The Ultimate in Martial Arts

crazyjoe380 · 02-25-2002, 10:22 AM

I can honestly say i've done the following thing to a guy after i've won a fight...

1.) i've pissed(urinated) on a guy for cutting my lip open. in like 1998 in Las Vegas... at the Silver Nugget hotel...some guy wanted to beat me up cause i said i was from LOS ANGELES..
i think he was heated up for who knows what reason...

you've never been in a situation where your minding your own buisness and mabey you looked at someone..but not knowing in his mind...you gave him a dirty look? .. (that's just the way i look ..lol..) and he approached me....and that's how that started...

exchanged words..what ever..... hahahaha..when i started walking away...that guy threw a stool at me..and man..it almost hit me in the head..i ducked right on time, and securtiy stopped him and ...bla bla...they kicked me out first and then 10 min later he had to leave....i waited for him outside..and ...i kinda sucker punched him in the jaw...he was already outside of the casino and the securtiy where getting a kick out of it..(THE CASINO WASN'T ON THE STRIP IT WAS IN THE NORTH SIDE OF VEGAS) so i kept beating him and he said that's it...i'm sorry... so i kept beating him....some how he cut open my lip...so i was mad!

I WAS SO ANGRY THAT I ZIPPED MY PANTS...AND I STARTED PEEING ON THE GUYS FACE...HIS CHEST........

....when security started walking towards me..i just booked...

-i'm sure he was pissed off!

-TRUE STORY..

What is the worst thing you've done in a fight?

Szczepankiewicz · 02-25-2002, 10:40 AM

CJ, I think you posted this on the wrong forum, you should have sent this to Penthouse....

Sassy!

SZ

Flash · 02-25-2002, 02:50 PM

Dude!

Some people PAY good money to have someone do that to them (minus the beating, of course, which is optional).

warriorwoman · 02-25-2002, 05:34 PM

I'm just wondering - was that before or after monkeys flew out of your butt? If indeed this story is true, I wouldn't brag about this behavior if I were you, even semi-anomymously on a forum like this.
janet dtantirojanarat
www.warriorwoman.org

Bau · 02-26-2002, 03:06 AM

yeah I've done worse...

I just got my ass kicked and for some reason .I smelled like piss afterwards...I felt like shit...I got drunk and picked a fight with some random guy...kicked his ass, then shat on him

this was around 98 in Vegas......wait a minute......what the?

crazyjoe380 · 02-26-2002, 10:37 AM

^^^^^^^ lol

but as for ZENA..warrior slut...

let me throw a stool at your fu.ckin head and see how you feel...
if i was in the hospital for a damn chair some drunk threw at me i would be have be mad...

"damn i should have ducked and beat the shit out his ass then pissed on him"

i was just doing what's right...

jubaji · 02-26-2002, 11:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by warriorwoman
I'm just wondering - was that before or after monkeys flew out of your butt? If indeed this story is true, I wouldn't brag about this behavior if I were you, even semi-anomymously on a forum like this.
janet dtantirojanarat
www.warriorwoman.org

I agree. that story sounds mighty fishy.

crazyjoe380 · 02-26-2002, 11:57 AM

^^^^^ i said the same thing about your mother's pussy..

"something fishy about this"

JaredExtreme · 02-26-2002, 12:02 PM

LoL Joe. So the guy just layed there and took the golden shower? Also, isn't it hard to aim with your two-inch wonder?

crazyjoe380 · 02-26-2002, 12:03 PM

2 inch wonder...

i wonder how it got into your mom's mouth jared

hhahahahhahahaha

Hungryjack · 02-26-2002, 12:45 PM

Can I be the next guy to get an insult, Joe?

Szczepankiewicz · 02-26-2002, 01:06 PM

Negative Jack, you have to submit the proper paperwork and work through the screening process. Joe doesn't insult just "anybody" you know.

Acting as Joe's agent, I might be able to convince him to give you a freebie though.

SZ

JaredExtreme · 02-26-2002, 01:06 PM

I'm willing to admit my moms a slut if you're willing to admit to your micro-pecker.

Szczepankiewicz · 02-26-2002, 01:07 PM

What is this fascination with Joe's little Joey? Must be a slow news week.

crazyjoe380 · 02-26-2002, 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JaredExtreme
I'm willing to admit my moms a slut if you're willing to admit to your micro-pecker.

i sent pics of my pecker to your mom....

look at your mom's face when she saw my dick

lol

Jared's mom

DAMN! are you happy to see me or what....

your mom's ex boyfriend walked in the room....

DAMN NIGGA THAT'S YO DICK?

