Grappling was invented for Cowards - Page 7

Joe Manco · 10-21-2000, 09:34 PM

Hey Beatle:
Stop trying to read your OWN autobiography into my life. If you knew me you would be well aware that I never lost a fight I won, not once, that I never tried to be "popular" anywhere ... only real.

Like Ty Cobb, I love it when people hate me.

So go crawl back under a rock with your "prize" ... because you are obviously a dung beatle.

Yours truly,

Joe

Beatle · 10-21-2000, 10:18 PM

Hey Spanko, thanks for clearing that up. My response was aimed at Pit, yet you responded. Looks like I struck a nerve, a VERY sensitive nerve. Ha ha ha ha

Patterson · 10-22-2000, 01:05 AM

I love hitting in SM play so I guess I'm a fighter in that respect but I enjoy grappling because its an erotic form of self defense. Although I understand that punching and getting punched can also be a very pleasing experience.

cello · 10-22-2000, 01:15 AM

I cant believe Im responding to this guy, but here it goes.

Joe, what defines a man for me is taking care of business, loving his wife and his kids. Not play patty cake, scratch or pull hair.

In a REAL fight (not web chat) trust me, there are some of us here that could play your patty cake game and still hurt you. You would then have no choice but to TRY and take that person down. If you succeed or that person allows it, you'll get submitted.

And my friend, as far as rolling around with dudes go, thats called confidence in my(our) sexuality. You on the other hand, are reluctant because of fear of others seeing your hard-on...

Just come out of closet bro, it would easier on us and your family.

c

Ryu (non-working password · 10-22-2000, 01:32 AM

Patterson, you're scaring me.

Ryu

10-22-2000, 02:20 AM

Apparently I'm not the only one susceptible to trolling.

He he he he he !!!

rockinronnie · 10-22-2000, 02:30 AM

lol@cello.com !

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10-22-2000, 02:34 AM

Grappling fully-clothed is "gay" but stripping down to your skivvies and bitch-slapping each other with big gloves on is "manly" ?

Sounds more like foreplay to me.

Excellent logic, Joe.

whodashoe · 10-22-2000, 07:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Joe Manco
Whodajew:
If you were me (and actually "had" male hormones) you wouldn't have posted anything as feminine and lame as you did.

Would you tell me this before or after i choked you out?

Maui Jim · 10-22-2000, 09:15 AM

Next time you see a Lion take down a Gazelle ask yourself if the Lion is a coward or just hungry

Joe Manco · 10-22-2000, 12:47 PM

Maui Jim:
Lion and a gazelle? GAWD. Did you just get your first GJJ tape or what? And FYI, yes, lions are cowards. Where do you think the term "cowardly lion" comes from?

Any ideas what happens when a lion (grappler) stops attacking the weak and tries to take on a grizzly bear (striker)? Anyone? Anyone?

LOL, wouldn't that be a funny "revision" to the GJJ tape?

They start out with that exciting jungle music and flash to the lion. But instead of having it take down and kill a puny gazelle, the lion instead leaps toward a full grown grizzly - and get's bitch-slapped to Kingdom Come. Then, instead of flashing from that to Rickson wipng out some skinny, teenage TKD whitebelt, they flash to Royce getting peppered and hobbled by Sak ... only to quit in the next round ...

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!! Yep, that would be a pretty short tape now, wouldn't it?

Whodashoe:
You ... snicker ... choke "me" out? ... LOLOLOL

Cello:
Hey I didn't know you and I had grappled together before

As you are well aware, with all the questions you kept excitedly asking me afterward, I am not afraid of anyone seeing my hard on. The size was unforgettable, wasn't it?

Carry on now.

Yours truly,

Joe

[Edited by Joe Manco on 10-22-2000 at 09:21 AM]

ocelot · 10-22-2000, 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Joe Manco
Maui Jim:
Lion and a gazelle? GAWD. Did you just get your first GJJ tape or what? And FYI, yes, lions are cowards. Where do you think the term "cowardly lion" comes from?

Any ideas what happens when a lion (grappler) stops attacking the weak and tries to take on a grizzly bear (striker)? Anyone? Anyone?

LOL, wouldn't that be a funny "revision" to the GJJ tape? They start out with that exciting jungle music and flash to the lion. But instead of having it take down and kill a puny gazelle, the lion instead leaps toward a full grown grizzly - and get's bitch-slapped to Kingdom Come. Then, instead of flashing from that to Rickson wipng out some skinny, teenage TKD whitebelt, they flash to Royce getting peppered and hobbled by Sak ... only to quit in the next round ...

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!! Yep, that would be a pretty short tape now, wouldn't it?

Whodashoe:
You ... snicker ... choke "me" out? ... LOLOLOL

Cello:
Hey I didn't know you and I had grappled together before As you are well aware, with all the questions you kept excitedly asking me afterward, I am not afraid of anyone seeing my hard on. The size was unforgettable, wasn't it?

Carry on now.

Yours truly,

Joe

[Edited by Joe Manco on 10-22-2000 at 09:21 AM]

Man, you are lame. "Anyone? Anyone?" Your own personality comes through. You must be a fey little sissy in real life.
"Carry on now?" What are you a smaller and gayer David Niven's in real life?

Love and Kisses,
Joe Manco's mother.

Ryu (non-working password · 10-22-2000, 04:19 PM

Grizzly Adams did have a beard...

Uh...Joe..Grizzly bears grapple their prey. If you watch them, they will strike and look for an opportunity to "wrestle" whatever they're taking on to the ground.

