The Ultimate in Martial Arts

Patterson · 10-24-2000, 03:53 AM

This guy dressed up in a satan outfit and was walking around with a sign that said "keep Jesus out of California". Then some crazy guy ran up and grabbed the sign, broke it over his knee, and started shoving Satan while screaming. He shoved the Satan dressed bandit against a car and punched him in the face. This was the limit of that actor's tolerance and he broke character by exclaiming F*CK YOU ASSHOLE and attempting a double leg. I think he got to crazy guys back but not for long as crazy guy was running into Satan while screaming and Satan was attempting to pull crazy guy's shirt over his head. We had many headlock throw attempts until Satan got a beautiful one that landed both guys on their side on the cement, ouch. Satan got his back but slipped off the top and crazy man was on top in a bit of a scramble when a black lady started hitting him in the back with her shoe. I'm not exactly sure what happened next but I think onlookers pulled the crazy guy off. The only punch attempt was the first one and this proves that 99% of fights go to the ground. It was pretty badass and I wish I recorded it.

hounddog · 10-24-2000, 04:28 AM

don't worry. Mtv will re-air like 20 times before next week's new episode. You'll be able to tape it.

how about the poo poo in the thai food? Oh sh!t, that was killing me.
-hounddog

Patterson · 10-24-2000, 04:34 AM

That chick in the egg contest was hot. I would make out with her right after she threw up. Or she could like throw up on me. But yeah that thai shit was funny, saying it was a bean lol. And then the 2nd place caught onto them and he was like this newspaper is my personal property threw the money down and left.

vortrex · 10-24-2000, 05:20 AM

I was waiting for someone to post about this. thought I was the only one who thought this devil guy might have some BJJ training in him. kinda sloppy though, couldn't get the hooks in, but the throw was nice.

Ryu (non-working password · 10-24-2000, 05:47 AM

Yawn...

Patterson · 10-24-2000, 05:48 AM

It looked like he was really attempting a double leg too. I doubt he trains but maybe he saw ufc's or something.

vortrex · 10-24-2000, 06:13 AM

I bet the devil guy could beat up ryu.

Ryu (non-working password · 10-24-2000, 06:35 AM

I have been in quite a few real life fights, love knives, judo, and guns, and can bench press over 300 pounds.

I'm not worried about it

Don't mind me guys, I'm in a bit of a bad mood tonight.

Ryu

Bad Karma · 10-24-2000, 01:22 PM

Geeze! And I'm happy just to bench 180 a time or two. I need to re-think my strength training. I'm 148 lbs, fully clothed. Gawd! Over 300 lbs........

Peace

bobby_steeles · 10-24-2000, 02:16 PM

can i have your autograph?

John Bennett · 10-24-2000, 02:37 PM

I saw that and thought it was pretty cool.

Satan violated the first rule of streetfighitng, he let the guy get too close while they were yelling at each other. I just knew the guy was gonna clock him with a haymaker.

I too thought that perhaps Satan had some kind of wrestling background. When the guy shot in on him he sprawled a little bit. When they went down he tried to maintain top position.

I wish he would have yelled out "Jiu-jitsu!!" and armbarred the guy.

I don't know if Jackass takes unsolicited amature video, but I bet if a person did something similar to provoke a fight and sent it in they would aire it.

Tony10 · 10-24-2000, 04:12 PM

John: LOL!

"Jiu jitusu! and armbarred the guy." That would have been classic.

I can see it now: loads of baked MTV viewers flooding the hotline and asking "Like, what's jiu jitsu dude? Is that like part of Satan worship?"

fascistfury · 10-24-2000, 11:40 PM

where did y'all see that? on TV? what show?

Patterson · 10-25-2000, 01:39 AM

On MTV, its a show called Jackass. Its kind of like the Tom Green show.

10-25-2000, 04:11 AM

What about that video series "faces of death" I guess the new vol. has underground fight footage from Russia and Brazil of people fighting to death. Should be bad A$$

10-24-2000, 01:22 PM	#9 (permalink)
Bad Karma Novice Join Date: Dec 1998 Location: USA Posts: 231 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Over 300 lbs! Geeze! And I'm happy just to bench 180 a time or two. I need to re-think my strength training. I'm 148 lbs, fully clothed. Gawd! Over 300 lbs........ Peace __________________ "Controle suas emoções ou controlá-lo-ão"

10-24-2000, 04:12 PM	#12 (permalink)
Tony10 Advanced Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Chicago, IL Posts: 527 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	John: LOL! "Jiu jitusu! and armbarred the guy." That would have been classic. I can see it now: loads of baked MTV viewers flooding the hotline and asking "Like, what's jiu jitsu dude? Is that like part of Satan worship?" __________________ Are you not entertained?!

