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Old 11-01-2000, 02:18 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Shimmy:
No problem bozo.

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I reiterate, to compare the incredible pounding Frazier took to the point of blindness and swelling beyond all human recognition ... to Royce's sore footsie ... is unbelievable.

Hell, I stubbed my toe worse at 4am this morning staggering up trying to take a pi$$ - and yet I was game enough to go back to bed and finish satisfying your girlfriend.

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Old 11-01-2000, 02:28 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Oh, boy. Here we go.
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Old 11-01-2000, 04:07 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Shimora:

I have forgotten more about the samurai than you will ever know, little ninja, and the reason they didn't kill themselves after losing challenge matches was because they were already dead. Turn on a light and learn to read.

Joe Manco:

Get your lazy ass up out of your computer chair and read "The Cat in the Hat" with Shimora, because your reading skills need work.

Frazier couldn't fight anymore because he was blind.

Royce couldn't fight anymore because he was crippled.

They were both helpless, and the fight was over. I'm not comparing the damage they received, you imbecile, but each was decisively defeated when they could no longer fight. Both of you morons try taking leg-kicks from Sakuraba for an hour, then try criticizing Royce you keyboard-jockeys.

Joe, I don't have a girlfriend right now. My ex would take one look at you and run screaming.
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Old 11-01-2000, 04:17 PM   #19 (permalink)
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... Joe, I don't have a girlfriend right now. My ex would take one look at you and run screaming ...
Most women are shocked when they see the size of "it" ... but eventually (when they overcome the extreme soreness) they become a slave to "it" ... such was the case last night.

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PS: The difference is, aside from the astounding diisparity in punishment, is Farzier didn't quit, his corner did. By contrast, Royce just "Frankensteined" for an hour and a half, stubbed his toe, and then quit.
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Old 11-01-2000, 04:30 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Joe:

Let's leave your "member" out of this discussion, shall we? Don't make me send you naked pictures of myself.

I may be wrong (it happens), but I was under the impression that Royce got his foot BROKEN (not sprained or stubbed, but BROKEN), around the beginning of the third round. Which means he fought for an HOUR on a broken foot, no doubt absorbing dozens of kicks to the injured area. To me, that is simply incredible. However, you may be correct that Royce told his corner-men he didn't think he could stand anymore, essentially signalling them to throw in the towel. Still, he was probably right, and so were they to surrender at that point. What fun would it have been to see Royce butt-scoot around until Sak finally decapitated him with a round-kick? Not everyone is trying to live up to your ideal of "gameness".

So Frazier may in fact be more game than Royce, but that doesn't make Royce a lily-livered coward, as you have implied.

I would guess that he showed more courage that night than most of us have in our entire lives, you included.
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Old 11-01-2000, 05:30 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Ronin:
I didn't know you were a micro-photographer.

As for Royce, I show more courage every time I try to be tolerant of your misguided posts than Royce ever did in the ring.

Basically, Royce "Frankensteined" for an hour and a half, struggling and struggling to pull an unwilling man betwixt his legs ... stubbed his toe at some point ... and quit to be comforted.

Then he bitched and moaned with Hawk cheerleading him all the way, saying "Next time!" ...

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Old 11-01-2000, 05:38 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Royce had broken foot, Joe Manco, not stubbed toe.

So Royce is coward now? Royce willing to fight your onion head idol Tyson, so now whose the coward?

When you kiss your Tyson poster tonight before going to bed after riding home on your bike with Tyson face painted on seat, just think maybe Royce give Tyson a kiss, too, before putting him to sleep.
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LMFAO!! Your in good form on this thread Joe/Pit.
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Old 11-01-2000, 05:59 PM   #24 (permalink)
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"microphotographer"!!!!!!!!

LMAO!!!


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Old 11-01-2000, 06:01 PM   #25 (permalink)
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It is not the size of one's blade that matters, my impudent friend, but the skill with which it is wielded.

Meditate well upon that.

I would continue this debate, but you obviously saw a different fight than I did and are thus immune to logic.

Peace, my brother.
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It is not the size of one's blade that matters, my impudent friend, but the skill with which it is wielded.
Every man with a small d!ck says this.

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Old 11-01-2000, 06:21 PM   #27 (permalink)
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Average.

And it happens to be true, my elongated associate.
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Old 11-01-2000, 06:32 PM   #28 (permalink)
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Ronin:
That was too much information.

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Old 11-01-2000, 07:14 PM   #29 (permalink)
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You started it!

Hey Joe, don't you think all this talk of shagging girlfriends and penis-size is kind of juvenile?

BTW, your mom says hi.
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Old 11-01-2000, 07:19 PM   #30 (permalink)
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Boy, ain't this one hell of a day? Here I am siding with
Ronin? Anyway, is it Royce's fault that his defense is so much better then Frazier's that Sak couldn't do the damage to him that Ali did to Frazier in half the time? I've got nothing against Frazier or Ali, in fact I think both guys have tremendous heart, however if Royce quit like a bit** then Frazier is a bit** for the way he quit against Ali, which makes Ali a bit** for quitting against Holmes. What about Ali telling Dundee to pull his gloves off cause he had a little vaseline in his eyes? Royce fought with a broken foot for longer then Ali-Frazier or Ali-Holmes even lasted. I'll cheer him on cause I think he's a great fighter with a lot of heart. As far as Royce taking a terrible beating, I didn't see that or that he was any more tired then Sak, however he would have took a terrible beating later because he was to the point where he could not stand up. It was obvious that Rorion was pushing to throw in the towel because he didn't want his brother hurt to the point it was forever. Its ridiculous for anyone to question Ali's heart, Frazier's heart or Royce's heart, but if one is questioned, then they all need to be looked at.
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