The Ultimate in Martial Arts

Scratch · 06-18-2002, 06:21 PM

Someone with a black belt in Ninjitsu claims that he can suck his testicles into his body during combat. Is this possible, or is he bullshitting me?

Qkfx · 06-18-2002, 07:07 PM

of course he can, haven't you seen Silence of The Lambs? keep him in the crotch if you doubt the power of ninjitsui.

Fighterkid15 · 06-18-2002, 08:05 PM

Jeez laweez!! Thats some weird crap!! I really don't know, but there is only one way to find out.

Flash · 06-18-2002, 11:13 PM

Scratch, offer to spar him full contact and kick him SAVAGELY in the nuts every chance you get.

You'll find out soon enough whether he's bullshitting or not.

mushinmaster · 06-19-2002, 02:13 AM

Health Class:

When you are developing, your testicals form in your pelvis, then "drop." Some people's drop after they are born. Some people retain the amazing ability to pull their testicles into their pelvis AND drop them back at will .

Ballz of steel?

Shrimp · 06-19-2002, 02:17 AM

I have also heard that some people really have this rare ability.

aseepish · 06-19-2002, 08:53 AM

Give him a good thigh-kick instead. Several good thigh-kicks.

Scratch · 06-19-2002, 09:32 AM

I can't spar him. He's a black belt, and I haven't even started taking martial arts yet (still trying to decide which is the best one for me). Maybe some time when he's not ready, I could give him a good kick in the nuts, but what if he gets mad and kicks my ass?

Ryu (JKD?) · 06-19-2002, 04:16 PM

LOL.

Be careful with people claiming to be "ninjas". Authentic ninjutsu is really only geared to the Bujinkan and Genbukan schools... and even they have their share of inner skirmishes over legitemacy. Ask him where he got his blackbelt from and what instructor and style he studies. If he mentions "koga" style then you can probably assume he's not really all that he says he is.

Ryu

Marcus · 06-20-2002, 02:27 PM

Watch out. He might flip out and lob off your head.

06-23-2002, 11:53 AM

Maybe he means he can suck YOUR testicles into his body. Do not grapple with this man!

kluten · 06-30-2002, 11:48 AM

we have a bujikan school in norway. ( proud) thats about all we have accept oil and gas) :-)

Fighter · 07-18-2002, 06:02 AM

I have read about this, Ninjas cans suposedly doit, Shaolin Monks can supposedly doo it. Ive only seen it in books and never actually seen it in real life. I would like to know how to do it.

As for sparring with a black belt who cares? Ive taken my share of beating from BlackBelts. You learn more from a loss than a win, if you allow yourself.....

06-18-2002, 06:21 PM	#1 (permalink)
Scratch Novice Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 9 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Testicles Someone with a black belt in Ninjitsu claims that he can suck his testicles into his body during combat. Is this possible, or is he bullshitting me?

06-18-2002, 08:05 PM	#3 (permalink)
Fighterkid15 Registered User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Bossier City, LA Home of UFC High Impact (37) Posts: 30 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Jeez laweez!! Thats some weird crap!! I really don't know, but there is only one way to find out. __________________ Keep fighting until the end!

06-18-2002, 11:13 PM	#4 (permalink)
Flash Novice Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 74 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Kick him!!!! Scratch, offer to spar him full contact and kick him SAVAGELY in the nuts every chance you get. You'll find out soon enough whether he's bullshitting or not.

06-19-2002, 02:13 AM	#5 (permalink)
mushinmaster Novice Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: SGF, NY Posts: 402 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Health Class: When you are developing, your testicals form in your pelvis, then "drop." Some people's drop after they are born. Some people retain the amazing ability to pull their testicles into their pelvis AND drop them back at will . Ballz of steel? __________________ Alex Bedard http://www.geocities.com/mushinmaster

06-19-2002, 08:53 AM	#7 (permalink)
aseepish Registered User Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: British Columbia Posts: 1,758 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Give him a good thigh-kick instead. Several good thigh-kicks. __________________ "It was about that time I realized that searching was my symbol, the emblem of those who go out at night with nothing in mind, the motives of a destroyer of compasses." -Cortázar

06-18-2002, 07:07 PM	#2 (permalink)
Qkfx Novice Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Miami Posts: 154 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	of course he can, haven't you seen Silence of The Lambs? keep him in the crotch if you doubt the power of ninjitsui.

06-19-2002, 02:17 AM	#6 (permalink)
Shrimp Registered User Join Date: Oct 2000 Posts: 102 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	I have also heard that some people really have this rare ability.

06-19-2002, 09:32 AM	#8 (permalink)
Scratch Novice Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 9 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	I can't spar him. He's a black belt, and I haven't even started taking martial arts yet (still trying to decide which is the best one for me). Maybe some time when he's not ready, I could give him a good kick in the nuts, but what if he gets mad and kicks my ass?

06-19-2002, 04:16 PM	#9 (permalink)
Ryu (JKD?) Registered User Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 623 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	LOL. Be careful with people claiming to be "ninjas". Authentic ninjutsu is really only geared to the Bujinkan and Genbukan schools... and even they have their share of inner skirmishes over legitemacy. Ask him where he got his blackbelt from and what instructor and style he studies. If he mentions "koga" style then you can probably assume he's not really all that he says he is. Ryu __________________ Sekkendo...

06-20-2002, 02:27 PM	#10 (permalink)
Marcus Novice Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Houston, Tx. Posts: 108 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Watch out. He might flip out and lob off your head.

06-23-2002, 11:53 AM	#11 (permalink)
Bri Thai Guest Posts: n/a	Maybe he means he can suck YOUR testicles into his body. Do not grapple with this man!

06-30-2002, 11:48 AM	#12 (permalink)
kluten Novice Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Norway Posts: 84 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	we have a bujikan school in norway. ( proud) thats about all we have accept oil and gas) :-) __________________ He who goes will overcome the path.

07-18-2002, 06:02 AM	#13 (permalink)
Fighter Advanced Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 593 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	I have read about this, Ninjas cans suposedly doit, Shaolin Monks can supposedly doo it. Ive only seen it in books and never actually seen it in real life. I would like to know how to do it. As for sparring with a black belt who cares? Ive taken my share of beating from BlackBelts. You learn more from a loss than a win, if you allow yourself..... __________________ "A dream without action is useless, An action without a dream is useless" Email me any time at: Fighter@jkd.com.hk

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