The Biggest Fighter you faced!!

08-03-2002, 07:12 AM

Yeah, sure you did Horny. And then you woke up and it was all a dream........

What a Wanker.

08-03-2002, 07:33 AM

Yeah..........

Of course....theres a good boy.

THE HUNTER · 08-03-2002, 08:35 AM

The Biggest enemy I have ever fought was a 6ft 8 black dude and he weighed about 320 pounds. I KOed him with a axe kick when he tryed to shoot in on me. The fight was over in a matter of seconds.I was very intimidated in that fight.

Peace!

Ice Phoenix · 08-03-2002, 09:34 AM

Yeah it was this 6ft 9, 300 pound monster of a guy on the street with shoulders as wide as he was tall!

He picked up a Harley Davidson and threw it at me, but I spin-kicked it out of mid-air and sent it flying back at him! He lunged for cover and ninja-rolled away from it, but then I pulled out my trusty dojo grappling-mat from my back pocket and rolled it out in front of him. He lay down on it so we could continue and then I beat him up with Monkey Kung-Fu!

What a great day that was!

08-03-2002, 10:51 AM

Nice one Ice!

My own "true story" revolves around the time there was this 8 feet 6 inches guy kicking a little dawg! All these armed soldiers were standing around, too frightened to do anything.

As I stepped up to the man the whole room went quiet. I looked up from underneath my wide brimmed cowboy hat, and threw my poncho over my shoulder.

"Y'all don't wanna kick that dawg", I said, all cool, all comfortable with my Chi and my years of training......

"WHY! WHAT YOU GONNA DO?" came the reply.

"Y'all kick that dawg one maw time and y'all gonna find out" says I.

He kicked the dawg, drew out his knife and stood there, facing me.

I snapped into my Crouching Dragon stance and let out my terrifying Kiai. He was in my sights. With lightning speed and a oneness with nature developed by years of carrying boiling cauldrons around with my testicles I leapt into the air, span around and then, with a terrifying impact..... I kicked the Dawg!

Only tough guys like Horny would have done anything else! And his mate "Knifer" carries a Knife! That must make him feel really tough!

WANKERS!

SweepEm · 08-03-2002, 12:04 PM

I went against book ends too many times.

there are these two HUGE twin Samoans that now train at Millenia.

I think they weighed 350+ and were around 6' 4"

I couldn't close my legs around their waists.

I trained with them when they fiirst started BJJ and thought,
"oh man, when these guys get some good techniques, they are going to be awesome...." and now they are purple belts.

I trained with a guy last night that is from Millenia and we had a good time talking about the twins.

08-03-2002, 07:12 AM	#1 (permalink)
Bri Thai Guest Posts: n/a	What a load of bollox. Yeah, sure you did Horny. And then you woke up and it was all a dream........ What a Wanker.

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08-03-2002, 07:33 AM	#2 (permalink)
Bri Thai Guest Posts: n/a	Yeah.......... Of course....theres a good boy.

08-03-2002, 08:35 AM	#3 (permalink)
THE HUNTER Novice Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: LA Posts: 26 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	The Biggest enemy I have ever fought was a 6ft 8 black dude and he weighed about 320 pounds. I KOed him with a axe kick when he tryed to shoot in on me. The fight was over in a matter of seconds.I was very intimidated in that fight. Peace!

08-03-2002, 09:34 AM	#4 (permalink)
Ice Phoenix Novice Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 172 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Yeah it was this 6ft 9, 300 pound monster of a guy on the street with shoulders as wide as he was tall! He picked up a Harley Davidson and threw it at me, but I spin-kicked it out of mid-air and sent it flying back at him! He lunged for cover and ninja-rolled away from it, but then I pulled out my trusty dojo grappling-mat from my back pocket and rolled it out in front of him. He lay down on it so we could continue and then I beat him up with Monkey Kung-Fu! What a great day that was!

08-03-2002, 10:51 AM	#5 (permalink)
Bri Thai Guest Posts: n/a	Nice one Ice! My own "true story" revolves around the time there was this 8 feet 6 inches guy kicking a little dawg! All these armed soldiers were standing around, too frightened to do anything. As I stepped up to the man the whole room went quiet. I looked up from underneath my wide brimmed cowboy hat, and threw my poncho over my shoulder. "Y'all don't wanna kick that dawg", I said, all cool, all comfortable with my Chi and my years of training...... "WHY! WHAT YOU GONNA DO?" came the reply. "Y'all kick that dawg one maw time and y'all gonna find out" says I. He kicked the dawg, drew out his knife and stood there, facing me. I snapped into my Crouching Dragon stance and let out my terrifying Kiai. He was in my sights. With lightning speed and a oneness with nature developed by years of carrying boiling cauldrons around with my testicles I leapt into the air, span around and then, with a terrifying impact..... I kicked the Dawg! Only tough guys like Horny would have done anything else! And his mate "Knifer" carries a Knife! That must make him feel really tough! WANKERS!

08-03-2002, 12:04 PM	#6 (permalink)
SweepEm Master Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 2,846 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	I went against book ends too many times. there are these two HUGE twin Samoans that now train at Millenia. I think they weighed 350+ and were around 6' 4" I couldn't close my legs around their waists. I trained with them when they fiirst started BJJ and thought, "oh man, when these guys get some good techniques, they are going to be awesome...." and now they are purple belts. I trained with a guy last night that is from Millenia and we had a good time talking about the twins.

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