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in reality you can kik three ppls asses without being bruce lee. I kik on dudes ass and chased the other two down.
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Heres another from the Roy book of techniques...
First, place an amount of large bushes around the mat. Don the Jujitsu Gi top but, cut the top half off the trousers! Hold up the leggings with a suspender belt. Wait for TraceyKarate to come by.....but let her go. Too old, wrong gender. Hide in the said bushes until your little boy students arrive, leap out! Loosen your fraud blue belt! Stick out your manhood and utter the death defying kiai of "WHO SHALL I MOUNT FIRST LITTLE FELLAHS!" |
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