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JIU-JITSU.NET · 08-09-2002, 05:56 PM

Hey - Thanks for the order!
I received your order and signed the book. Enjoy!

08-09-2002, 08:06 PM

Is the book available in the UK? If so, how can I get a copy and what will it cost?

Thanks.

Fighter · 08-09-2002, 08:17 PM

Yeah exactly how much is it? I forgot to ask.

JaredExtreme · 08-09-2002, 11:14 PM

Yeah Szepnk, I would like to hear what you think of the book.

Szczepankiewicz · 08-10-2002, 01:02 AM

You bet JE. I will work it out in a nice 'book report'.

I do quite of bit of documentation and training where I work, and at university, and at the dojo, so this will give me a chance to know whether or not I have learned any useful critical thinking and documentation skills.

I wrote a paper last semester on conflict resolution and how it compares/contrasts to the art I currently study. I got an A, but the real test is what Sharp Phil thinks.... After he gets done slashing it about I may post it on my website and invite you monkees to have a crack at it.

I'm sure Bri Thai would just love to get his Limey Mitts on it! You bastage.....

08-10-2002, 01:48 AM

Whats your web site address Grasshopper? I fancy a giggle.

JIU-JITSU.NET · 08-12-2002, 04:37 PM

Yes, you can buy it in the UK - go to www.jiu-jitsu.net all the ordering information is there.

Szczepankiewicz · 08-14-2002, 11:54 AM

WHERE'S MY BOOK!!!???

I ordered this thing and I want immediate service!

JUST KIDDING. I only ordered it last week and I was too cheap to pay for the express shipping....

....but the waiting is killing me! It's like two days before Christmas and I want to open my presents!

SZ

JIU-JITSU.NET · 08-14-2002, 04:05 PM

LOL

It's on the way, I'm sure of that because Heather almost forgot to have me sign it.

We shipped it out and if it's not there 7 - 10 days from the time you ordered it, email me.

08-14-2002, 05:20 PM

I'm notthe sharpest tool in the box. I looked at the site, and still can't figure out how to order the book (and pay) from the UK.

Can you PM me with an idiot's guide please?

Szczepankiewicz · 08-14-2002, 05:41 PM

Oh, I'd be glad to PM you with and Idiot's Guide you Limey.....Oh, wait, you weren't talking to me.....

My apologies.

Nothing, I SAY NOTHING!!! on the internet is completely idiot proof!

How do you think I keep getting into here.....

Peace and love to all Limeys.

Your pal,

Spanky

08-14-2002, 05:46 PM

Anyway, where were YOU when I was kicking Knifer and Rorny Gracie off the forum!

Send me the idiot's guide anyway...... I reckon you probably wrote the "Guide to be an Idiot!"

Szczepankiewicz · 08-14-2002, 06:05 PM

Oy Chap, I got your back. But you were doing fine. I was hiding in the bushes just in case any of their friends dropped by and I could spring out and put the whoop-ass on 'em!

You damn right!! I did pen the classic "Guide to be an Idiot" and it will be released later this year.

Allow me to quote from the pages.....

Chapter 3:
"As you know, I have built quite a reputation for brilliance with my many posts on the internet. All forum members regard me as something of an expert in all manner of Philosophy, Logic, Self-Defense, Sport arts and how to pick up chicks. However, that is really not what this book is about.

Friends, what I would like to talk to you about today is the fine are of deception. In other words, "How to be an Idiot!" Oh no, of course we all know that I could never be an Idiot. What I am proposing is how to pass yourself off as an idiot and act as a mole whilst battling evil and Limeys (but I repeat myself) whilst crusading on the Information Super Highway.

Step one, and keep in mind that this is a tried and true method (check out Chapter 17 for testimonials) that always, ALWAYS works! Again, step one is to concatonate (please review Appendix B for the 'Glossary of Complicated Terminology) a really dorky forum name. Something silly or feminine added to something related to a martial discipline. A good chum of mine who studies Brazilian Jujutsu and Thai Boxing (or maybe Thai Bo) came up with a very useful one...and I think he likes Bree (isn't that a cheese?)."

I'll make sure my homies on the Forum all get discounts and autographs....

SZ

JIU-JITSU.NET · 08-14-2002, 06:45 PM

Bri Thai,
Go to www.jiu-jitsu.net
2. Click on the Master Text Banner
3. Click on "Order Your Copy Now"
4. There are directions that will walk you through the sale from there.

Brent Tibbetts · 08-15-2002, 12:04 AM

I highly reccomend this book. Very thorough and very concise.

