kung Fu uniforms, Blackbelt sashes, dragon patches and other martial arts supplies. Our web page will be up soon. Hopefully when you call, we will have the site available for you to view.

You are only one call away from being a Kung Fu Blackbelt...

[SweepEm]

Damn him, he lowered the price!

I paid $899 and he said it was discounted from $1,000!

I want my money back!

I am on the double black belt program and now see what he is tyring to do!

I've already opened up my own dojo and have these cool uniforms with these cool logos.

[Shimora]

Interesting. Didnt Joe Moreira start this form of marketing?

[KyleS]

There ya go Shimora, ruining an amusing thread by being a d*ck.

- Kyle

[Lithp]

Check out the UG, in the Canada forum. I hear there's a discussion along the same topic (I haven't actually read it). This guy claims to be a BJJ black belt, but people who know him don't think he's truly a black belt (like not even close). It may be starting in BJJ too! Let's not turn this into a "those damn Canadian" threads.

[Karlinhos]

i'm gonna go down to sweep's dojo and give him a chinese calligraphy sign saying "yellow men of asia"... I hope he doesn’t kick my butt and make me eat it…

[KyleS]

Originally posted by Lithp
Check out the UG, in the Canada forum. I hear there's a discussion along the same topic (I haven't actually read it). This guy claims to be a BJJ black belt, but people who know him don't think he's truly a black belt (like not even close). It may be starting in BJJ too! Let's not turn this into a "those damn Canadian" threads.

Before that goes too far, there is no "claim". Someone was legitimately promoted to black-belt in BJJ by a 4th degree BJJ black-belt. However, there are some folks who are a bit bitter about the promotion. If you want more details, go to MMA, but let's leave it at that here.

- Kyle

[gremlin]

i wasn't aware that kung fu has "belts"!? i was under the assumption they used sashes to distinguish rank?

[duchman]

kyle,
dont pay attention to shimora he does every thing to bash bjj players, and under his other screen name (tape lord) he kisses there ass.