02-25-2002, 10:22 AM	#1 (permalink)
crazyjoe380 Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 1,369 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	What is the worst or nastiest thing you've done after a fight?? I can honestly say i've done the following thing to a guy after i've won a fight... 1.) i've pissed(urinated) on a guy for cutting my lip open. in like 1998 in Las Vegas... at the Silver Nugget hotel...some guy wanted to beat me up cause i said i was from LOS ANGELES.. i think he was heated up for who knows what reason... you've never been in a situation where your minding your own buisness and mabey you looked at someone..but not knowing in his mind...you gave him a dirty look? .. (that's just the way i look ..lol..) and he approached me....and that's how that started... exchanged words..what ever..... hahahaha..when i started walking away...that guy threw a stool at me..and man..it almost hit me in the head..i ducked right on time, and securtiy stopped him and ...bla bla...they kicked me out first and then 10 min later he had to leave....i waited for him outside..and ...i kinda sucker punched him in the jaw...he was already outside of the casino and the securtiy where getting a kick out of it..(THE CASINO WASN'T ON THE STRIP IT WAS IN THE NORTH SIDE OF VEGAS) so i kept beating him and he said that's it...i'm sorry... so i kept beating him....some how he cut open my lip...so i was mad! I WAS SO ANGRY THAT I ZIPPED MY PANTS...AND I STARTED PEEING ON THE GUYS FACE...HIS CHEST........ ....when security started walking towards me..i just booked... -i'm sure he was pissed off! -TRUE STORY.. What is the worst thing you've done in a fight?

02-25-2002, 02:50 PM	#3 (permalink)
Flash Novice Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 74 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Dude! Dude! Some people PAY good money to have someone do that to them (minus the beating, of course, which is optional).

02-25-2002, 05:34 PM	#4 (permalink)
warriorwoman Novice Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 13 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	what is the worst or nastiest thing you've done after a fight? I'm just wondering - was that before or after monkeys flew out of your butt? If indeed this story is true, I wouldn't brag about this behavior if I were you, even semi-anomymously on a forum like this. janet dtantirojanarat www.warriorwoman.org __________________ janet dtantirojanarat www.warriorwoman.org

02-26-2002, 03:06 AM	#5 (permalink)
Bau Novice Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 89 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	yeah I've done worse... I just got my ass kicked and for some reason .I smelled like piss afterwards...I felt like shit...I got drunk and picked a fight with some random guy...kicked his ass, then shat on him this was around 98 in Vegas......wait a minute......what the? __________________ Everything happens for a reason....

02-26-2002, 11:57 AM	#8 (permalink)
crazyjoe380 Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 1,369 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	^^^^^ i said the same thing about your mother's pussy.. "something fishy about this" Last edited by crazyjoe380; 02-26-2002 at 12:03 PM.

02-25-2002, 10:40 AM	#2 (permalink)
Szczepankiewicz Registered User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Meridian, ID, USA Posts: 4,109 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	CJ, I think you posted this on the wrong forum, you should have sent this to Penthouse.... Sassy! SZ

02-26-2002, 10:37 AM	#6 (permalink)
crazyjoe380 Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 1,369 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	^^^^^^^ lol but as for ZENA..warrior slut... let me throw a stool at your fu.ckin head and see how you feel... if i was in the hospital for a damn chair some drunk threw at me i would be have be mad... "damn i should have ducked and beat the shit out his ass then pissed on him" i was just doing what's right...

02-26-2002, 12:02 PM	#9 (permalink)
JaredExtreme Registered User Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 1,115 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	LoL Joe. So the guy just layed there and took the golden shower? Also, isn't it hard to aim with your two-inch wonder? __________________ "I don't fight in the street, there's no mats out there." - JaredExtreme

02-26-2002, 12:03 PM	#10 (permalink)
crazyjoe380 Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 1,369 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	2 inch wonder... i wonder how it got into your mom's mouth jared hhahahahhahahaha

02-26-2002, 12:45 PM	#11 (permalink)
Hungryjack Novice Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 13 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Can I be the next guy to get an insult, Joe?

02-26-2002, 01:06 PM	#12 (permalink)
Szczepankiewicz Registered User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Meridian, ID, USA Posts: 4,109 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Negative Jack, you have to submit the proper paperwork and work through the screening process. Joe doesn't insult just "anybody" you know. Acting as Joe's agent, I might be able to convince him to give you a freebie though. SZ

02-26-2002, 01:06 PM	#13 (permalink)
JaredExtreme Registered User Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 1,115 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	I'm willing to admit my moms a slut if you're willing to admit to your micro-pecker. __________________ "I don't fight in the street, there's no mats out there." - JaredExtreme

02-26-2002, 01:07 PM	#14 (permalink)
Szczepankiewicz Registered User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Meridian, ID, USA Posts: 4,109 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	What is this fascination with Joe's little Joey? Must be a slow news week.

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