08-09-2002, 05:56 PM	#31 (permalink)
JIU-JITSU.NET Novice Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 33 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Hey - Thanks for the order! I received your order and signed the book. Enjoy! __________________ JIU-JITSU.NET

08-09-2002, 08:17 PM	#33 (permalink)
Fighter Advanced Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 593 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Yeah exactly how much is it? I forgot to ask. __________________ "A dream without action is useless, An action without a dream is useless" Email me any time at: Fighter@jkd.com.hk

08-09-2002, 11:14 PM	#34 (permalink)
JaredExtreme Registered User Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 1,115 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Yeah Szepnk, I would like to hear what you think of the book. __________________ "I don't fight in the street, there's no mats out there." - JaredExtreme

08-12-2002, 04:37 PM	#37 (permalink)
JIU-JITSU.NET Novice Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 33 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Yes, you can buy it in the UK - go to www.jiu-jitsu.net all the ordering information is there. __________________ JIU-JITSU.NET

08-14-2002, 04:05 PM	#39 (permalink)
JIU-JITSU.NET Novice Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 33 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	LOL It's on the way, I'm sure of that because Heather almost forgot to have me sign it. We shipped it out and if it's not there 7 - 10 days from the time you ordered it, email me. __________________ JIU-JITSU.NET

08-09-2002, 08:06 PM	#32 (permalink)
Bri Thai Guest Posts: n/a	Is the book available in the UK? If so, how can I get a copy and what will it cost? Thanks.

08-10-2002, 01:02 AM	#35 (permalink)
Szczepankiewicz Registered User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Meridian, ID, USA Posts: 4,109 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	You bet JE. I will work it out in a nice 'book report'. I do quite of bit of documentation and training where I work, and at university, and at the dojo, so this will give me a chance to know whether or not I have learned any useful critical thinking and documentation skills. I wrote a paper last semester on conflict resolution and how it compares/contrasts to the art I currently study. I got an A, but the real test is what Sharp Phil thinks.... After he gets done slashing it about I may post it on my website and invite you monkees to have a crack at it. I'm sure Bri Thai would just love to get his Limey Mitts on it! You bastage.....

08-10-2002, 01:48 AM	#36 (permalink)
Bri Thai Guest Posts: n/a	Whats your web site address Grasshopper? I fancy a giggle.

08-14-2002, 11:54 AM	#38 (permalink)
Szczepankiewicz Registered User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Meridian, ID, USA Posts: 4,109 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	WHERE'S MY BOOK!!!??? I ordered this thing and I want immediate service! JUST KIDDING. I only ordered it last week and I was too cheap to pay for the express shipping.... ....but the waiting is killing me! It's like two days before Christmas and I want to open my presents! SZ

08-14-2002, 05:20 PM	#40 (permalink)
Bri Thai Guest Posts: n/a	I'm notthe sharpest tool in the box. I looked at the site, and still can't figure out how to order the book (and pay) from the UK. Can you PM me with an idiot's guide please?

08-14-2002, 05:41 PM	#41 (permalink)
Szczepankiewicz Registered User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Meridian, ID, USA Posts: 4,109 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Oh, I'd be glad to PM you with and Idiot's Guide you Limey.....Oh, wait, you weren't talking to me..... My apologies. Nothing, I SAY NOTHING!!! on the internet is completely idiot proof! How do you think I keep getting into here..... Peace and love to all Limeys. Your pal, Spanky

08-14-2002, 05:46 PM	#42 (permalink)
Bri Thai Guest Posts: n/a	Anyway, where were YOU when I was kicking Knifer and Rorny Gracie off the forum! Send me the idiot's guide anyway...... I reckon you probably wrote the "Guide to be an Idiot!"

08-14-2002, 06:05 PM	#43 (permalink)
Szczepankiewicz Registered User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Meridian, ID, USA Posts: 4,109 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Oy Chap, I got your back. But you were doing fine. I was hiding in the bushes just in case any of their friends dropped by and I could spring out and put the whoop-ass on 'em! You damn right!! I did pen the classic "Guide to be an Idiot" and it will be released later this year. Allow me to quote from the pages..... Chapter 3: "As you know, I have built quite a reputation for brilliance with my many posts on the internet. All forum members regard me as something of an expert in all manner of Philosophy, Logic, Self-Defense, Sport arts and how to pick up chicks. However, that is really not what this book is about. Friends, what I would like to talk to you about today is the fine are of deception. In other words, "How to be an Idiot!" Oh no, of course we all know that I could never be an Idiot. What I am proposing is how to pass yourself off as an idiot and act as a mole whilst battling evil and Limeys (but I repeat myself) whilst crusading on the Information Super Highway. Step one, and keep in mind that this is a tried and true method (check out Chapter 17 for testimonials) that always, ALWAYS works! Again, step one is to concatonate (please review Appendix B for the 'Glossary of Complicated Terminology) a really dorky forum name. Something silly or feminine added to something related to a martial discipline. A good chum of mine who studies Brazilian Jujutsu and Thai Boxing (or maybe Thai Bo) came up with a very useful one...and I think he likes Bree (isn't that a cheese?)." I'll make sure my homies on the Forum all get discounts and autographs.... SZ

08-14-2002, 06:45 PM	#44 (permalink)
JIU-JITSU.NET Novice Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 33 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Bri Thai, Go to www.jiu-jitsu.net 2. Click on the Master Text Banner 3. Click on "Order Your Copy Now" 4. There are directions that will walk you through the sale from there. __________________ JIU-JITSU.NET

08-15-2002, 12:04 AM	#45 (permalink)
Brent Tibbetts Registered User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Boulder, CO Posts: 38 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Great book!! I highly reccomend this book. Very thorough and very concise. __________________ Brent Tibbetts Chief of Instruction Reality Martial Arts www.realitymartialarts.com

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