Just some discovery channel knowledge

Ryu

Slider · 10-22-2000, 05:00 PM

LOL this is great....

Joe Manco · 10-22-2000, 05:13 PM

Ocelot:
No, you are lame. Anyone who "quotes" an entire post is the very DEFINITION of lame. Why quote my whole post, clown? It's already up there.

As for your other "suggestions," they're equally lame, and prove you have no wit or sense of humor whatsoever. Kill yourself immediately.

Yours truly,

Joe

10-21-2000, 10:18 PM	#92 (permalink)
Beatle Novice Join Date: Sep 2000 Posts: 106	Spanko Wanko Hey Spanko, thanks for clearing that up. My response was aimed at Pit, yet you responded. Looks like I struck a nerve, a VERY sensitive nerve. Ha ha ha ha

10-22-2000, 02:30 AM	#97 (permalink)
rockinronnie Registered User Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada. Posts: 237	Too Much...... lol@cello.com ! ___________________________ A straight arm's still a broken arm - Master JPF

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10-21-2000, 09:34 PM	#91 (permalink)
Joe Manco Novice Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: High Plains Drifter Posts: 284	Hey Beatle: Stop trying to read your OWN autobiography into my life. If you knew me you would be well aware that I never lost a fight I won, not once, that I never tried to be "popular" anywhere ... only real. Like Ty Cobb, I love it when people hate me. So go crawl back under a rock with your "prize" ... because you are obviously a dung beatle. Yours truly, Joe

10-22-2000, 01:05 AM	#93 (permalink)
Patterson Registered User Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: northern california Posts: 317	I love hitting in SM play so I guess I'm a fighter in that respect but I enjoy grappling because its an erotic form of self defense. Although I understand that punching and getting punched can also be a very pleasing experience.

10-22-2000, 01:15 AM	#94 (permalink)
cello Novice Join Date: Sep 2000 Posts: 47	I cant believe Im responding to this guy, but here it goes. Joe, what defines a man for me is taking care of business, loving his wife and his kids. Not play patty cake, scratch or pull hair. In a REAL fight (not web chat) trust me, there are some of us here that could play your patty cake game and still hurt you. You would then have no choice but to TRY and take that person down. If you succeed or that person allows it, you'll get submitted. And my friend, as far as rolling around with dudes go, thats called confidence in my(our) sexuality. You on the other hand, are reluctant because of fear of others seeing your hard-on... Just come out of closet bro, it would easier on us and your family. c

10-22-2000, 01:32 AM	#95 (permalink)
Ryu (non-working password Advanced Join Date: Sep 2000 Posts: 1,269	Patterson, you're scaring me. Ryu

10-22-2000, 02:20 AM	#96 (permalink)
Ronin Guest Posts: n/a	Apparently I'm not the only one susceptible to trolling. He he he he he !!!

10-22-2000, 02:34 AM	#98 (permalink)
Ronin Guest Posts: n/a	Grappling fully-clothed is "gay" but stripping down to your skivvies and bitch-slapping each other with big gloves on is "manly" ? Sounds more like foreplay to me. Excellent logic, Joe.

10-22-2000, 09:15 AM	#100 (permalink)
Maui Jim Registered User Join Date: Sep 2000 Posts: 237	Next time you see a Lion take down a Gazelle ask yourself if the Lion is a coward or just hungry

10-22-2000, 12:47 PM	#101 (permalink)
Joe Manco Novice Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: High Plains Drifter Posts: 284	Maui Jim: Lion and a gazelle? GAWD. Did you just get your first GJJ tape or what? And FYI, yes, lions are cowards. Where do you think the term "cowardly lion" comes from? Any ideas what happens when a lion (grappler) stops attacking the weak and tries to take on a grizzly bear (striker)? Anyone? Anyone? LOL, wouldn't that be a funny "revision" to the GJJ tape? They start out with that exciting jungle music and flash to the lion. But instead of having it take down and kill a puny gazelle, the lion instead leaps toward a full grown grizzly - and get's bitch-slapped to Kingdom Come. Then, instead of flashing from that to Rickson wipng out some skinny, teenage TKD whitebelt, they flash to Royce getting peppered and hobbled by Sak ... only to quit in the next round ... LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!! Yep, that would be a pretty short tape now, wouldn't it? Whodashoe: You ... snicker ... choke "me" out? ... LOLOLOL Cello: Hey I didn't know you and I had grappled together before As you are well aware, with all the questions you kept excitedly asking me afterward, I am not afraid of anyone seeing my hard on. The size was unforgettable, wasn't it? Carry on now. Yours truly, Joe [Edited by Joe Manco on 10-22-2000 at 09:21 AM]

10-22-2000, 04:19 PM	#103 (permalink)
Ryu (non-working password Advanced Join Date: Sep 2000 Posts: 1,269	Grizzly Adams did have a beard... Uh...Joe..Grizzly bears grapple their prey. If you watch them, they will strike and look for an opportunity to "wrestle" whatever they're taking on to the ground. Just some discovery channel knowledge Ryu

10-22-2000, 05:00 PM	#104 (permalink)
Slider Registered User Join Date: Oct 2000 Posts: 49	LOL this is great....

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10-22-2000, 05:13 PM	#105 (permalink)
Joe Manco Novice Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: High Plains Drifter Posts: 284	Ocelot: No, you are lame. Anyone who "quotes" an entire post is the very DEFINITION of lame. Why quote my whole post, clown? It's already up there. As for your other "suggestions," they're equally lame, and prove you have no wit or sense of humor whatsoever. Kill yourself immediately. Yours truly, Joe