Sakuraba vs Shannon thread that I posted on the UG

Balisong · 10-21-2000, 11:22 PM

Hi guys, I called Jojo's psychic alliance and asked for a prediction of Sak and Ritch.

She said, Right now Shannon Ritch is in the meat factory grappling huge slabs of meat and thai boxing sides of pork roast.

Sakuraba is not training. He is in the office with Takada commenting on how he likes the sheer poetry of the words, "Shannon The Cannon".

When they fight each other Sakuraba will play around with Shannon. Out of nowhere Sahnnon will rock Sakuraba with an uppercut and proceed to beat the hell out of Sakuraba till the end of the fight.

Then Saku will win JD, and say no rematch for Ritch.

In Pride 12 They will have rematch and Shannon will beat Sakuraba.

Then Gary Goodridge will accidentally kill Micky Goldmill, Shannon's trainer. Shannon will fight Goodridge in Pride 13 but he'll get his butt kicked the same way Goodridge did to Paul Herrara.

Shannon will go to the means streets of Tokyo to train with Saku because they become friends. Ritch will fight Hulk Hogan, then face Goodridge in a rematch and beat him in Pride 14.

In Pride 15 Sakuraba will fight Igor Vovchanchin again. This time Igor gives Sakuraba serious brain damage in the ring. Shannon hesitates to throw in the towel. As a result, Sakuraba dies in the ring.

Shannon will swear revenge. Igor will train in the modern facitily. Shannon will go to the wilderness with Rickson and climb the Rocky mountains.

Pride 16, IN memory of Sakuraba, Shannon walks to the ring with two Japanese guys. All of them wear the masks only this time Igor knows which one is Ritch. (the white guy)

After sustaining a serious beating, Shannon beats Igor in Russia and gets the Russians to turn their backs on Igor by chanting USA! USA! USA!

The point of this thread... If Shannon Ritch trains hard enough, he may be the first NHB guy to turn the heatwarming Rocky series into a reality.

or

If Sakuraba isn't careful he will lose to Shannon Balboa.

Sorry.

Patterson · 10-22-2000, 01:50 AM

I give this post a thumbs up.

Cleatus Ledbetter · 10-22-2000, 02:59 AM

Grandmaster Patterson gives the post a thumbs up, what more could you ask for. That's better than running into a rump ranger at a liberal love in.

I do believe G.M. Patterson is one of the most eloquent authors hear at Mousel's.

Write on keyboard warrior and God Speed

C.B.L.

[Edited by Cleatus Ledbetter on 10-21-2000 at 10:07 PM]

10-21-2000, 11:22 PM	#1 (permalink)
Balisong Novice Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 63 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Hi guys, I called Jojo's psychic alliance and asked for a prediction of Sak and Ritch. She said, Right now Shannon Ritch is in the meat factory grappling huge slabs of meat and thai boxing sides of pork roast. Sakuraba is not training. He is in the office with Takada commenting on how he likes the sheer poetry of the words, "Shannon The Cannon". When they fight each other Sakuraba will play around with Shannon. Out of nowhere Sahnnon will rock Sakuraba with an uppercut and proceed to beat the hell out of Sakuraba till the end of the fight. Then Saku will win JD, and say no rematch for Ritch. In Pride 12 They will have rematch and Shannon will beat Sakuraba. Then Gary Goodridge will accidentally kill Micky Goldmill, Shannon's trainer. Shannon will fight Goodridge in Pride 13 but he'll get his butt kicked the same way Goodridge did to Paul Herrara. Shannon will go to the means streets of Tokyo to train with Saku because they become friends. Ritch will fight Hulk Hogan, then face Goodridge in a rematch and beat him in Pride 14. In Pride 15 Sakuraba will fight Igor Vovchanchin again. This time Igor gives Sakuraba serious brain damage in the ring. Shannon hesitates to throw in the towel. As a result, Sakuraba dies in the ring. Shannon will swear revenge. Igor will train in the modern facitily. Shannon will go to the wilderness with Rickson and climb the Rocky mountains. Pride 16, IN memory of Sakuraba, Shannon walks to the ring with two Japanese guys. All of them wear the masks only this time Igor knows which one is Ritch. (the white guy) After sustaining a serious beating, Shannon beats Igor in Russia and gets the Russians to turn their backs on Igor by chanting USA! USA! USA! The point of this thread... If Shannon Ritch trains hard enough, he may be the first NHB guy to turn the heatwarming Rocky series into a reality. or If Sakuraba isn't careful he will lose to Shannon Balboa. Sorry. __________________ It is better to give, than it is to receive.

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10-22-2000, 01:50 AM	#2 (permalink)
Patterson Registered User Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: northern california Posts: 317 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	I give this post a thumbs up.

10-22-2000, 02:59 AM	#3 (permalink)
Cleatus Ledbetter Novice Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Little Rock Posts: 43 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Grandmaster Patterson gives the post a thumbs up, what more could you ask for. That's better than running into a rump ranger at a liberal love in. I do believe G.M. Patterson is one of the most eloquent authors hear at Mousel's. Write on keyboard warrior and God Speed C.B.L. [Edited by Cleatus Ledbetter on 10-21-2000 at 10:07 PM]

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