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10-24-2000, 03:53 AM	#1 (permalink)
Patterson Registered User Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: northern california Posts: 317 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	This guy dressed up in a satan outfit and was walking around with a sign that said "keep Jesus out of California". Then some crazy guy ran up and grabbed the sign, broke it over his knee, and started shoving Satan while screaming. He shoved the Satan dressed bandit against a car and punched him in the face. This was the limit of that actor's tolerance and he broke character by exclaiming F*CK YOU ASSHOLE and attempting a double leg. I think he got to crazy guys back but not for long as crazy guy was running into Satan while screaming and Satan was attempting to pull crazy guy's shirt over his head. We had many headlock throw attempts until Satan got a beautiful one that landed both guys on their side on the cement, ouch. Satan got his back but slipped off the top and crazy man was on top in a bit of a scramble when a black lady started hitting him in the back with her shoe. I'm not exactly sure what happened next but I think onlookers pulled the crazy guy off. The only punch attempt was the first one and this proves that 99% of fights go to the ground. It was pretty badass and I wish I recorded it.

10-24-2000, 04:28 AM	#2 (permalink)
hounddog Novice Join Date: Sep 2000 Posts: 372 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	don't worry. Mtv will re-air like 20 times before next week's new episode. You'll be able to tape it. how about the poo poo in the thai food? Oh sh!t, that was killing me. -hounddog

10-24-2000, 04:34 AM	#3 (permalink)
Patterson Registered User Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: northern california Posts: 317 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	That chick in the egg contest was hot. I would make out with her right after she threw up. Or she could like throw up on me. But yeah that thai shit was funny, saying it was a bean lol. And then the 2nd place caught onto them and he was like this newspaper is my personal property threw the money down and left.

10-24-2000, 05:20 AM	#4 (permalink)
vortrex Novice Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: san francisco Posts: 188 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	I was waiting for someone to post about this. thought I was the only one who thought this devil guy might have some BJJ training in him. kinda sloppy though, couldn't get the hooks in, but the throw was nice.

10-24-2000, 05:47 AM	#5 (permalink)
Ryu (non-working password Advanced Join Date: Sep 2000 Posts: 1,269 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Yawn...

10-24-2000, 05:48 AM	#6 (permalink)
Patterson Registered User Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: northern california Posts: 317 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	It looked like he was really attempting a double leg too. I doubt he trains but maybe he saw ufc's or something.

10-24-2000, 06:13 AM	#7 (permalink)
vortrex Novice Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: san francisco Posts: 188 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	I bet the devil guy could beat up ryu.

10-24-2000, 06:35 AM	#8 (permalink)
Ryu (non-working password Advanced Join Date: Sep 2000 Posts: 1,269 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	I have been in quite a few real life fights, love knives, judo, and guns, and can bench press over 300 pounds. I'm not worried about it Don't mind me guys, I'm in a bit of a bad mood tonight. Ryu

10-24-2000, 02:16 PM	#10 (permalink)
bobby_steeles Advanced Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: in front of my computer Posts: 649 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	can i have your autograph?

10-24-2000, 02:37 PM	#11 (permalink)
John Bennett Registered User Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Lufkin, Texas Posts: 334 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	I saw that and thought it was pretty cool. Satan violated the first rule of streetfighitng, he let the guy get too close while they were yelling at each other. I just knew the guy was gonna clock him with a haymaker. I too thought that perhaps Satan had some kind of wrestling background. When the guy shot in on him he sprawled a little bit. When they went down he tried to maintain top position. I wish he would have yelled out "Jiu-jitsu!!" and armbarred the guy. I don't know if Jackass takes unsolicited amature video, but I bet if a person did something similar to provoke a fight and sent it in they would aire it.

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10-24-2000, 11:40 PM	#13 (permalink)
fascistfury Novice Join Date: Sep 2000 Posts: 145 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	where did y'all see that? on TV? what show?

10-25-2000, 01:39 AM	#14 (permalink)
Patterson Registered User Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: northern california Posts: 317 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	On MTV, its a show called Jackass. Its kind of like the Tom Green show.

10-25-2000, 04:11 AM	#15 (permalink)
Guest Posts: n/a	What about that video series "faces of death" I guess the new vol. has underground fight footage from Russia and Brazil of people fighting to death. Should be bad A$$