10 rules for patriots

[flyinclockchoke]

a buddy sent this to me in the mail... thought it was pretty funny


TEN PROPOSED NEW LAWS FOR THIS CRISIS:

1. To buy an American flag, you must present proof
you have voted at least once in the last three elections
(yes, local and state elections count).

2. To display an American flag in any form, you must
present proof of voter registration.

3. To wave an American flag in public, you must be
able to name at least one of the following:
A. Your Senator
B. Your Representative
C. Your President ("George Bush" does not count;
ambiguous)

4. To sell any product with an American flag on it,
you must answer the following question:
The Bill of Rights is part of: the Constitution; the
Magna Carta; the Declaration of Independence.

5. Those heard singing patriotic songs in public may
be asked to show their voter registration cards.

6. To be permitted to scream "Nuke Afghanistan," you
must be able to correctly locate Afghanistan on a map
or globe.

7. To be permitted to scream "Arabs go home," you
must list and correctly locate ten Arab homelands.

8. Those who wish to express opinions about Arabs and
Arab-Americans must pass the following test:
A. Those who follow the religion of Islam are called:
Moslems Muslins Fanatics
B. The holy book of Islam is called:
The Koran The Koram The Bible
C. In Arabic, God is called:
Ali Allah Jehovah

9. Priority for purchase of American flags will be
given to those whose ancestors lived on American soil
the longest. When all American Indians who wish to
display the red, white and blue are satisfied, other
applicants will be accepted.

10. A call for war on any radio talk-show will be
construed as a public declaration of willingness to
enlist in the US Army; callers will have 24 hours to
complete the paperwork.

[Szczepankiewicz]

pa·tri·ot n.
One who loves, supports, and defends one's country.

Instead of voter Registration cards, we can just issue everyone identification numbers and arm bands.

Those who wish to express their opinions, about Arabs or anyone else need to know (or don't need to know) that their free speech is guaranteed by the First Amendment to the Constitution (Item one on the Bill of Rights).

Whether they know it or not is irrelevent, they are protected just the same.

Thank God (even if He doesn't exist) that I don't have to pass any tests to be here.

[MikeJKD]

In my opinion, anyone who considers themself a patriot in this country should go out and actively do something to help, whether it's joining the military, donating blood (not just on the mat, guys...), or volunteering to help with the relief effort itself. If you can't do that, then show solid support for those who are going to help and to fight, and take good care of your families. And if you aren't a patriot of this country, thuink long and hard about why you are IN this country. It is and has always been a great place, and it's worth protecting. All of us on this forum should know that, and should feel the same way. It's what fighters and warriors live for in the first place.

Bahala Na,
Mike

[MikeJKD]

You might also want to "thiunk" about how to spell "think" and marvel at this country and the development of spell check.

Mike